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satan is coming in 2012

 
Anonymous Coward
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Highly unlikely.

Although, if it's wrath you're after, you may yet see this come to some fruition.

I've written numerous checks, and there are yet an abundance of asses left to cash them.
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he is in the whitehouse. also lucifer created the black race wake up you gutless sheeple
 Quoting: oldmandowntheroad 11557139


Cif? A creator? Only if you consider venereal diseases...
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08/19/2012 02:57 AM
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cant wait to see him
 Quoting: Star God


Congrats...you just made the "harvest list."
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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08/19/2012 03:05 AM
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satan is coming to the earth in 2012.
 Quoting: Star God


Really when did he leave ?
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08/19/2012 03:32 AM
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you can't site a source so i won't bother asking for one.
Congratulations, your thread on GLP will reach two pages, if this post doesn't do it first. What to say that you don't already know? This is everything to you. That's why you made a thread with such an eyecatching name. I'm sure it just hit you instead of you staring at the screen for hours, fishing for a title. Even though your obviously had a pretty sheltered upbringing for this to matter so much to you, FUCK IT; I still wish you the best.
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Re: satan is coming in 2012
he is sitting in the white house
Star God (OP)

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08/20/2012 12:52 AM
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bump
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he is in the whitehouse. also lucifer created the black race wake up you gutless sheeple
 Quoting: oldmandowntheroad 11557139


cruise

utter foolishness

and Satan lives in the Vatican.
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You know there is no Satan, it was a misprint, was just some fella called Stan really, nothing special.....5a
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he is sitting in the white house
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17710102


Obama looked me directly in the eyes three days ago and subconsciously gave me a sign of respect. Twice.

Most interesting.

Yes.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


spock
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Satan knows his time is short. He will make one last attempt to over throw God and will fail. His final destiney is the lake of fire will he will be tormented through out eternity. The devil wants to take you with him and anyone else who will join his rebellion. Turn your back on satan, and turn to God through repentance. Call out to Christ to save you now. Satan is not only a loser, but a liar. Don't go to the everlasting with satan. Eternity is a long time to burn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10195097

satan is better than jesus.devil is better than God.
actually God is the devil.jesus is the evil.devil fights for equal society.God supports capitalism.
 Quoting: Star God


fool, you`ll get what you wish, just like the pharisies, you`re blind and your heart is a stone.
REPENT OR PERISH YOU FOOL!
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satan is coming to the earth in 2012.
 Quoting: Star God


HAIL SATAN!
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and Satan lives in the Vatican.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4768415


That is misdirection :)

He would live with the common folk. At first. Anyways.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


NO That is the REAL DEVIL that is with those guys.
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08/21/2012 12:50 AM
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yoda
stan will create a new world order.God and jesu has fucked the humans's asses so badly, we all have got evolved in to zombies.

Last Edited by Star God on 08/21/2012 12:50 AM
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satan satan beautiful generous satan
clothe me in thy bounty, fill me with electric personality
rain upon me thy gift of captivation, fascination
let your energies flow through me , over me,around me.
bless me with thy satanic powers to guide the humans
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hf
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Satan knows his time is short. He will make one last attempt to over throw God and will fail. His final destiney is the lake of fire will he will be tormented through out eternity. The devil wants to take you with him and anyone else who will join his rebellion. Turn your back on satan, and turn to God through repentance. Call out to Christ to save you now. Satan is not only a loser, but a liar. Don't go to the everlasting with satan. Eternity is a long time to burn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10195097

satan is better than jesus.devil is better than God.
actually God is the devil.jesus is the evil.devil fights for equal society.God supports capitalism.
 Quoting: Star God


OMG...you are a sick human being. Nuff said. You have no clue.
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Nah, not only is he already here, but I live with the bastard.
Now you know WHATS WRONG WITH ME.

DEATH BY CUTTING HIS BALLS TO SLOWLY DRIP BLOOD IS MUCH TOO GOOD FOR HIM.

TRUST ME.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
Star God (OP)

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we know he is in the white house
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op got told something that jesus didn't lol

rapture is not in bible
ascension is over 12 years late
and mayan's did not predict end of the world in 2012
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Satan knows his time is short. He will make one last attempt to over throw God and will fail. His final destiney is the lake of fire will he will be tormented through out eternity. The devil wants to take you with him and anyone else who will join his rebellion. Turn your back on satan, and turn to God through repentance. Call out to Christ to save you now. Satan is not only a loser, but a liar. Don't go to the everlasting with satan. Eternity is a long time to burn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10195097

satan is better than jesus.devil is better than God.
actually God is the devil.jesus is the evil.devil fights for equal society.God supports capitalism.
 Quoting: Star God


I am with stupid. Whatever, OP.
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That bastard better not show up. The last time he did, he ate all my cheese nips. >_>
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Satan knows his time is short. He will make one last attempt to over throw God and will fail. His final destiney is the lake of fire will he will be tormented through out eternity. The devil wants to take you with him and anyone else who will join his rebellion. Turn your back on satan, and turn to God through repentance. Call out to Christ to save you now. Satan is not only a loser, but a liar. Don't go to the everlasting with satan. Eternity is a long time to burn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10195097

satan is better than jesus.devil is better than God.
actually God is the devil.jesus is the evil.devil fights for equal society.God supports capitalism.
 Quoting: Star God


OMG...you are a sick human being. Nuff said. You have no clue.
 Quoting: EYESEE 12216780


Creating fiction for your mind mind mind mind.......

I am guessing that creflo dollar is the gospel of the truth is he, and all of your other little false money laundering parasites.....

bloody hell.... go build a crystal church while the masses starve....
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he is in the whitehouse. also lucifer created the black race wake up you gutless sheeple
 Quoting: oldmandowntheroad 11557139


Cif? A creator? Only if you consider venereal diseases...
 Quoting: AGC


I am pretty sure he had something to do with that "Wang Chung" song too.
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Satan knows his time is short. He will make one last attempt to over throw God and will fail. His final destiney is the lake of fire will he will be tormented through out eternity. The devil wants to take you with him and anyone else who will join his rebellion. Turn your back on satan, and turn to God through repentance. Call out to Christ to save you now. Satan is not only a loser, but a liar. Don't go to the everlasting with satan. Eternity is a long time to burn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10195097


...Actually it is the fall of Man that Satan desires! Such is his promise and voe

...Honestly, you really do utterly underestimate God and His Power, or simply have no real idea...
There is Only One Truth
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10/09/2012 08:30 AM
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Cool,love Satan,oh wait,SATAN? no hes not lovable,hes just the opposite,at least I think he is.could be wrong though,oh well lets all die at the same time and find out together,....or maybe God and Satan are just BULLSHIT made up by freaky controlling human MODERATORS.
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Not meaning GLP moderators of course,cause that would be SLP,and we cant have that now can we? and all hell would break loose.

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