Jesus drove a Honda Accord.. no really he did, Bible says so! Proof inside | |
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T Ceti H.C. Radnarg User ID: 22124619 United States 08/18/2012 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "...and his triumph was heard throughout the land", actually. They also played tennis, as David served in Herod's court. ..dont forget Jesus was a surfer too he "walked " on water... How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries... |
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abhie User ID: 22210999 India 08/18/2012 11:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The "you are a SATANIST"'s are soon going to be all over this thread. (I'm male, mid-40's, and live and work in India as a designer. Writing is a passion of mine, as is painting. My avatar represents my protagonist against the Illuminati -a female warrior.) :laotszungb: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22206504 United States 08/19/2012 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mark 6:25- King James Version (KJV) "25 And she came in straightway with haste unto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou give me by and by in a charger the head of John the Baptist." Imagine a decapitated head being delivered in a Dodge Charger! |
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Skin Suit User ID: 4280163 United States 08/19/2012 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Habakkuk 1:8 Their horses also are swifter than leopards, And more fierce than evening wolves. Their chargers charge ahead; Their cavalry comes from afar; They fly as the eagle that hastens to eat. a little mad max with the chargers being the calvary too...sounds like a good car advertisement for dodge chargers. those israelites knew how to roll, habakkuk charger style. |
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Skin Suit User ID: 4280163 United States 08/19/2012 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Exodus 12:39 And they baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they had brought out of Egypt; for it was not leavened, because they were driven out of Egypt and could not wait, nor had they prepared provisions for themselves. its all coming together, jesus drove them out on his own accord. sounds like they hit the survival store |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22206504 United States 08/19/2012 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Matthew 12:34 "34 You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Huh, that's weird? Jesus seems to be talking to a parking lot full of Dodge Vipers. Did someone forget to remind Jesus that cars can't talk? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1554617 United States 08/19/2012 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really did have a black Honda Accord hatchback back in Ylem High-School. It was so tiny, I used to haul around parking cones in the back so I could scoot in behind others in the same parking spot, set out the cones behind me, and never fear that I'd be denied my rightful place, no matter who may've claimed it beforehand... Principal Belding used to get sooo mad. Suffice it to say, AC Slater was not his favorite. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 2143478 United States 08/19/2012 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Exodus 12:39 Quoting: Skin Suit And they baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they had brought out of Egypt; for it was not leavened, because they were driven out of Egypt and could not wait, nor had they prepared provisions for themselves. its all coming together, jesus drove them out on his own accord. sounds like they hit the survival store Right on! Jesus stuffed them in the Accord like Mexicans trying to cross a border! |
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bendinglight (OP) User ID: 2143478 United States 08/19/2012 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women, and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brethren." Acts 1:14 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410 You can get the whole congregation in the back seat, plenty of leg room. Honda Accord.. The holy car where even the women, and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brethren were inside praying. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 2143478 United States 08/23/2012 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Exodus 12:39 Quoting: Skin Suit And they baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they had brought out of Egypt; for it was not leavened, because they were driven out of Egypt and could not wait, nor had they prepared provisions for themselves. its all coming together, jesus drove them out on his own accord. sounds like they hit the survival store Right on! Jesus stuffed them in the Accord like Mexicans trying to cross a border! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16188803 United States 08/23/2012 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A teenage boy had just got his driver's license and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut.' The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.' To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?' |
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