Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,539 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,858,280
Pageviews Today: 2,570,875Threads Today: 673Posts Today: 13,774
08:32 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

The Nobody's Life... Explained.

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
The Nobody's Life... Explained.
It's kinda dumb. This is all he went thru.

From Kindergarten thru 12th grade he just went through school. He's 24 btw right now.

Middle school was O.K. Illuminati tried to throw 'bullies' at him near Grade 7 and 8. He also suffered from migraines for no reason, but got over it.


He liked to play video games a lot... and find romance thru AOL chat rooms. Of course it would just be the Illuminati on the other side, toying with him. He also liked to jerk off to porn a lot. He was in to Anime and some other B.S for a while.

Grades 9-12 were tedious and boring. In high school he only made a few friends, but they weren't really nerds or anything. Just kind of average friends. He was moderately accepted in school. He also played an MMORPG thru high school. And wasted lots of time on it.

He didn't graduate. He just left a few months before graduation and got his G.E.D. He only worked 1 job after high school for like 7 months before he went to University in 2007. He was blinded to how the Illuminati were controlling women around him.

So he found no love in college like any normal college guy would.

Let's see... He was in the Psycho Ward for about a grand total of 25 days over the course of like 4 years. The Illuminati were trying to get him to commit suicide and still waste time to this day on trying to do so and find other ways to kill him. But nothing works.

Recently they tried tricking him in to thinking that a bunch of celebrities have sex with a kid that similar to his age that lives near him. For a while they had him fooled and was bombarded with lots of Telepathy bombs. He didn't even care so much and could of lived without knowing.

But they continued the telepathy every day and night. Until finally they revealed that the kid doesn't even exist... or was dead....

Everyday when he walks around they send big trucks and other big vehicles to pass by him in the hopes he gets hit. But it will never happen.

Right now their hopes are that he will probably get fat and depressed and try and kill himself or have a heart attack. But like I said, it will never work.

The end.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 15689047
Ireland
08/17/2012 07:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Middle school was O.K. Illuminati tried to throw 'bullies' at him near Grade 7 and 8.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Middle School Illuminati bullies?

cruise
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


lol

I heard a rumor about the Nobody

Apparently, he visits people in their dreams and talks to them

damned
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Middle school was O.K. Illuminati tried to throw 'bullies' at him near Grade 7 and 8.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Middle School Illuminati bullies?

cruise
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Yeah. Middle school was completely fine and peaceful until around 7th/8th grade, the Illuminati transffered Around 6-7 Gang Members to his school. And other 'tough' guys.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Middle school was O.K. Illuminati tried to throw 'bullies' at him near Grade 7 and 8.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Middle School Illuminati bullies?

cruise
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


lol

I heard a rumor about the Nobody

Apparently, he visits people in their dreams and talks to them

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15689047


The Nobody specifically requested to stop sending him stupid dreams. Dreams that include Auditoriums and any other stupid dreams like that. They are really weird to him and hardly finds any value to them. He is sick of them. The Nobody needs sleep.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Middle school was O.K. Illuminati tried to throw 'bullies' at him near Grade 7 and 8.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Middle School Illuminati bullies?

cruise
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Yeah. Middle school was completely fine and peaceful until around 7th/8th grade, the Illuminati transffered Around 6-7 Gang Members to his school. And other 'tough' guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


How do you know that the Illuminati was behind the transfer of the bullies?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Anything that goes awry or 'wrong' in the Nobody's life is always almost done by the Illuminati. It's a common theme.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22134591
United Kingdom
08/17/2012 07:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Are you The Nobody?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Are you The Nobody?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22134591


I cannot reveal that type of sensitive information over this type of communication medium. I'm sorry.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22134591
United Kingdom
08/17/2012 07:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Are you The Nobody?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22134591


I cannot reveal that type of sensitive information over this type of communication medium. I'm sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


THAT'S A YES!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14231560
Canada
08/17/2012 07:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Middle school was O.K. Illuminati tried to throw 'bullies' at him near Grade 7 and 8.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Middle School Illuminati bullies?

cruise
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


lol

I heard a rumor about the Nobody

Apparently, he visits people in their dreams and talks to them

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15689047


Sweet Dreams

:hypno:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Lol you crack me up sometimes lol

Oxx
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
I also know that he lives in Buffalo, NY. And wants Conspiracy friends and a Conspiracy Girlfriend. It's too bad the Illuminati have set up the world's strongest Tribal/Sex Movement around him so he can't get laid/try and kill himself.

But it's too bad for them that he found out that they're actually demons.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
The Nobody wants to know why every T.Vshow/Movie/Song/Music Video has the number '13' and skulls. Because he thinks that the Logo/Number 13,14 and other such Masonic symbols belong to him.

He says he sees videos that are concurrent to his Life. So he thinks the majority of Music Videos and T.V shows, and Movies are related to him.

He wants to know why you've made all of these things for him, but want him to kill himself at the same time?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
I also know that he lives in Buffalo, NY. And wants Conspiracy friends and a Conspiracy Girlfriend. It's too bad the Illuminati have set up the world's strongest Tribal/Sex Movement around him so he can't get laid/try and kill himself.

But it's too bad for them that he found out that they're actually demons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


No savior is ever going to come out of Buffalo.

Just ask Jim Kelly and any Buffalo Bills fans!

lol
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Bruce Almighty.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
The Nobody is also deeply confused about himself because he is acting out every single Character from the Book of Revelation. Two Witnesses, One like a Son of Man..., Harlot, Anti-Christ, etc. etc.

The Nobody is all of these and doesn't understand why.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
and 144,000.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22134591
United Kingdom
08/17/2012 07:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
The Nobody is also deeply confused about himself because he is acting out every single Character from the Book of Revelation. Two Witnesses, One like a Son of Man..., Harlot, Anti-Christ, etc. etc.

The Nobody is all of these and doesn't understand why.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Why doesn't he understand?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22134591
United Kingdom
08/17/2012 07:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
The Nobody is all of these and doesn't understand why.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


And he listens to Norah Jones
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Come away with me... in the sheaves
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 07:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
The Nobody is also deeply confused about himself because he is acting out every single Character from the Book of Revelation. Two Witnesses, One like a Son of Man..., Harlot, Anti-Christ, etc. etc.

The Nobody is all of these and doesn't understand why.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Why doesn't he understand?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22134591


Because... He feels that each other seperate characters from the book of revelation are all seperate beings but yet he is all of them.

And it's the Bible? Which is like, 100% true? How on earth can be deceiving the bible!?!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19004483
United States
08/17/2012 07:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
The Nobody is all of these and doesn't understand why.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


And he listens to Norah Jones
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Who wouldnt?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20106058
United States
08/17/2012 07:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
cruise I've seen everything now...you hang with Russ or what?

hf
Accidental Stoner
User ID: 20520130
Finland
08/17/2012 07:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
chuckle
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 21154164
United States
08/17/2012 07:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
the nobody knows a secret..... the universe is full of life like a god damn star wars movie..and there are multiple universes and dimensions.yoda
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20106058
United States
08/17/2012 07:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
the nobody knows a secret..... the universe is full of life like a god damn star wars movie..and there are multiple universes and dimensions.yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21154164


That's not a secret lol

hf
Six Six Six

User ID: 3753361
United States
08/17/2012 08:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
He was blinded to how the Illuminati were controlling women around him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Truth
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Can we perhaps touch on the concept as to WHY this particular theme has been put upon the Nobody?

verysad
Biko
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 18048785
United States
08/17/2012 08:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Because that is the Nobody's weakness...beautiful women.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22134591
United Kingdom
08/17/2012 08:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
Because that is the Nobody's weakness...beautiful women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18048785


he failed to integrate his anima
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 22074117
United States
08/17/2012 08:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
He was blinded to how the Illuminati were controlling women around him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Truth
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Can we perhaps touch on the concept as to WHY this particular theme has been put upon the Nobody?

verysad
 Quoting: Six Six Six


Duh.

He can't get women = Depression wants to kill himself.

That's all they try to do.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 21154164
United States
08/17/2012 08:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
the nobody lives in a universe that is full of life like a star wars movie..and has experienced multiple universes and dimensions .yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21154164


That's not a secret lol ( 2 most of society it is honey) lol

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20106058
United States
08/17/2012 08:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
the nobody lives in a universe that is full of life like a star wars movie..and has experienced multiple universes and dimensions .yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21154164


That's not a secret lol ( 2 most of society it is honey) lol

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21154164


oh yeah probably... honey...lol

hf
Six Six Six

User ID: 3753361
United States
08/17/2012 08:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
He was blinded to how the Illuminati were controlling women around him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


Truth
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Can we perhaps touch on the concept as to WHY this particular theme has been put upon the Nobody?

verysad
 Quoting: Six Six Six


Duh.

He can't get women = Depression wants to kill himself.

That's all they try to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


What I do not understand is this... if the Nobody is the living incarnate... GOD. And at least, some women, LOVE and worship this being... and KNOW of His exsistence...


WHY WOULD THEY NOT CONTACT HIM? BE WITH HIM?

Think of what humans do when in love... NO THREAT, NO POWER, NO RISK would be too great... to be with the one they love and to nurture them and express to them that they are important...

SO... even if it was ONE "fan girl"... why wouldn't She say... FUCK EVERYONE... I'm going in! ???

Think of what FANS of famous people do. Think of what those who LOVE someone do.

WHY DOES NO ONE "TOUCH" the Nobody?

trans_sign

Last Edited by Six Six Six on 08/17/2012 08:35 PM
Biko
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 21354333
United States
08/17/2012 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
The Nobody wants to know why every T.Vshow/Movie/Song/Music Video has the number '13' and skulls. Because he thinks that the Logo/Number 13,14 and other such Masonic symbols belong to him.

He says he sees videos that are concurrent to his Life. So he thinks the majority of Music Videos and T.V shows, and Movies are related to him.

He wants to know why you've made all of these things for him, but want him to kill himself at the same time?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22074117


also he wonders, was that 20th bday event a sort of twisted gift? i mean come on, THAT is not a nice present, a nice bag of the kind is such a better gift.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22134591
United Kingdom
08/17/2012 08:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Nobody's Life... Explained.
WHY DOES NO ONE "TOUCH" the Nobody?
 Quoting: Six Six Six


he can't bear to be touched

News