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8/17/12 Niburu Collision Cancelled, NASA Explains

 
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8/17/12 Niburu Collision Cancelled, NASA Explains
UPDATE: The world breathed a sigh of relief as NASA announced that Nibiru will not be colliding with earth today, as previously announced.


Thread: EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON AUGUST 15, 2012 ...
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During a press conference, a bald headed chief scientist had this to say:

"We discovered a smudge of dust on the lens of our Hubble Telescope, so naturally it appeared that a massive object was approaching very fast. We have scrubbed the lens good, and are pleased to announce that Nibiru will not be colliding with the earth in the very near future."

When asked about the real Nibiru, head scientist shrugged and said, "I dunno...., but I tell what, I'm going to DISNEY LAND!"

In other news, NASA has just confirmed that the earth and solar system will be sucked into a previously undiscovered black hole by the end of the week. Insiders say that this is "not good."


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