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AN ATHEIST AND A LITTLE GIRL!

 
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AN ATHEIST AND A LITTLE GIRL!
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on a plane

and he turned to her and asked...

"Do you want to talk?

Flights go quicker if you strike up conversation with your fellow passenger"



The little girl who had just started to read a book replied,

"What do you want to talk about?"



"Oh I don't know", said the atheist"

How about why there is No God, or No heaven or hell

or No life after death" as he smiled smugly.



"Ok" she said. Those could be interesting topics,

but let me ask you a question first".



"A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same grass,

yet a deer excretes pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,

but a horse produces clumps.

Why do you suppose that is?"



The atheist, visibly surprised by the girls intelligence,

thinks about it and says, "I have No idea",

To which the little girl replies,

"Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God,

no Heaven or Hell or no life after death,

when you don't know Shit?"



And she went back to reading her book....
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08/21/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: AN ATHEIST AND A LITTLE GIRL!
I once met a christian who actually lived the way Jesus suggested in the bible.

Nah - just kidding.
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Re: AN ATHEIST AND A LITTLE GIRL!
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