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to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.

 
Doomwaffles

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Bullshit...

It's the Darwinian Selected, Psychopaths, Malignants, Sociopaths, and Megalomaniacs.

The root of all EVIL.


.......DOOM
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565709


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GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28)There is always someone waiting to give you bad karma
29)The Nobody is about to save us. (Beso)
30)That's not a UFO,F'Tard, it's a flock of Geese.(Aussie AC)
 Quoting: hapless moran


^^^^this ^^^^
everything in its right place
AxE-i-DeNt

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Didn't see brian in there, or did I miss it?
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
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08/16/2012 05:38 PM
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My Uncle just called, he is a seven star general with the fandango rangers
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08/16/2012 05:38 PM
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I assume these are the same folk who don't know the word is morOns!
hapless moran (OP)

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Didn't see brian in there, or did I miss it?
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Used brian in the intro.
free your inner baboon.
MahaloKeAkua
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08/16/2012 05:39 PM
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Y'all cant hate on real tards!
Doomwaffles

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08/16/2012 05:39 PM

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Didn't see brian in there, or did I miss it?
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


look again
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08/16/2012 05:41 PM
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CAT PEOPLE ARE THE BEST !!!



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Bunker building Cat People, also!!byekitty
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On second thought, fuck digging, just find a sink hole!!!
Doomwaffles

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CAT PEOPLE ARE THE BEST !!!



catdance
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Bunker building Cat People, also!!byekitty
 Quoting: Bunker Bill


fuckdembitches

don't hit the glass ^^
AxE-i-DeNt

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08/16/2012 05:42 PM

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Didn't see brian in there, or did I miss it?
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


Used brian in the intro.
 Quoting: hapless moran


LoL, u missed my gag on how also on GLP, you often get tardlike comments from idjots that didn't even read.

Oh, and before I forget,

It was swamp geese
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
hapless moran (OP)

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Didn't see brian in there, or did I miss it?
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


Used brian in the intro.
 Quoting: hapless moran


LoL, u missed my gag on how also on GLP, you often get tardlike comments from idjots that didn't even read.

Oh, and before I forget,

It was swamp geese
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


well done.
free your inner baboon.
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08/16/2012 05:44 PM
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op is the biggest faggot of them all
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08/16/2012 05:45 PM
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GLP effect?
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Shin this pit
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
hapless moran (OP)

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GLP effect?
 Quoting: Eternium


#31
free your inner baboon.
Eternium

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08/16/2012 05:48 PM
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GLP effect?
 Quoting: Eternium


#31
 Quoting: hapless moran


ah okay ya got it in there as I was thinking it

5* thread OP!

Last Edited by Eternium on 08/16/2012 05:48 PM
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I wish I had a Mom. And a basement.
One way to time travel:
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Doomwaffles

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I wish I had a Mom. And a basement.
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia


glp effect .....

pope
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08/16/2012 05:50 PM

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Great list.... add "bring in the 'maters" perhaps but yours was pretty exhaustive.

Last Edited by ChivalryKnight on 08/16/2012 05:52 PM
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08/16/2012 05:51 PM
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GREAT thread, stay classy GLP, no matter the SHILLS!
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08/16/2012 05:53 PM
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GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28)There is always someone waiting to give you bad karma
29)The Nobody is about to save us. (Beso)
30)That's not a UFO,F'Tard, it's a flock of Geese.(Aussie AC)
31)The world is saved on an almost daily basis by the collective power of the GLP effect. (Cebu4U)
 Quoting: hapless moran


32. The truth of any thread is directly proportionate to the amount of shills that show up to refute the thread.
33. Japan currently glows in the dark. Along with most of the Pacific Ocean, West Coast and possibly the Grand Canyon.
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LOL at *culture*
Kind of like in a Petri dish.

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32. The truth of any thread is directly proportionate to the amount of shills that show up to refute the thread.
33. Japan currently glows in the dark. Along with most of the Pacific Ocean, West Coast and possibly the Grand Canyon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22027204


D'oh, forgot to login.
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1+2-3+6=6 Thats 6 x 3 = 666! numero tards belong on that list too.
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12:Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
 Quoting: hapless moran


13: No linky you stinky.
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


ohyeah
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1+2-3+6=6 Thats 6 x 3 = 666! numero tards belong on that list too.
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Uh oh.....here they come!!!!!!
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"Question what you know and know why you question".

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GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28)There is always someone waiting to give you bad karma
29)The Nobody is about to save us. (Beso)
30)That's not a UFO,F'Tard, it's a flock of Geese.(Aussie AC)
31)The world is saved on an almost daily basis by the collective power of the GLP effect. (Cebu4U)
 Quoting: hapless moran


That's very nice for the GLP. Anyway...
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GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28)There is always someone waiting to give you bad karma
29)The Nobody is about to save us. (Beso)
30)That's not a UFO,F'Tard, it's a flock of Geese.(Aussie AC)
31)The world is saved on an almost daily basis by the collective power of the GLP effect. (Cebu4U)
32. The truth of any thread is directly proportionate to the amount of shills that show up to refute the thread.(Talus)
33. Japan currently glows in the dark. Along with most of the Pacific Ocean, West Coast and possibly the Grand Canyon.(Talus)
 Quoting: hapless moran


Why should you care? You're a baboon!
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CAT PEOPLE ARE THE BEST !!!



catdance
 Quoting: Minnie Kitty


Bunker building Cat People, also!!byekitty
 Quoting: Bunker Bill


lolatu
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