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to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.

 
Doomwaffles

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1+2-3+6=6 Thats 6 x 3 = 666! numero tards belong on that list too.
 Quoting: Eternium


Uh oh.....here they come!!!!!!
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


1+2 = 3
3+6 = 9

3-9 = 6

3/9 =3

Your calculation makes no sense

i guess this is the time you result to insulting anyone that doesn't agree
calling them every name in the book or use derogatory slang to point out their failure at misunderstanding you
Eternium

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Re: to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.
1+2-3+6=6 Thats 6 x 3 = 666! numero tards belong on that list too.
 Quoting: Eternium


Uh oh.....here they come!!!!!!
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


1+2 = 3
3+6 = 9

3-9 = 6

3/9 =3

Your calculation makes no sense

i guess this is the time you result to insulting anyone that doesn't agree
calling them every name in the book or use derogatory slang to point out their failure at misunderstanding you
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


chill out waffles. y so serius
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Doomwaffles

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1+2-3+6=6 Thats 6 x 3 = 666! numero tards belong on that list too.
 Quoting: Eternium


Uh oh.....here they come!!!!!!
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


1+2 = 3
3+6 = 9

3-9 = 6

3/9 =3

Your calculation makes no sense

i guess this is the time you result to insulting anyone that doesn't agree
calling them every name in the book or use derogatory slang to point out their failure at misunderstanding you
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


chill out waffles. y so serius
 Quoting: Eternium


its just a language barrier , i swear !
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08/16/2012 06:02 PM
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CAT PEOPLE ARE THE BEST !!!



catdance
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Bunker building Cat People, also!!byekitty
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lolatu
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32) Bibletard scroll Olympics
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08/16/2012 06:03 PM
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:bddfg:
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that's rich!
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Uh oh.....here they come!!!!!!
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


1+2 = 3
3+6 = 9

3-9 = 6

3/9 =3

Your calculation makes no sense

i guess this is the time you result to insulting anyone that doesn't agree
calling them every name in the book or use derogatory slang to point out their failure at misunderstanding you
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


chill out waffles. y so serius
 Quoting: Eternium


its just a language barrier , i swear !
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no worries, lets re do our math problem. (1+2)-3+6=6
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I love our GLP culture hfwell almost all of itpeace
1 John 4:18
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves torment
chris999

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08/16/2012 06:06 PM
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GLP is a community,and as with any community,it has its own unique culture and conventions. Anyone with half a brian will be able to list the conventions and the culture. Except, ;-), these conventions and you'll be much happier in our little community.

1) Uncles are always calling with information.
2) The Markets are most likely carshing.
3) Moran is spelled with an A.
4) Proper care of Tomato plants is of utmost concern.
5) Doom is ALWAYS just a few days away.
6) There ARE 5,and even 6 Star Generals wandering the secret hallways of power.
7) You can always depend on them ol'Fandango Rangers.
8) To,two,and too,like your and you're, sound enough alike that they are interchangeable. We know what you meant.
9) Nibiru is coming and just because you can't see it doesn't mean it ain't so.
10) Just because I post it doesn't mean I believe it in the strictest sense of the word.
11.Ewetube never lies. (Shoot Straight Johnnie)
12)Sorcha Faal is synonymous with Such A Fail.
13)No linky you stinky (DeadBeacon)
14)(and so) It is always beginning.(Bluebird and AC)
15)At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
16) It's ALWAYS lens flair (Bluebird)
17) Marshall Law is just days away(Bluebird)
18) It,whatever it is,can always be blamed on a certain Monotheistic tribe from the middle east what ain't muzzies. There,I didn't name them. So there name didn't change.
Feel free to add to the list.
19)In the GLP nomenclature,their are many classes of tards;quaketards,nibirutards,solartards,doomtards, etc. Kittehtards are a class unto themselves.(Minnie Kitty,etc al)
20)All news is BREAKING NEWS.
21)There are many people who have just eaten,smoked,drank,or arrived from somewhere or have just returned from somewhere,or have specific knowledge and are dying for you to ASK THEM SOMETHING.
22)and if someone says "ask me something, you MUST ask".
23)The President (regardless of who might hold the office) is always TPTB and if not the Antichrist,then a close personal friend of the Antichrist.
24) Those people from #18 are always about to attack Iran.
25) Of course IT was an inside job.
26) Those damned banksters are always about to get some good old fashioned ninja whupass put on them.
27)Troops are always moving somewhere.
28) Ron Paul wears dirty diapers.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fixed!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21641902



It's a conspiracy!!!
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

-Galileo Galilei
hapless moran (OP)

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1+2-3+6=6 Thats 6 x 3 = 666! numero tards belong on that list too.
 Quoting: Eternium


Number 34. 3+4=7,Seven is the number of completion.
free your inner baboon.
Eternium

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08/16/2012 06:08 PM
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1+2-3+6=6 Thats 6 x 3 = 666! numero tards belong on that list too.
 Quoting: Eternium


Number 34. 3+4=7,Seven is the number of completion.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Good, you've got it!
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08/16/2012 06:12 PM

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Breaking Thread!

Zetas right again.
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08/16/2012 06:14 PM

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1+2 = 3
3+6 = 9

3-9 = 6

3/9 =3

Your calculation makes no sense

i guess this is the time you result to insulting anyone that doesn't agree
calling them every name in the book or use derogatory slang to point out their failure at misunderstanding you
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


chill out waffles. y so serius
 Quoting: Eternium


its just a language barrier , i swear !
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no worries, lets re do our math problem. (1+2)-3+6=6
 Quoting: Eternium


yeah , that i see
just explain to me how you got to that
I really am not joking!
lol

there are so many different interpretations to those numbers after all ..

narrow it down for me!
MAGDALENE

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08/16/2012 06:14 PM
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WELL I GUESS ACCORDING TO YOU I AM A MORAN NOT THAT YOUR OPPINION MATTERS TO ANYONE BUT YOURSELF AS I CERTAINLY AM NOT ONE OF THE SHEEP.

THE ARTICLE THAT I READ BY SORCHA FAAL WAS COMPLETELY CONFIRMED BY MANY NEWS SOURCES AND SO IT SEEMS YOUR ISSUE WITH THIS PERSON IS PERSONAL BECAUSE I DONT SHARE THE SAME THOUGHT.

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS.
MAGDALENE
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I assume these are the same folk who don't know the word is morOns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22086346


^^^^ ^^^^
BANE HIM!
bvndy

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14)Tard is an honorific.

or at least it is for me.
 Quoting: hapless moran



More like a description
You can ignore the consequences of
your actions, but you cannot ignore
the RESULTS of the consequences of your actions

Ayn Rand
Eternium

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I assume these are the same folk who don't know the word is morOns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22086346


^^^^ ^^^^
BANE HIM!
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


#35 ^
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hapless moran (OP)

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Breaking Thread!

Zetas right again.
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


#36
free your inner baboon.
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08/16/2012 06:17 PM

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GLP is the best bloody site there is. I never stick whit forums. But this one is is just to great. Most forums are boring as shit, you sign up and you see the same shit every day.

But GLP is different. It still fresh And as long as GLp exist I wont leave.

Best bloody website there is.

hfgoodnews
Eternium

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37. I gotz baned

Last Edited by Eternium on 08/16/2012 06:18 PM
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14)Tard is an honorific.

or at least it is for me.
 Quoting: hapless moran



More like a description
 Quoting: bvndy


yeah,your right. I still consider it an honor to be a tard.
free your inner baboon.
bvndy

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08/16/2012 06:19 PM
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tards...
ECO tard
RELIGION tard
DOOM tard
LYING tard
GOVT tard
OBAMA tard
CONSPIRACY tard
GUN tard
GAY tard(also known as "gay cabollero"
and of course...PREPPER tard(not to be confused with
PREPPY tard)tounge
You can ignore the consequences of
your actions, but you cannot ignore
the RESULTS of the consequences of your actions

Ayn Rand
bvndy

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OH, and lets not forget...
TARD tard5a
You can ignore the consequences of
your actions, but you cannot ignore
the RESULTS of the consequences of your actions

Ayn Rand
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I assume these are the same folk who don't know the word is morOns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22086346


^^^^ ^^^^
BANE HIM!
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


#37
free your inner baboon.
Doomwaffles

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tards...
ECO tard
RELIGION tard
DOOM tard
LYING tard
GOVT tard
OBAMA tard
CONSPIRACY tard
GUN tard
GAY tard(also known as "gay cabollero"
and of course...PREPPER tard(not to be confused with
PREPPY tard)tounge
 Quoting: bvndy


i smell a conspiracy in the way that has been paraphrased!


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bddfg
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


bump
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chill out waffles. y so serius
 Quoting: Eternium


its just a language barrier , i swear !
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no worries, lets re do our math problem. (1+2)-3+6=6
 Quoting: Eternium


yeah , that i see
just explain to me how you got to that
I really am not joking!
lol

there are so many different interpretations to those numbers after all ..

narrow it down for me!
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


5 + 7 + 9 + 1 = 22

2 + 2 = 4

224

damned
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

-Galileo Galilei
Doomwaffles

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its just a language barrier , i swear !
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no worries, lets re do our math problem. (1+2)-3+6=6
 Quoting: Eternium


yeah , that i see
just explain to me how you got to that
I really am not joking!
lol

there are so many different interpretations to those numbers after all ..

narrow it down for me!
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


5 + 7 + 9 + 1 = 22

2 + 2 = 4

224

damned
 Quoting: chris999


in WORDS
asshole
chris999

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I am convinced that this thread contains MKUltra operatives being activated.
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

-Galileo Galilei
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tards...
ECO tard
RELIGION tard
DOOM tard
LYING tard
GOVT tard
OBAMA tard
CONSPIRACY tard
GUN tard
GAY tard(also known as "gay cabollero"
and of course...PREPPER tard(not to be confused with
PREPPY tard)tounge
 Quoting: bvndy


KARMA tard
PIN tard
?

Shin this pit?
socialistmop

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As a new-ish GLP'er, the FAQ I've been waiting for.

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