Email from one of my Canadian friends.


Nominee for Best CANADIAN Joke of the year...

A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada
He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says,

"Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country,
giving me housing,
Money for food, free medical care, and free education!"

The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here
in Canada!"

The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
sees he stops,
Shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the
wonderful Canada!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle
East , I am not Canadian!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and
says..."Probably at work."