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I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.

 
Aunty Flo
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I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt we were both partners in the Amazing Race, and we were lovers.

I didn't even know I was a lesbian.

She was a bit of a jealous bitch though.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
your shadow
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
your shadow
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It's possible.

But now I'm wondering if I'm actually a lesbian.

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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I was going to give this 5 stars, then realized you were a woman, one star sister, one star.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I was going to give this 5 stars, then realized you were a woman, one star sister, one star.
 Quoting: fluffycrittermeister


sorry...

shame
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I drempt I left a shirt out in the rain in the driveway. When I looked outside it wasn't a shirt anymore, it was a big pile of drugs and money. I was pissed that all that stuff was getting ruined in the rain and the bills were blowing away. Then I got a phone all from my senile father who told be he'd moved to a country called "Freeland." I had to look it up in the atlases because I never heard of it. Turned out it was a tiny country on the border of North Korea and China. I was amazed there was a new country that I'd never heard of before there. Then I woke up.

I wish I had dreamed about fucking Jessica Simpson instead.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I drempt I left a shirt out in the rain in the driveway. When I looked outside it wasn't a shirt anymore, it was a big pile of drugs and money. I was pissed that all that stuff was getting ruined in the rain and the bills were blowing away. Then I got a phone all from my senile father who told be he'd moved to a country called "Freeland." I had to look it up in the atlases because I never heard of it. Turned out it was a tiny country on the border of North Korea and China. I was amazed there was a new country that I'd never heard of before there. Then I woke up.

I wish I had dreamed about fucking Jessica Simpson instead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22271892


chuckle

Dude!
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


your anima
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
your shadow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22247626


It's possible.

But now I'm wondering if I'm actually a lesbian.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I think the Gay Radical Agenda has brainwashed you.

Get over it.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


do what they all do and get a job as a women's fitting room attendant, then you can be one of those creepy old broads that leers at the little girls in their bathing suits.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
on ya flo

now you can finally marry uncle kivin

if me auntie had balls
she'd be me uncle

or is it the other way around?

if me uncle had balls
he wouldn't be me auntie

:confused:
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I had a dream that I had sex with Rihanna but she had traces of reptilian skin on her. She then sat up and looked me in the eye and said I finally found you, my horus and then I woke up. It was a very real/surreal dream, very bizarre.

About 2 weeks later she came out with the video "where have you been" in which she looked very similar to the way she appears at the beginning and end of the video.

I just found it a strange coincidence.

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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
 Quoting: ++MarketSellOff++


I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


do what they all do and get a job as a women's fitting room attendant, then you can be one of those creepy old broads that leers at the little girls in their bathing suits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21982181


perhaps if I were an old hag, but I'm only 36.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I had a dream that I had sex with Rihanna but she had traces of reptilian skin on her. She then sat up and looked me in the eye and said I finally found you, my horus and then I woke up. It was a very real/surreal dream, very bizarre.

About 2 weeks later she came out with the video "where have you been" in which she looked very similar to the way she appears at the beginning and end of the video.

I just found it a strange coincidence.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22267172


I saw another thread were someone else claims they dreamt they had sex with a celebrity last night also.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I dreamt that I had sex with Katy Perry like a few weeks ago. Does that make me more of a man?
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I'd rather have sex with Katy Perry.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Thats a fairly quick acceptance to your new found self.

Brunettes over blondes for me.

Hire a hooker, see if you really are a lesbian, Or do you feel there has to be more emotion and feelings involved in it?
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
you are not a lesbian, you were attracted to Jessica Simpson over Homer Simpson, thats all.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
you are not a lesbian, you were attracted to Jessica Simpson over Homer Simpson, thats all.
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She just got bored off waiting for the motherlover that is Seymour.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I'm Sorry
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
the last person you would want on your team in any type of 'race' would be Jessica Simpson.... Unless of course it was some lesbian race and you were living out your fantasy in the dream state.

chuckle

hf

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
last night I dreamt of Anubis and Icarus,
Much more entertaining !
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
isn't she fatty now?
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
the last person you would want on your team in any type of 'race' would be Jessica Simpson.... Unless of course it was some lesbian race and you were living out your fantasy in the dream state.

chuckle

hf
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Why did my mind go to somewhere dark and hideous when I read 'lesbian race'.

What would a lesbian race entail?
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I didn't even know I was a lesbian.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I did
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
I didn't even know I was a lesbian.
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I did
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21662845


hahaha.

Of course you did.
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
So what's your fuckin point?
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Re: I dreamt of Jessica Simpson last night.
So what's your fuckin point?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21454842


Whats YOUR fucking point.

Angry fucking man.

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