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to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.

 
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I took a picture of Niburu but the lense falre covered it up
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I took a picture of Niburu but the lense falre covered it up
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Damn those lens flares! Are you sure it wasn't Venus?
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Latest Red Karma

8/16/2012 Nephilim probed your butthole!

I guess I should add Red Karma is never given with a name while Green Karma usually has a name attached.

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Newbie stalker here: I think you forgot one thing...I am guessing that very few of you are getting laid!

Dark and brutal, dark and brutal.
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Bravo!! I believe you just created your own cult classic.

clappa
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Newbie stalker here: I think you forgot one thing...I am guessing that very few of you are getting laid!

Dark and brutal, dark and brutal.
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We're saving our chi for astral projection.
free your inner baboon.
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Newbie stalker here: I think you forgot one thing...I am guessing that very few of you are getting laid!

Dark and brutal, dark and brutal.
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We're saving our chi for astral projection.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Kundalini energy, raise it up to open the crown chakra and unleash the dragon power!
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Newbie stalker here: I think you forgot one thing...I am guessing that very few of you are getting laid!

Dark and brutal, dark and brutal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21297075

We're saving our chi for astral projection.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Kundalini energy, raise it up to open the crown chakra and unleash the dragon power!
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


^^^^THIS^^^^
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31) It's a geese.
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That is my particular contribution to the Glp lexicon. Surprising how many people still try to correct my spelling...rofl
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31) It's a geese.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21628163


That is my particular contribution to the Glp lexicon. Surprising how many people still try to correct my spelling...rofl
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


You're the original It's a geese author. Can I get your autograph?

"lexicon"? Isn't that some kind of NWO buzzword?

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I'm a multi millionaire, and i want to give away $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you?
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You're the original It's a geese author. Can I get your autograph?

 Quoting: hapless moran


Guilty. And now I've gone and blown my cover.

But at least I feel I made a contribution to something useful.

Green karma for your thread, btw.
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I'm a multi millionaire, and i want to give away $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you?
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Need to restock my beer fridge.
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I'm a multi millionaire, and i want to give away $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you?
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Well done,#60.
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need help with Chemtrails.
 Quoting: hapless moran


hmm
Those planes in the sky are really not leaving contrail behid them it is really a chemtrail that is used to modify the weather.

Or instead of weather something about is poisoning people slowly to death....

All I can really think of about them....
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All sounds are mysterious sounds.
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08/16/2012 11:40 PM
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There is no such word as "moran" the word is "moron" and you definitely are one. I hate the word "moran" so much it makes me grind my teeth. Someone who does not know the right way of proper english should not be dishing advice, you should be taking it.
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There is no such word as "moran" the word is "moron" and you definitely are one. I hate the word "moran" so much it makes me grind my teeth. Someone who does not know the right way of proper english should not be dishing advice, you should be taking it.
 Quoting: OP is a Moron 320079


banehim
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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All sounds are mysterious sounds.
 Quoting: Conservative Conspirator


Birds singing at the wrong hours are a signal of the apocalypse.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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All sounds are mysterious sounds.
 Quoting: Conservative Conspirator


Birds singing at the wrong hours are a signal of the apocalypse.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Don't need to tell me.
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There is no such word as "moran" the word is "moron" and you definitely are one. I hate the word "moran" so much it makes me grind my teeth. Someone who does not know the right way of proper english should not be dishing advice, you should be taking it.
 Quoting: OP is a Moron 320079


you mad,bro? You must not be getting any,because seriously,I don't why any MORAN,excuuuuuuuuusssse me, MORON would get so fricking bent out of shape by what obviously is a tongue in cheek thread celebrating our forum. Go crawl back into your jar of vegimite and vegitate!

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retardedthread
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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retardedthread
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Let me guess, SQ with Faggman & Faggman?
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08/17/2012 12:03 AM

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62) GLP is an excellent forum for advise on Sex and Relationships.

Thread: I've finally come to GLP for some advice...

Last Edited by hapless moran on 08/17/2012 12:03 AM
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If the moon appears to be in the wrong place, don't worry...it is. You are not cracking up or anything.

The moon is never where it should be these days. It floats around up there in a fickle and unpredictable orbit. This is the new normal, and nothing at all to worry about.
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08/17/2012 12:12 AM

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63) We're all waiting with baited breath to hear about your prophetic dream.
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62) GLP is an excellent forum for advise on Sex and Relationships.

Thread: I've finally come to GLP for some advice...
 Quoting: hapless moran


Oh man that thread is hilarious,.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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62) GLP is an excellent forum for advise on Sex and Relationships.

Thread: I've finally come to GLP for some advice...
 Quoting: hapless moran


Oh man that thread is hilarious,.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So,is he just trolling or is he serious?
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08/17/2012 12:15 AM
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15) At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
 Quoting: hapless moran


But, after you do that, you must define which tard species you originate from.
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15) At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
 Quoting: hapless moran


But, after you do that, you must define which tard species you originate from.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


but....it's so nice and cozy down here.
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