to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.

I'm a something, ask me anything

if somebody says ask me a question, then you must ask

I need when and where on the tomatoes and possible rule on 4 going to 5 sirens.

GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28) Ron Paul wears dirty diapers.

We are a very bad dating site.

"GLP you are the worsed dating forum ever!"

Thread: why i dont trust anyone on this site anymore

Oh, that is just too funny :)

:bddfg:

No,don't be a moran,I'm merely responding to someone who doesn't seem to get the finer points of our culture.

We are a very bad dating site.

"GLP you are the worsed dating forum ever!"

Thread: why i dont trust anyone on this site anymore

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

The Nobody will save us!!!!!