The Nobody's Life... Explained.

It's kinda dumb. This is all he went thru.

From Kindergarten thru 12th grade he just went through school. He's 24 btw right now.

Middle school was O.K. Illuminati tried to throw 'bullies' at him near Grade 7 and 8. He also suffered from migraines for no reason, but got over it.


He liked to play video games a lot... and find romance thru AOL chat rooms. Of course it would just be the Illuminati on the other side, toying with him. He also liked to jerk off to porn a lot. He was in to Anime and some other B.S for a while.

Grades 9-12 were tedious and boring. In high school he only made a few friends, but they weren't really nerds or anything. Just kind of average friends. He was moderately accepted in school. He also played an MMORPG thru high school. And wasted lots of time on it.

He didn't graduate. He just left a few months before graduation and got his G.E.D. He only worked 1 job after high school for like 7 months before he went to University in 2007. He was blinded to how the Illuminati were controlling women around him.

So he found no love in college like any normal college guy would.

Let's see... He was in the Psycho Ward for about a grand total of 25 days over the course of like 4 years. The Illuminati were trying to get him to commit suicide and still waste time to this day on trying to do so and find other ways to kill him. But nothing works.

Recently they tried tricking him in to thinking that a bunch of celebrities have sex with a kid that similar to his age that lives near him. For a while they had him fooled and was bombarded with lots of Telepathy bombs. He didn't even care so much and could of lived without knowing.

But they continued the telepathy every day and night. Until finally they revealed that the kid doesn't even exist... or was dead....

Everyday when he walks around they send big trucks and other big vehicles to pass by him in the hopes he gets hit. But it will never happen.

Right now their hopes are that he will probably get fat and depressed and try and kill himself or have a heart attack. But like I said, it will never work.

The end.