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Jesus drove a Honda Accord.. no really he did, Bible says so! Proof inside

 
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no- he rode a dinosaur!
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LOL funny my first car was a Honda accord thumbs
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I have one now
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Well I Did...Now I Drive A Boosted Civic SI Running 12 psi Turbo...HAAA
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I love Allah
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So Allah drove a donkey?
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Made it back to say...that bitch get loose...
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A teenage boy had just got his driver's license and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut.'

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'

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And God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of eden in a. FURY.....PLYMOUTH FURY THAT IS..... chuckle
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Dude, it was a late 60's model Honda CVCC hatchback.

Get your story straight.
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The "you are a SATANIST"'s are soon going to be all over this thread.
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*** w83 1/15 p. 22 Exposing the Devil’s Subtle Designs ***

Avoid Independent Thinking

20 From the very outset of his rebellion Satan called into question God’s way of doing things. He promoted independent thinking. ‘You can decide for yourself what is good and bad,’ Satan told Eve. ‘You don’t have to listen to God. He is not really telling you the truth.’ (Genesis 3:1-5) To this day, it has been Satan’s subtle design to infect God’s people with this type of thinking.—2 Timothy 3:1, 13.

21 How is such independent thinking manifested? A common way is by questioning the counsel that is provided by God’s visible organization.





*** w87 2/1 p. 19 par. 13 Doing Our Utmost to Declare the Good News ***

These are qualities that all Christians are encouraged to put on. Due to background and upbringing, some may be more given to independent thinking and self-will than others. Perhaps this is an area where we need to discipline ourselves and ‘make our mind over’ so that we can perceive more clearly what the “will of God” is.—Romans 12:2.



*** w87 11/1 pp. 19-20 par. 15 Are You Remaining Clean in Every Respect? ***

True, such smooth talkers may look outwardly clean in a physical and moral way. But inside they are spiritually unclean, having given in to prideful, independent thinking. They have forgotten all that they learned about Jehovah, his holy name and attributes. They no longer acknowledge that all they learned about Bible truth—the glorious hope of the Kingdom and a paradise earth and the overturning of false doctrines, such as the Trinity, the immortal human soul, eternal torment, and purgatory—yes, all of this came to them through “the faithful and discreet slave.”



*** w88 8/15 p. 30 Maintaining Our Christian Oneness ***

Unity Is Not Uniformity

Worldwide unity, however, does not mean the stifling of individuality or the crushing of initiative. Where Bible principles apply, we are glad to forsake the independent thinking patterns of this world and to accept the leading of Jehovah’s spirit.
Faithful and Truth
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Faith to me is having left the sanctuaries of men and their theology, and to come out from among them that dance around a golden calf, by the making of their own hands, entrusting completely and without reserve to God within.
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I was told not to think outside of the religion. I was told NOT to search the internet.

I saw through it.
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Faith to me is having left the sanctuaries of men and their theology, and to come out from among them that dance around a golden calf, by the making of their own hands, entrusting completely and without reserve to God within.
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He used to drive a Ford Windstar but he sold it

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