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MY GLP UNCLE JUST CALLED WITH ANOTHER UPDATE !!!

 
GLP NEPHEW
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08/17/2012 11:02 PM
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Wow guys , its been a busy week with new info and breaking news ... SHTF bigtime , AND SO IT BEGINS !!

So im just chilling with my quartz crystals , cleansing my pineal , when my mobile starts ringing ... I took it out back and went into my circle of Orgones wands so that TPTB could not overhear my energy field ...

So whats the deal ? I asked my GLP Uncle ... What he said made me freeze up with terror ...

EUROPEAN UNION and UNITED NATIONS TO REBUILD STARGATE OF NIMROD

This is information known only to my uncle , me , SOTh m'DhorHai his pleiadean guardian .... so i knew i had to share it with you guys so you can prepare and TPTB are not successful in this venture . He also said that a key role in stopping this event is for us to call forth Borris Johnson of London , so that he may alchemically transpose into a quasi abstract space beings on live tv , and then the nation will have their weapon

Immediately after this revelation , TPTB tracked my call signal and my quartz crystals fired out astral pulses, protecting me , whilst my orgones displaced an incoming chemtrail attack. These guys need to go down , the planet belongs to mankind not them . I have to go before they track me , ill be back with an update soon .

Until then .... NAMASTE !!
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Wow guys , its been a busy week with new info and breaking news ... SHTF bigtime , AND SO IT BEGINS !!

So im just chilling with my quartz crystals , cleansing my pineal , when my mobile starts ringing ... I took it out back and went into my circle of Orgones wands so that TPTB could not overhear my energy field ...

So whats the deal ? I asked my GLP Uncle ... What he said made me freeze up with terror ...

EUROPEAN UNION and UNITED NATIONS TO REBUILD STARGATE OF NIMROD

This is information known only to my uncle , me , SOTh m'DhorHai his pleiadean guardian .... so i knew i had to share it with you guys so you can prepare and TPTB are not successful in this venture . He also said that a key role in stopping this event is for us to call forth Borris Johnson of London , so that he may alchemically transpose into a quasi abstract space beings on live tv , and then the nation will have their weapon

Immediately after this revelation , TPTB tracked my call signal and my quartz crystals fired out astral pulses, protecting me , whilst my orgones displaced an incoming chemtrail attack. These guys need to go down , the planet belongs to mankind not them . I have to go before they track me , ill be back with an update soon .

Until then .... NAMASTE !!
 Quoting: GLP NEPHEW 1761468


How the hell did NIMROD get into this?
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JUST GOT A TEXT FROM GLP UNCLE


HERMAN VAN RUMPOUY , MEMBERS OF THE BROTHERHOODS , DRACONIAN CONQUEROR OF EUROPE , REPTILIAN DEMI URGE


im not sure what it means is anyone better versed in this than me ?
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Wow guys , its been a busy week with new info and breaking news ... SHTF bigtime , AND SO IT BEGINS !!

So im just chilling with my quartz crystals , cleansing my pineal , when my mobile starts ringing ... I took it out back and went into my circle of Orgones wands so that TPTB could not overhear my energy field ...

So whats the deal ? I asked my GLP Uncle ... What he said made me freeze up with terror ...

EUROPEAN UNION and UNITED NATIONS TO REBUILD STARGATE OF NIMROD

This is information known only to my uncle , me , SOTh m'DhorHai his pleiadean guardian .... so i knew i had to share it with you guys so you can prepare and TPTB are not successful in this venture . He also said that a key role in stopping this event is for us to call forth Borris Johnson of London , so that he may alchemically transpose into a quasi abstract space beings on live tv , and then the nation will have their weapon

Immediately after this revelation , TPTB tracked my call signal and my quartz crystals fired out astral pulses, protecting me , whilst my orgones displaced an incoming chemtrail attack. These guys need to go down , the planet belongs to mankind not them . I have to go before they track me , ill be back with an update soon .

Until then .... NAMASTE !!
 Quoting: GLP NEPHEW 1761468


How the hell did NIMROD get into this?
 Quoting: CE1


MY UNCLE SAYS nimrod is at the heart of the new world EU UN theosophic idology that has infiltrated freemasonry at the hands of jesuits and others seeking the reunification of a one world system

TETRAHEDRAL BORRIS JOHNSONS ALEMBIC TRANSITION THROUGHT THE GREAT WORK WILL BE THE ONLY WEAPON WE CAN USE , A SPACE ABSTRACTION

as i say my uncle is not be be doubted, he predicted mitchel coombes would predict the tsunami
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Idol1 L P U N C L E
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Wow guys , its been a busy week with new info and breaking news ... SHTF bigtime , AND SO IT BEGINS !!

So im just chilling with my quartz crystals , cleansing my pineal , when my mobile starts ringing ... I took it out back and went into my circle of Orgones wands so that TPTB could not overhear my energy field ...

So whats the deal ? I asked my GLP Uncle ... What he said made me freeze up with terror ...

EUROPEAN UNION and UNITED NATIONS TO REBUILD STARGATE OF NIMROD

This is information known only to my uncle , me , SOTh m'DhorHai his pleiadean guardian .... so i knew i had to share it with you guys so you can prepare and TPTB are not successful in this venture . He also said that a key role in stopping this event is for us to call forth Borris Johnson of London , so that he may alchemically transpose into a quasi abstract space beings on live tv , and then the nation will have their weapon

Immediately after this revelation , TPTB tracked my call signal and my quartz crystals fired out astral pulses, protecting me , whilst my orgones displaced an incoming chemtrail attack. These guys need to go down , the planet belongs to mankind not them . I have to go before they track me , ill be back with an update soon .

Until then .... NAMASTE !!
 Quoting: GLP NEPHEW 1761468


TRUST and BELIEF.... That's all I got to say.

Signed, GLP Uncle Travis.

P.S.

BREAKING...The shit just got real!

Bugout NOW!

My balls smell like Nibiru

And....

And so it begins.
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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08/17/2012 11:17 PM

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you forgot to ask the tomato plant how it feels about all this. ask it if its ready to come inside or not
I look up at the sky, and wonder where I am on earth. Then I wonder where I am in the solar system. Then I wonder where I am in the galaxy. Then I wonder where I am in the universe.
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08/17/2012 11:22 PM

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you forgot to ask the tomato plant how it feels about all this. ask it if its ready to come inside or not
 Quoting: SnowboardingAlien


My Tomato plants are currently being waterboarded. They can't say shit!
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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08/17/2012 11:23 PM
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HOW DO YOU DO THE GLP UNCLE IMAGE , ITS NOT AVAILABLE


:GLPUNCLE: :glpuncle:

UNCLE !?



UNCLE !?!?!



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08/17/2012 11:24 PM
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BIOMETRIC TAGGED THROUGH ADVANCED SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENTED TO YOU AS GIFTS AND WONDERS



TETRAHEDRAL SPACE ABSTRACTION BORRIS JOHNSON

DAVID CAMERONS LIVE TV TRANSITION INTO ALCHEMICAL GOLD
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08/17/2012 11:28 PM

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BIOMETRIC TAGGED THROUGH ADVANCED SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENTED TO YOU AS GIFTS AND WONDERS



TETRAHEDRAL SPACE ABSTRACTION BORRIS JOHNSON

DAVID CAMERONS LIVE TV TRANSITION INTO ALCHEMICAL GOLD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1761468


YOU, My friend....

Are the Keyword MASTER!
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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08/17/2012 11:28 PM
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OP:


FUCK YOUR UNCLE!
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08/17/2012 11:43 PM
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WORDS ARE KEY
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08/17/2012 11:48 PM
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JUST GOT A TEXT FROM GLP UNCLE


HERMAN VAN RUMPOUY , MEMBERS OF THE BROTHERHOODS , DRACONIAN CONQUEROR OF EUROPE , REPTILIAN DEMI URGE


im not sure what it means is anyone better versed in this than me ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1761468


Holy Crap!!!

I just decoded it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unclemikey-226

OMG IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:glpuncle:
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


Your uncle's beard has eyebrows.


Nice.
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Holy fucking shit! lmao lmao :esplode:

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