i fart in my hand and smell it

The "fart-smella" is not genetically related to the more popular species called the "smart-fella"

You will be 'hunted down' by the fart smeller's union, and have nostril plugs inserted !

You HAVE been warned ! They will sneak up on you, like a silent, smelly one !

I support the sniffing of armpits though!

Its a must..So long as you aren't caught doing it. That just looks suspicious.. ;)

Pretty sure it was collected and called.... " Do you want a cookie?"

I say nay nay! but I will smell my stink toe jam sometimes to check if I need to do somethin bout it

word to the wise is "NEVER trust a fart" no matter how safe you think you are for letting it fly..it will always let you down and someone always just happens to come by!

...lettin one go in the elevator is always a very very bad plan- even going UP ALONE! haha..been caught more than once for that one- almost the only time I ever see a poor bastard catching the elevator between floors too!

Suffercup

i caught the wife havin' a cup....strange thing is....I was sort of envious...
still fondly remember one of my all time cups....sort of like baseball mitt and
ravioli with a bacon finish....and it happened bliisfully during my favorite Tarzan movie.

In soviet Russia, the farts smell you...

do you?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151326

No.

But you have some serious issues you need to address....

how surprising someone with the word poop in their name shows up in this thread

Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

farting in your wn habd and smelling it is nothing , try getting someone elce to fart in your hand and sniff , bet it wont quite be the same !

Who doesn't? Right guys?....Guys??? :::::crickets chirping:::::

It's called a Butter-cup.

why is there 2 pages of this.

PIN this "shit"

there are tiny particles of poo in fart gas

Yahtzee

I do ,we call it poot in a cup ,my kid hates it lol

That's pretty good as a kid it was used as a weapon on unsuspecting victims and it was delivered through stealth cuz ya can't rush one or it's potency is diminished and as I unleashed the vile stench I could be heard saying "The Docktor"

fart in shared space

why isnt this pinned ?

What a lady!!!

I sometimes fan it towards myself, out of curiosity as to just how funky it will be.

It's usually pretty funky. Sometimes intriguingly funky.

I used to do that with my buddies, lmao.

We called it "Smelling a Buttercup".

You fart in your hand and cup it, and very swiftly bring it to the nose of intended victim. As this is done you say, "Here, have a buttercup."

i agree, your youtube video or it didn't happen.

GLP should host a competitive fart eating contest between...OP, Cave Johnson, Brief and EAT.

Phen could be the special guest referee.

What do you think?