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whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF

 
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whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF?


Mine would be my Beef bayonet as a main weapon as it can penatrate almost any ype of material and leave an axe wound type hole, I would also have a Mutton Dagger attached to my leg under my trousers for a sneak attack.
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come on guys
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Only a fool would truly tip his hand...
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My mind
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Only a fool would truly tip his hand...
 Quoting: notgonna


well its better than nothing
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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
I could even use my big bellend to club them over the heads
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i could even get my gollywog toy and use that as a shield or summit.
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whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF?


Mine would be my Beef bayonet as a main weapon as it can penatrate almost any ype of material and leave an axe wound type hole, I would also have a Mutton Dagger attached to my leg under my trousers for a sneak attack.
 Quoting: trench town baboon 636693


What? No shotgun? No hidden postol? AR-15 or AK-47 slung over your shoulder?

Why ya bring a knife to a gun fight? :~)

BTW, discussing bladed weapons, keep the tomohawk high on the list. It's a great close quarters defensive tool.

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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
The best weapon of course is a quick, well informed mind.

But in a true shtf scenario you'll want 3 weapons. A hand gun, a scatter gun, and a ling range rifle. These three would be ideal for a number of reasons.

The gat for lightweight personal protection that you can wear all the time. Doesn't matter what caliber. Novices debate caliber. A true marksman can accomplish any shooting task with a ,22.

A shotgun for home protection and hunting birds and small game. Absolutely essential. Plus the little lady can be effective with it since in her panic she won't have to think to aim.

A rifle for bigger game further out. I prefer a 7mm due to its flat trajectory at a distance. Less calculation if you have a target thats a quarter mile away. Just stock ammo cause it's not as popular as other rounds.

I also like the .22 LR with a quality scope. Ammo is cheap. It is almost as quiet as an air rifle. The kids can even handle it. And it'll put a serious hurting on a small deer with an accurate shot. It's light weight and can be totally silenced with a 20oz plastic bottle. That way you dont disturb your neighbors when you're practicing.

In addition you may want a crossbow. A machette (redneck sword). And a pair of night vision goggles. Good luck.
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Black Widow.
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whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF?


Mine would be my Beef bayonet as a main weapon as it can penatrate almost any ype of material and leave an axe wound type hole, I would also have a Mutton Dagger attached to my leg under my trousers for a sneak attack.
 Quoting: trench town baboon 636693


What? No shotgun? No hidden postol? AR-15 or AK-47 slung over your shoulder?

Why ya bring a knife to a gun fight? :~)

BTW, discussing bladed weapons, keep the tomohawk high on the list. It's a great close quarters defensive tool.

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


Remember the OP is in the UK. They have no guns.

A baseball bat would be a better choice than a knife. Although you can't hide it very well.
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Machete ... it slices & dices & doesn't need reloading.
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SKS
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i use my dick as a club
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a baguette is never wrong.
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A defensive weapon? I don't think it would be a weapon as it would be something else. After all, the meeting of an adversary changes on open ground and when it does change so will the need of your weapon.
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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
Machete is also quiet, and can be hidden comfortably down your back or leg. High-powered air rifle is also a good option.
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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF?


Mine would be my Beef bayonet as a main weapon as it can penatrate almost any ype of material and leave an axe wound type hole, I would also have a Mutton Dagger attached to my leg under my trousers for a sneak attack.
 Quoting: trench town baboon 636693


What? No shotgun? No hidden postol? AR-15 or AK-47 slung over your shoulder?

Why ya bring a knife to a gun fight? :~)

BTW, discussing bladed weapons, keep the tomohawk high on the list. It's a great close quarters defensive tool.

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


Remember the OP is in the UK. They have no guns.

A baseball bat would be a better choice than a knife. Although you can't hide it very well.
 Quoting: indiandave


Screw the gun laws! The crooks that passed that shit want you docile and compliant so they can abuse you and do what they want and you can't say a fucking thing about it.

Man up and grab a gat.
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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
Has anybody tried the new pork swork mark 3 that has recently came out?
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Has anybody tried the new pork swork mark 3 that has recently came out?
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sorry I meant Pork sword
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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
Machete is also quiet, and can be hidden comfortably down your back or leg. High-powered air rifle is also a good option.
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Try my home remedy for the weaponless blues. One garden type squirt bottle set to long spray. Top up wih Hydrochloric acid (pool shop) and fire at the enemy. One tiny drop in the eye and it's game over. If you're storing it make sure not to pump any through the trigger system beforehand.
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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
Low budget here. Got a Marlin .22 semi auto with a scope, and an 18 round tube magazine.
A single shot .410 shotgun
and a Cold Steel 2 Handed Machete with a katana blade, professionally sharpened.
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Re: whats your favorite weapon of choice if the SHTF
Low budget here. Got a Marlin .22 semi auto with a scope, and an 18 round tube magazine.
A single shot .410 shotgun
and a Cold Steel 2 Handed Machete with a katana blade, professionally sharpened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2021744


I might also mention, I am not so much interested in a need for self defense, as I am being able to drop squirrel, and rabbit and such.
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atok


Of course,this choice only applies to free people. The rest of you serfs might as well hide in your basements.
Now just why in the HELL do I have to press "one" for English?

Politicians should always have their head in a noose,it keeps them upright and on their toes.

There may come a time when the only thing left to do is say "Fuck it!", draw your weapon,and see what happens.
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a nuke or biological weapon thats my pick lmao
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i use my dick as a club
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Careful,if the Zombies attack,you might wind up half-cocked.
Now just why in the HELL do I have to press "one" for English?

Politicians should always have their head in a noose,it keeps them upright and on their toes.

There may come a time when the only thing left to do is say "Fuck it!", draw your weapon,and see what happens.
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Of course,this choice only applies to free people. The rest of you serfs might as well hide in your basements.
 Quoting: grassyknoll


I'm afraid you're quite fucking correct! :-)
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an irish potato gun....
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A Bong on the go.
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ak47 and plenty of ammo

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