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to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.

 
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I'm a something, ask me anything
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0.) Glpers may not number items in the correct order.
ohyeah
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if somebody says ask me a question, then you must ask
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BREAKING!!!!
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#20
free your inner baboon.
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I'm a something, ask me anything
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swamp gas.
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if somebody says ask me a question, then you must ask
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#22
free your inner baboon.
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I need when and where on the tomatoes and possible rule on 4 going to 5 sirens.
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I need when and where on the tomatoes and possible rule on 4 going to 5 sirens.
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Rulings are still out on these,sorry,grasshopper.
free your inner baboon.
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08/16/2012 05:07 PM

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23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them

27) Troops are always moving somewhere.
free your inner baboon.
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08/16/2012 05:09 PM
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GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28) Ron Paul wears dirty diapers.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fixed!
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Ron Paul, you either love or hate him.
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08/16/2012 05:17 PM

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Personal favorite of mine that will not get numbered is

It's time to bug out when the earthworms start climbing the plum trees.
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08/16/2012 05:20 PM

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We are a very bad dating site.

"GLP you are the worsed dating forum ever!"

Thread: why i dont trust anyone on this site anymore
free your inner baboon.
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08/16/2012 05:22 PM
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We are a very bad dating site.

"GLP you are the worsed dating forum ever!"

Thread: why i dont trust anyone on this site anymore
 Quoting: hapless moran


Oh, that is just too funny :)
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08/16/2012 05:24 PM
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You forgot

I'm just sayin'...

Swamp Gas...

YT link with vid for mobile smartfone users (pls)!

Pic or it didnt happen...

Oh and for those who mock the glp traditions and culture there is this:

granny
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08/16/2012 05:26 PM
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We are a very bad dating site.

"GLP you are the worsed dating forum ever!"

Thread: why i dont trust anyone on this site anymore
 Quoting: hapless moran


Oh, that is just too funny :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


^^this^^
LOL
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08/16/2012 05:27 PM
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LOLS @ no. 23! cruise

OBAMA FOR SECOND TERMY:)
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08/16/2012 05:28 PM
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:bddfg:
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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08/16/2012 05:28 PM

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Are you mocking us? lolsign
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No,don't be a moran,I'm merely responding to someone who doesn't seem to get the finer points of our culture.
 Quoting: hapless moran


hear hear
being a foreigner "not us based host"
I'm glad to share this info with my fellow outlandish and non-glp-related contacts

we'll send an internal email about that ....

agent
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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We are a very bad dating site.

"GLP you are the worsed dating forum ever!"

Thread: why i dont trust anyone on this site anymore
 Quoting: hapless moran




Now their goes the magic. Makes me two sad.
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bddfg
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: AQUARIAN AWAKE


yeah

morans just don't get it

still epic

:')
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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08/16/2012 05:29 PM

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The Nobody will save us!!!!! rockon
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08/16/2012 05:31 PM
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31) It's a geese.
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The Nobody will save us!!!!! rockon
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imthrilled
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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Ufo's: "it's a geese"....!
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08/16/2012 05:31 PM
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Bullshit...

It's the Darwinian Selected, Psychopaths, Malignants, Sociopaths, and Megalomaniacs.

The root of all EVIL.


.......DOOM
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08/16/2012 05:31 PM

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28)There is always someone waiting to give you bad karma

8/16/2012 bad Karma Baboon butt know it all
free your inner baboon.
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Finer Points? Some of you border on paranoid schizophrenics, heh, good luck with that.
peace
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08/16/2012 05:34 PM
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Re: to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.
GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28)There is always someone waiting to give you bad karma
 Quoting: hapless moran


also the strength of the GLP effect is directly proportional to number of pages for any doom post.
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