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Old Dude Accidentaly Shoots Himself In The Ass @ Movie Theater

 
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(FEAR ALL THE -STARS ON A LEGIT STORY/LINK) - Shill much? but.. whatever. :)

and yes, due to the fact i posted this early in the A.M. i'm guilty of re-bumping it a bit later in hopes of more being awake, reading it etc.

too funny!


SPARKS, Nev. (AP) — Police say a man accidently shot himself in the buttocks at a Nevada movie theater during a showing of "The Bourne Legacy."
Police in Sparks, Nev., say the 56-year-old man's injuries are not life-threatening and no others were hurt.
Authorities say the man had a permit to carry a concealed firearm. The man told officers the gun fell from his pocket Tuesday night as he was adjusting himself in the seat and that it discharged when it dropped to the floor.
Authorities say the case will be sent to the city attorney for possible charges.

The incident comes less than a month after a shooting at a suburban Denver theater that left 12 dead and 58 injured.

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roflpopcornrofl
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carrying a gun in his pocket, with a permit!

if you're gonna pay for a damn permit, pitch in some extra for a freakin holster for shits sake.

hmm.. for shits sake, as in he's likely having a hard time shitting atm! lol.

i crack myself up.
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What a good fucking idea that is. It's lucky someone wasn't killed.
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What a good fucking idea that is. It's lucky someone wasn't killed.
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hell yeah
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was his hair dyed red?
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he saw that Batman shooting crap on TV, then loaded up and started watching movies at the theater, praying to get the chance to shoot some sick asshole.

he never expected that he'd be the sick asshole.


ha!
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^^ i'm just guessing, of course ^^
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no stars? cmon.. that was worth at least a chuckle. :)
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he saw that Batman shooting crap on TV, then loaded up and started watching movies at the theater, praying to get the chance to shoot some sick asshole.

he never expected that he'd be the sick asshole.


ha!
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"he never expected that he'd be the sick asshole."

should have been:

"he never expected that HIS WOULD be the sick asshole."
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carrying a gun in his pocket, with a permit!

if you're gonna pay for a damn permit, pitch in some extra for a freakin holster for shits sake.

hmm.. for shits sake, as in he's likely having a hard time shitting atm! lol.

i crack myself up.
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if could be a pocket holster. Not enough detail in this article. I carry ccw with a hogue pocket holster, it's much faster to draw, as it catches the lining of the pocket and stays put when you draw. For a small .38


but yeah im sure the police got a good laugh out of this guy
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I don't blame him, he just won't let any crazy asshole kill him without defense!! lol
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LMFAO fucking fail xD 5*s
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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Only in AmeriKKKa
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lol.. star nazis!

this was a great article to wake up to!
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LMFAO fucking fail xD 5*s
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thanks!

i cracked up too.
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he saw that Batman shooting crap on TV, then loaded up and started watching movies at the theater, praying to get the chance to shoot some sick asshole.

he never expected that he'd be the sick asshole.


ha!
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"he never expected that he'd be the sick asshole."

should have been:

"he never expected that HIS WOULD be the sick asshole."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21936353



heh :)
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tool
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peace
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Is this the most exciting thing you've got going on?
Bumping your thread on a semi-amusing story??
If people think its interesting, there will be comments. If not- LET IT DIE!
And 56- you think is old?
What are you- 14?
How many times did you flog yourself last night?
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Is this the most exciting thing you've got going on?
Bumping your thread on a semi-amusing story??
If people think its interesting, there will be comments. If not- LET IT DIE!
And 56- you think is old?
What are you- 14?
How many times did you flog yourself last night?
loser
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lol, anon coward ftw.

grow a pair bitch. ;)
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or does mommy hold those for you? keeping them safe in her jar labeled 'extremely small things'
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he saw that Batman shooting crap on TV, then loaded up and started watching movies at the theater, praying to get the chance to shoot some sick asshole.

he never expected that he'd be the sick asshole.


ha!
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lmao
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he saw that Batman shooting crap on TV, then loaded up and started watching movies at the theater, praying to get the chance to shoot some sick asshole.

he never expected that he'd be the sick asshole.


ha!
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lmao
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thanks for commenting. :)
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carrying a gun in his pocket, with a permit!

if you're gonna pay for a damn permit, pitch in some extra for a freakin holster for shits sake.

hmm.. for shits sake, as in he's likely having a hard time shitting atm! lol.

i crack myself up.
 Quoting: Vertebraker




if could be a pocket holster. Not enough detail in this article. I carry ccw with a hogue pocket holster, it's much faster to draw, as it catches the lining of the pocket and stays put when you draw. For a small .38


but yeah im sure the police got a good laugh out of this guy
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didn't think of that.. thanks!
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