My cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch

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my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21997033 Canada 08/15/2012 04:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Your cat loves you. It does this as an offering in much the same way as primitive man offered dead animals to gods on alters.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 21915015 Australia 08/15/2012 04:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch "According to the Marxists its ok if Cats do this to mice but its not ok if we kill a chicken and eat it" Classic! 5 stars
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2905487 United States 08/15/2012 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch bake the cat ( with the mouse in the cats mouth ) at 350 for 2 hours or until meat temp reaches 170 degrees
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15782258 Belgium 08/15/2012 04:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch the cat gave you a present. respect that, and be thankful; and return the favor.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21786026 Australia 08/15/2012 05:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch You're lucky! My cat brings baby rats into my bathroom, eats them in the shower and leaves me the head! And a pool of blood. He really loves me...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21998567 Canada 08/15/2012 05:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch the fuck? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596 The cat is well connected to other pussy cats in the area. It is a warning sign not to step in his turf or he'll hire a gang of cats to gut you.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20490216 United States 08/15/2012 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch thats a gift belive it or not Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21697596 This
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19325492 Serbia 08/15/2012 05:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch the fuck? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596 gift, if open..big gift. Wana fuck you...i guess. Cats... Move along, buy a gold fish or something.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21099867 United States 08/15/2012 06:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch It thinks your its god. It was a ritual sacrifice to appease you in hopes that you'll make rain so that the cat's crops will grow.
Sharty Mc Bean User ID: 21998126 Germany 08/15/2012 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch At least you didn't find your cat laying there with IT'S organs out, on the side of the road, as I did mine. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21996377 did you eat it?
moot User ID: 1076292 United States 08/15/2012 06:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Cats showing you he's a killer and not one to be fucked with. Don't slack off on the kibble or else

Anonymous Coward User ID: 21941792 Slovenia 08/15/2012 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch [link to www.cracked.com] Number 1 applies here
Démodé User ID: 20502104 Serbia 08/15/2012 06:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Cattards...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2169888 United States 08/15/2012 06:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Consider yourself lucky that he hasn't brought live birds and chipmunks into the house the way ours has done. Quoting: oh_yikes Mine Brought in a baby rabbit the size of a softball
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22000097 Greece 08/15/2012 06:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Consider yourself lucky that he hasn't brought live birds and chipmunks into the house the way ours has done. Quoting: oh_yikes lol. Found a rabbit's head on my carpet earlier this week. Thinking of renaming kitty as 'the godfather' .
Voidmer User ID: 13511602 Netherlands 08/15/2012 07:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Cats showing you he's a killer and not one to be fucked with. Don't slack off on the kibble or else Quoting: moot

Anonymous Coward User ID: 22001944 Japan 08/15/2012 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch YOUR CAT CRAVES YOUR COCK. DONT HOLD OUT ON HIM/HER.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20793638 United States 08/15/2012 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch IIRC, cats will not eat certain organs, the gallbladder is one of them. Not a gift, just a picky eater.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 611990 Spain 08/15/2012 08:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Be a good human slave and clean it.
INK3 User ID: 21948937 United States 08/15/2012 08:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch its trying to show you its been a good kitty.. at least its killing them unless you want mice running around everywhere?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4609729 I'm fine with him killing mice, but killing a mouse and just laying it there outside my front door, that i stepped on btw Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596 He just wanted you to notice it and thank him appropriately. Grill it for his lunch. "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing" page7
INK3 User ID: 21948937 United States 08/15/2012 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch It thinks your its god. It was a ritual sacrifice to appease you in hopes that you'll make rain so that the cat's crops will grow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21099867 No, it thinks it's *your* god. Appease him at once or there will be more. You have been warned by kitty. "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing" page7
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21241915 Canada 08/15/2012 08:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch My previous cat used to do the same thing all the time ! I miss him.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16063329 United States 08/15/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch organs
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16037672 Australia 08/15/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch cay sar ra ser rar,,sai la mort
Serenity777 User ID: 1129812 United States 08/15/2012 08:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Congrats... You just experienced what EVERY cat owner in the world has ever had to deal with...and then, you made a thread about it. You might as well made a thread about you taking a piss... watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21998015 Germany 08/15/2012 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch i did some google searches on this, and it says that cats do this as a sign of respect, and a sacrament to the person taking care of them Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596 Wrong. It's a threat. :)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22003465 Ireland 08/15/2012 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch fuckin cat...teach it a lesson...put it in a burlap bag (with big rock) and throw it into a river....come back in a hour and get the cat...pet it on the head after a good scolding and give it a treat....i'm sure it wont do it again....you're welcome...just trying to help... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2905487 ^^^^ THIS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21998015 Germany 08/15/2012 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Consider yourself lucky that he hasn't brought live birds and chipmunks into the house the way ours has done. Quoting: oh_yikes Mine Brought in a baby rabbit the size of a softball Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2169888 And you are proud of this monster?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21998015 Germany 08/15/2012 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch "According to the Marxists its ok if Cats do this to mice but its not ok if we kill a chicken and eat it" Classic! 5 stars Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21915015 No, the opposite is the case. Marxists and communists are meat eaters. Vegetarians were prosecuted in the Sovjet Union.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15740069 United States 08/15/2012 08:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch Consider yourself lucky that he hasn't brought live birds and chipmunks into the house the way ours has done. Quoting: oh_yikes Mine Brought in a baby rabbit the size of a softball Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2169888 And you are proud of this monster? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21998015 One time my cat raided a Bunny den and brought the baby bunnies into the house. She carried them inside like they were kittens. You know how they carry them by the neck. She brought in like 4 baby bunnies. And she was killing them and eating them. It was grizzly !
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