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Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?

 
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Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
The east coast of the United States will have ample warning, but with all the accidents how will people leave?
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
I live in South Florida and my plan is to get on a boat/yacht/ship and ride out and directly into the wave. I figure that's the best chance of survival. I was considering finding the tallest local building that I can find and going to the roof, but I'm afraid it might not be high enough.

Another option is to buy a jetpack, which would be ideal.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
Listen the best damm thing you can do is go as far as you can inland and as high as you can in the strongest structure you can find. Water weighs in at over 7 pounds a gallon folks. This will happen. I feel it.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
i live in so fl as well and WHEN the volcano at la palma falls into the ocean, it will take only nine hours to reach the east coast and it very well could go clear across the state.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
9 hours you say? Then I can take my time driving carefully and creatively to the mountains, and find a nice, vacant vacation home to borrow.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
I sure hope I'm far enough inland. I always wanted a beach house.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
i live in so fl as well and WHEN the volcano at la palma falls into the ocean, it will take only nine hours to reach the east coast and it very well could go clear across the state.
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The chaos on the road ways will trap most there.I believe the bottom 2/3 rds of Fl is going into the water at some point not to far away.Fl is doomed in so many ways.The mess in the gulf,the escaping gas in the gulf,close to Cuba,etc.Many other reason to many to list
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
I figure being 42 miles inland in New England is going to pay off with some beach front property. The wave should stop on the other side of the hills from my home. From the hills to Cape Cod is pretty flat. It should be close.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
prove it.

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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
the boat idea is the best one so far i reckon. make sure you make it to deep water though
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
9 hours you say? Then I can take my time driving carefully and creatively to the mountains, and find a nice, vacant vacation home to borrow.
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Yeah...you and about 19 million other people AT THE SAME TIME. Think about it, dude, you should have left YESTERDAY!
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
9 hours you say? Then I can take my time driving carefully and creatively to the mountains, and find a nice, vacant vacation home to borrow.
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are you in fl?

if you are then remember that 18M people will be trying to GTFO so all you will be doing is sitting in a death trap....
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
Florida is scary. Highest point is 346 ft. Why would anyone in live there? It has been said that those who are less vigorous when it comes to the hardy life live in warmer climates. Oh and umm lots of older folk.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
So nine hours of panick and accidents, clogged roads, most likely no air-conditioning with mindless looters living it up for nine more hours before entering eternity..Umm that alone is scary.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
helicopter or boat? How far can a copter fly? Hmmm.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
From what I gather, being out to see is a must.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
Buy a snorkle...
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
Buy a snorkle...
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secure yourself a place in the Millennium

repent

in truth those who are taken out by the upcoming geologic onslaughts will find it was somewhat fortunate in light of all things ongoing at present, as the time left in this dispensation grows short, regardless

they can earn their place on the right side of the gulf in said Millinneum Age without having to go thru tribulation at the hand of the antichrist, in which to succeed one will have to go the distance against all odds and the majority of people left in the world at that time, who will in all truth believe him to be their Lord and Saviour albeit mistakenly, only to be found to have been worshipping satan in the final moments

not a pretty picture for those who've spent their lifetimes in church pews doing the best they know how to be worthy of that which follows in overcoming the ways of this world

for those who survive the downside of all to come to pass in this regard, the pit and the snare await
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
Buy yourself a motor bike NOW and you'll be prepared to hit the road and be able to move along the side of the highway. Others will be stuck and never make it. With a motor bike you would definitely be able to make it to a safe place inland and away from the coast.

Stay safe people.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
Get a job at a local small airport. Copy all the single engine keys. Bug out on a dirt bike so you get there 1st.
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
WHAT? Me Worry?

Once word comes that the tsunami is coming I'll just quickly invent an anti-gravity machine, build it, attach it to a BIG building and lift that big building filled with lots of people above the wave!!
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
I would try a Subway Tunnel and look for a safe Place!
(only a big one, with a lot of Room offer Hope,
not the older ones with a single Lane)

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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
Disaster planning is important, but worry over an event that most likely won't happen in your life-time will only put undue stress on mind, body and soul. Just remember, odds are MUCH MUCH greater that you will die in a car wreck on the way to the grocery store in your life than drowning in some freak tidal wave. But I bet you have no problem getting in the car and buzzing down the street for...
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Re: Canary Island tsunami is going to happen. Hours to evacute east coast, but you can't. What then?
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