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Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?

 
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08/19/2012 07:46 AM
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Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Please discuss
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08/19/2012 07:50 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Go back to jungle, ape.
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Go back to jungle, ape.
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08/19/2012 07:51 AM

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Don't think like a dog


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08/19/2012 07:53 AM

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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
You can't control it. Just go along.
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08/19/2012 07:56 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
I wap to pics of nude Chinese gals.
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08/19/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
I can control my sex drive..eating less meat helps( I am vegetarian)
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08/19/2012 08:02 AM

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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
you get one of them to F u.

duhhhhhhhhh
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08/19/2012 08:03 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
By reminding yourself that you have no chance in hell.
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08/19/2012 08:04 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Skin tone is the determining factor in the 'wanna fuck alla da bitchez' contest :-)
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08/19/2012 08:07 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
just think of the consequences if i were to fuck one and go to prison for it I'd be sure to pick a god tier woman not some random chick
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Please discuss
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22220810



A asked my sister-in-law (who's chinese) if it's true that asian women's vagina's are sideways. She said yes.

I asked her which side the clitoris was on, left or right side. She said both sides. they have two.

My poor brother-in-law !

Last Edited by Morpheus on 08/19/2012 08:08 AM
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08/19/2012 08:10 AM

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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Stop watching porn.
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22220810



A asked my sister-in-law (who's chinese) if it's true that asian women's vagina's are sideways. She said yes.

I asked her which side the clitoris was on, left or right side. She said both sides. they have two.

My poor brother-in-law !
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Ergo...man who eat Asian pussy lick with fork tongue ;-)
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08/19/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
girls are hot... masturbate is the cure
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2012 08:13 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Only a liar can say that they control sex drive when a really hot girl passes by.

It's not like we are apes, it's more like that's how hormones work, and are pumping inside our body.

I think the best thing might be asking the girl to go out with you.
That way (if you'r good at it) the urge to f*** the girl will turn into actually fu***** her.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2012 08:16 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Only a liar can say that they control sex drive when a really hot girl passes by.

It's not like we are apes, it's more like that's how hormones work, and are pumping inside our body.

I think the best thing might be asking the girl to go out with you.
That way (if you'r good at it) the urge to f*** the girl will turn into actually fu***** her.
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No! There are decent men left in the world. They're called eunuchs :-)
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08/19/2012 08:24 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Learn to appreciate their beauty, which comes from inside. They respond to that energy better than just hearing 'hey baby...'. Find a good one, let the others be.
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08/19/2012 08:25 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
because if I do it, God will send me to burn in hell.

that's the only reason. otherwise I would rape them all.




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08/19/2012 08:47 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
hmmm this is interesting to know....
so the whole time a guy is talking to a girl, he could be thinking of fucking her, and not actually listening to what she is saying?
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08/19/2012 08:52 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
the more i read on this site, the more i realize men are pigs
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08/19/2012 08:56 AM

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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
hmmm this is interesting to know....
so the whole time a guy is talking to a girl, he could be thinking of fucking her, and not actually listening to what she is saying?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408529


Funniest post ever!
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08/19/2012 08:57 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Stop watching porn.
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I second this.
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08/19/2012 09:01 AM

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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Chronic masturbation.
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08/19/2012 09:02 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
It comes with age, son. One of the only benefits of getting older, you tend to be more selective. Also, you realize that to get one of those PYT's to have sex with you that you will need to get out your wallet.
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
hmmm this is interesting to know....
so the whole time a guy is talking to a girl, he could be thinking of fucking her, and not actually listening to what she is saying?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408529


Funniest post ever!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


not meant to be funny.
glp has let me in on knowing what men really think....because there more men here than women.....
men really ARE pigs...:)
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08/19/2012 09:06 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Maybe you should quit looking at women as a peace meat.
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08/19/2012 09:07 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
hmmm this is interesting to know....
so the whole time a guy is talking to a girl, he could be thinking of fucking her, and not actually listening to what she is saying?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408529


Funniest post ever!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


not meant to be funny.
glp has let me in on knowing what men really think....because there more men here than women.....
men really ARE pigs...:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408529


GLP is your guide to men?

damned
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08/19/2012 09:21 AM

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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Everyone knows women have much dirtier minds than men do. You should hear girls when they get together discussing the guys. I think women want sex more than men do and think about it more often. Just from my own personal experience as a girl and a woman and knowing my sisters and my girlfriends. We are all a bunch of pervs too, it is hardly limited to guys.

And anyway it's a good thing we were all mostly brought up right with some kind of social standards and manners and we don't just go grabbing and groping strangers in public. There's a time and a place for everything eh?
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08/19/2012 09:22 AM
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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
lol, you grow up ;)
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08/19/2012 09:24 AM

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Re: Dear GLP males, how do you guys control the urge wanting to f*** every good looking girl that passes by?
Everyone knows women have much dirtier minds than men do. You should hear girls when they get together discussing the guys. I think women want sex more than men do and think about it more often. Just from my own personal experience as a girl and a woman and knowing my sisters and my girlfriends. We are all a bunch of pervs too, it is hardly limited to guys.

And anyway it's a good thing we were all mostly brought up right with some kind of social standards and manners and we don't just go grabbing and groping strangers in public. There's a time and a place for everything eh?
 Quoting: Vision Thing


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