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How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.

 
Heretic_333
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How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.
[link to dan.hersam.com]

First 20.

1. Not the brightest light in the harbor.

2. The light's on but no one's home.

3. Not the brightest bulb in the box.

4. A few screws short of a hardware store.

5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

6. A few cards short of a deck.

7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

8. About as sharp as a marble.

9. Only has one oar in the water.

10. Smart as a bag of rocks.

11. A burger short of a combo meal.

12. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

13. A few peas short of a casserole.

14. A few keys short of a keyboard.

15. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

16. The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

17. As smart as a stick.

18. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

20. Has an IQ of room temperature.
A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
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Re: How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.
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A true minded, kind hearted... Iconoclast.

"We fight for truth, so love may venture, and peace may follow" ~ Ancient Astronaut Theorists.

If I told you everything I am about to say is a lie. Is it truth or a lie?

I built the wrench necessary to bolt the 3 stage capping process on the spill. My tolerances were not overlooked.

"Tattered banners, and bloody flags... The mist of Odin sweeps it all."
Nika

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Re: How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.
Has the intelligence of a thermos.

the stupid it bu
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Re: How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.
lights are on, but nobody is home....



great foundation, toys in the attic.....
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

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Not the sharpest crayon in the box

In the double digits
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Re: How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.
181. You're stupid.
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bends the coin on the way to the vending machine
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Re: How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.
Has the intelligence of a thermos.
 Quoting: Nika

you know how a thermos keeps things hot OR cold, HOW DOES IT KNOW WHICH ONE TO DO????
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Has the intelligence of a thermos.
 Quoting: Nika

you know how a thermos keeps things hot OR cold, HOW DOES IT KNOW WHICH ONE TO DO????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21936353


that is an awesome question....

so much still to learn in life.

spock
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
Nika

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Re: How to call someone stupid 180 different ways.
Has the intelligence of a thermos.
 Quoting: Nika

you know how a thermos keeps things hot OR cold, HOW DOES IT KNOW WHICH ONE TO DO????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21936353


It doesn't know... it's a thermos. chuckle
It's designed to allow the beverage/food to maintain the temperature it originally was when put into the thermos.
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