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to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/17/2012 12:23 AM
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15) At some point YOU should probably come up from your mom's basement.
 Quoting: hapless moran


But, after you do that, you must define which tard species you originate from.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1402512


but....it's so nice and cozy down here.
 Quoting: hapless moran


5*s for you! This thread should be GLP's disclaimer.

I'm a GLPtard... I come here for the sheer insanity. It's like Monty Python on steroids in this place.
hapless moran (OP)

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08/17/2012 12:30 AM
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64)You can post an eloquent,fact filled post which everyone ignores,then three hour later some tard will post a dumbed down version of your post and it gets pinned.
free your inner baboon.
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08/17/2012 12:35 AM
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5 stars and positive karma!

This will become a legendary GLP post, to be quoted by many, and for many years to come.

Which assumes, of course, that we have many years left ...

zombies

damned
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free." Goethe
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5 stars and positive karma!

This will become a legendary GLP post, to be quoted by many, and for many years to come.

Which assumes, of course, that we have many years left ...

zombies

damned
 Quoting: MindShaft


sadly,we've got 17 days left, no, make that 24 days left. Erm,maybe 84 days left.
free your inner baboon.
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08/17/2012 12:39 AM
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5 stars and positive karma!

This will become a legendary GLP post, to be quoted by many, and for many years to come.

Which assumes, of course, that we have many years left ...

zombies

damned
 Quoting: MindShaft


sadly,we've got 17 days left, no, make that 24 days left. Erm,maybe 84 days left.
 Quoting: hapless moran


5a
"People have been conditioned to ridicule all that they are incapable of understanding." Goethe

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free." Goethe
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08/17/2012 01:06 AM
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We all really live inside an advance computer program/Matrix/(any other type of alt. reality) that monitors every thing we do.

grinning
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08/17/2012 01:47 AM
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RED ALERT!! HAARP METER IS OFF THE CHARTS! DUCK AND DIVE!!
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08/17/2012 01:55 AM
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Perma pin and rename to GLP 101.


One question remains unanswered... TOMATERS; IN OR OUT??!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11696035


Someone probably answered this, but they always must be brought in. I think GLP tomato growers have about a 90% in house lighting and 10% outside. It's just too dangerous for them...

With Nibiru doom, quake doom, sinkhole doom, wildfire doom, tornado doom, tsunami doom, marshal law doom, fukashima doom...

Its just not a safe world for tomaters anymore...
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08/17/2012 01:56 AM
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With Nibiru doom, quake doom, sinkhole doom, wildfire doom, tornado doom, tsunami doom, marshal law doom, fukashima doom...
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


ITS MARSHALL LAW MORAN!!!!1 fighter1
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08/17/2012 02:09 AM
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Love it! Very precise.:efz:
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08/17/2012 02:39 AM
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5 stars and a pin request.

5a
 Quoting: Tard


Bump to that.

Nicely put togehter OP ;)
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08/17/2012 08:40 AM
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Permalink to terms of use!!!
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08/17/2012 09:22 AM
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Don't forget flouride has crusted up our 3rd eye inhibiting us from our true psychic powers and ascension into candyland!
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08/17/2012 09:23 AM
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These are because sometimes my testicles do smell like cornchips!lol hilarious! c atdance::catdance:catdance
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5 stars and positive karma!

This will become a legendary GLP post, to be quoted by many, and for many years to come.

Which assumes, of course, that we have many years left ...

zombies

damned
 Quoting: MindShaft


applause2
Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
Krazy effin Ivan
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08/17/2012 09:24 AM
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Just what is it your trying to convey actually? Do you not like us? Pitty then. Shoo away!!
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08/17/2012 09:27 AM

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The EGG is RED!
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
hapless moran (OP)

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08/17/2012 09:28 AM
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Don't forget flouride has crusted up our 3rd eye inhibiting us from our true psychic powers and ascension into candyland!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10990462


#65 & #66
free your inner baboon.
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08/17/2012 09:31 AM
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"32. The truth of any thread is directly proportionate to the amount of shills that show up to refute the thread."

Idol1

lol, quite.
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08/17/2012 09:33 AM
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hilarity.

clappa
hapless moran (OP)

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08/17/2012 09:37 AM
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Latest Red Karma is a direct quote of the Karma Rule:

8/17/2012 There is always someone waiting to give you bad karma,and the cowards will never tell you who they are.

And of course,it was given by coward.

Life goes on.
free your inner baboon.
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08/17/2012 09:40 AM

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The number of exclamation marks shows the importance of your point!!!!!!!!!

Please don't drink the kool-aid!

Please stop drinking the kool-aid!

Please KEEP drinking the kool-aid!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't actually have anything to add but I like this thread bump








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08/17/2012 09:43 AM
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SO much more to MARSHALL LAW.
Weren't there a bunch of relatives..etc?
Can anyone expand on this?
To Infinity and Beyond

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08/17/2012 09:54 AM

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RED ALERT!
Shoot straight Johnny
Yeah...yeah and thrice yeah

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SO much more to MARSHALL LAW.
Weren't there a bunch of relatives..etc?
Can anyone expand on this?
 Quoting: zeezee


Yeah. Soon the world will be ruled either by Marshall Law or by his wife, Sharia.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
hapless moran (OP)

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08/17/2012 09:54 AM
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Just what is it your trying to convey actually? Do you not like us? Pitty then. Shoo away!!
 Quoting: Krazy effin Ivan 11691423


No,This is my family. I'm hoping that we can preserve energy and just post the number in the future. You know,instead of telling someone "that's not Nibiru", they can just post #53.

Reminds me of this joke:
There were a bunch of prisoners hanging around one day...when one suddenly says, "32", and everyone laughs. A couple of minutes later another prisoner says, "19" and everyone roars. Seeing this, a relatively new prisoner says to a long-timer, "What's going on? Why is
everyone laughing when someone shouts a number?" "Well", says the guy, "we have this joke book and all the jokes are numbered and since everyone's been here so long and heard the jokes over and over, it's easier to just shout the number." So, a couple of days go by and the prisoners are out in the yard and there's a lull in the conversation,
so the new prisoner shouts "44" and no one laughs. Thinking they might not have heard him he shouts "44" again and still no one laughs. So, he turns to the old-timer and asks, "What's wrong?" The old-timer replies, "Hey...some people can tell a joke and some can't".
free your inner baboon.
To Infinity and Beyond

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08/17/2012 09:59 AM

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Haha great joke and clean..what do you know? ;o)
Excellent thread too.
hapless moran (OP)

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08/17/2012 10:05 AM
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SO much more to MARSHALL LAW.
Weren't there a bunch of relatives..etc?
Can anyone expand on this?
 Quoting: zeezee


Yeah. Soon the world will be ruled either by Marshall Law or by his wife, Sharia.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


LOL rofl
free your inner baboon.
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08/17/2012 10:48 AM

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GLP is the best mind opening site on the WEB BY a llong shot.

GLP RULES

:LaughingJimi:
What happened to my beloved GLP????.
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There is always a special report circulating in the kremlin this morning