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Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?

 
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Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Why didn't they starve into extinction waiting for the wings Chucky baby?


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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
How can something be magiced into being with a word bucko?
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Evolution Fairies of course!
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
how come guinea pigs don't starve? they don't have wings!
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Why didn't they starve into extinction waiting for the wings Chucky baby?

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take your pagan derived fairy tales and stick'em up your holier than thou ass crack you ignorant, hateful, bigoted, imbecile
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Leave chuck alone u big bully
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take your pagan derived fairy tales and stick'em up your holier than thou ass crack you ignorant, hateful, bigoted, imbecile
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Evolution Fairies of course!
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another do
Shucks... I keep forgetting that, thanks.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Evolution Fairies of course!
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another do
Shucks... I keep forgetting that, thanks.
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Odin magicked them on, thats what you believe isn't it OP?
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Evolution Fairies of course!
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another do
Shucks... I keep forgetting that, thanks.
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Odin magicked them on, thats what you believe isn't it OP?
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No magic in aeronautical engineering, much knowledge is required. When the 'aircraft' is a bio-craft more knowledge than all human science is required, because the parts aren't made of aluminum, they're made of living cells.This complicates the design beyond human understanding.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
How can something be magiced into being with a word bucko?
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That's beyond my imagination but I know the million chemical equations in the dragonfly's dna, directing it's assembly and opperatioin weren't inscribed by magic.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
it's more complicated than human science can understand, so... God must have done it.

quite logical.



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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Why didn't they starve into extinction waiting for the wings Chucky baby?
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Weird right.

Because everybody knows that the key to survival is having wings.

That is why all insects have wings.. oh wait..
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
it's more complicated than human science can understand, so... God must have done it.

quite logical.



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Yeah, I reached a really stupid explanation, yours is far more scientifically insightful, ...... right?
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Why didn't they starve into extinction waiting for the wings Chucky baby?
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Weird right.

Because everybody knows that the key to survival is having wings.

That is why all insects have wings.. oh wait..
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...... good one ...... got me there.......
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
No.
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No.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
I think you prey upon the fact that a big percentage of the GLP user base are not scientifically literate about evolution. It gives you some sort of reassurance of your faith that if these people can't explain how this specific animal evolved to what it is today then it must be that god did it.
Even though there have been people on here that have tried to educate you, you completely dismiss them and focus on the people who don't believe in god but can't give you the technical details about evolution. Of course your position requires nothing more than a thick head and the response "we take it on faith". Ironic, isn't it?

So please, I have a better way for you to get the answers to your questions. Take them to museums with sections on evolution, take them to universities with evolutionary biology courses and question some of the professors and PhD students, I'm sure they will be happy to entertain you.

Or just keep living in your plastic bubble. Bye now.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
How can something be magiced into being with a word bucko?
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That's beyond my imagination but I know the million chemical equations in the dragonfly's dna, directing it's assembly and opperatioin weren't inscribed by magic.
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That's right, Chuck. Actually, there was a magical man in the sky. He had no creator. He was just there, like magic. And he decided to make the dragon fly. Then he made the mosquito after that. The mosquito made some people die from malaria while God was out golfing for a few months and it was too late for God to stop the carnage.
Sometimes God makes mistakes. I'll bet you didn't know that? You see, Chuck, God is magic but he does some really dumb things. He is invisible and you might THINK he is imaginary, but really he is just up in the sky really, really high. And he loves you, Chuck. That's all you need to know. Now go to sleep and dream happy dreams.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
why do people who dont believe in evolution get labelled religious?

i think evolution is about as ridiculous as religion.

they are both stories to help us cope
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
why do people who dont believe in evolution get labelled religious?

i think evolution is about as ridiculous as religion.

they are both stories to help us cope
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What does evolution help us cope with exactly?
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why do people who dont believe in evolution get labelled religious?

i think evolution is about as ridiculous as religion.

they are both stories to help us cope
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Right, evolution is a religion, it's the only one however that can't recognize intelligent design so it theorizes life is formed by UNintelligent design. It also frees it's believers of moral responsibility to others by replacing the divine 'golden rule' and promoting 'survival of the fittest', (no guilt).
"Who is wise and understanding among YOU? Let him show out of his fine conduct his works with a mildness that belongs to wisdom.  But if YOU have bitter jealousy and contentiousness in YOUR hearts, do not be bragging and lying against the truth.  This is not the wisdom that comes down from above, but is [the] earthly, animal, demonic. 16 For where jealousy and contentiousness are, there disorder and every vile thing are.
 But the wisdom from above is first of all chaste, then peaceable, reasonable, ready to obey, full of mercy and good fruits, not making partial distinctions, not hypocritical.  Moreover, the fruit of righteousness has its seed sown under peaceful conditions for those who are making peace." Ja3:13

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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
I think you prey upon the fact that a big percentage of the GLP user base are not scientifically literate about evolution. It gives you some sort of reassurance of your faith that if these people can't explain how this specific animal evolved to what it is today then it must be that god did it.
Even though there have been people on here that have tried to educate you, you completely dismiss them and focus on the people who don't believe in god but can't give you the technical details about evolution. Of course your position requires nothing more than a thick head and the response "we take it on faith". Ironic, isn't it?

So please, I have a better way for you to get the answers to your questions. Take them to museums with sections on evolution, take them to universities with evolutionary biology courses and question some of the professors and PhD students, I'm sure they will be happy to entertain you.

Or just keep living in your plastic bubble. Bye now.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Why didn't they starve into extinction waiting for the wings Chucky baby?

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Because they are like butterflies. Their larval stage they live under water and eat stuff down there. Then they leave and bust out their wings.

and you don't get it, all the insects with wings probably originated from the same animal. The just got more complicated and diverse the longer they survived. It's amazing how little time Christians spend LEARNING EVOLUTION before they start to bash it.

I don't even think Darwin got it all right. It's amazing how much people think they KNOW. Science by definition is only best guess.
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That's what you get when you feed the trolls.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
Why didn't they starve into extinction waiting for the wings Chucky baby?

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Because they are like butterflies. Their larval stage they live under water and eat stuff down there. Then they leave and bust out their wings.

and you don't get it, all the insects with wings probably originated from the same animal. The just got more complicated and diverse the longer they survived. It's amazing how little time Christians spend LEARNING EVOLUTION before they start to bash it.

I don't even think Darwin got it all right. It's amazing how much people think they KNOW. Science by definition is only best guess.
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QUOTE; "The just got more complicated and diverse the longer they survived".
Oh? Feel free to explain that scientifically. Remember, the word 'evolved' explains nothing, it's used in place of explanations, when there is no knowledge.
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
even the catholic bueracray has admitted that god and evolution can coexist......you need to figure out why....let us know if you make any "progress"
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
even the catholic bueracray has admitted that god and evolution can coexist......you need to figure out why....let us know if you make any "progress"
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Because the church markets whatever their clientele is buying, or they'll shop else where.
" And I heard another voice out of heaven say: “Get out of her, my people, if YOU do not want to share with her in her sins, and if YOU do not want to receive part of her plagues. 5 For her sins have massed together clear up to heaven, and God has called her acts of injustice to mind. 6 Render to her even as she herself rendered, and do to her twice as much, yes, twice the number of the things she did; in the cup in which she put a mixture put twice as much of the mixture for her. 7 To the extent that she glorified herself and lived in shameless luxury, to that extent give her torment and mourning. For in her heart she keeps saying, ‘I sit a queen, and I am no widow, and I shall never see mourning.’ 8 That is why in one day her plagues will come, death and mourning and famine, and she will be completely burned with fire, because Jehovah God, who judged her, is strong." Rv18:4
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Re: Hey "Chuck'..... tell me how your mindless 'evolution' thingy calculated the mechanism for dragonfly wings, k buddy?
even the catholic bueracray has admitted that god and evolution can coexist......you need to figure out why....let us know if you make any "progress"
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"Let no one seduce YOU in any manner, because it will not come unless the apostasy comes first and the man of lawlessness gets revealed, the son of destruction. 4 He is set in opposition and lifts himself up over everyone who is called “god” or an object of reverence, so that he sits down in the temple of The God, publicly showing himself to be a god. 5 Do YOU not remember that, while I was yet with YOU, I used to tell YOU these things?
6 And so now YOU know the thing that acts as a restraint, with a view to his being revealed in his own due time. 7 True, the mystery of this lawlessness is already at work; but only till he who is right now acting as a restraint gets to be out of the way. 8 Then, indeed, the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will do away with by the spirit of his mouth and bring to nothing by the manifestation of his presence. 9 But the lawless one’s presence is according to the operation of Satan with every powerful work and lying signs and portents 10 and with every unrighteous deception for those who are perishing, as a retribution because they did not accept the love of the truth that they might be saved. 11 So that is why God lets an operation of error go to them, that they may get to believing the lie, 12 in order that they all may be judged because they did not believe the truth but took pleasure in unrighteousness." 2Thes2:3

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