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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1577310 United States 08/22/2012 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a libertarian, I believe we have waaaaay too many laws. I think many are unnecessary. Here are a few from my town and surrounding areas that I think we could live without. Quoting: Charlie Scene Chico: One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool. It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Eureka: Persons may not sleep on a road One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park. Fresno No one may annoy a lizard in a city park. Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed. It is against the law to hold a private bingo game. Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits. Glendale: One may not take his dog on an elevator with him. Cars may not be driven in reverse. It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store. These are the stupid laws we get when law makers believe they know whats best. Feel free to add ones you have heard of. Exactly how do you annoy a lizard and what is the reporting agency to go to. Just downright crazy Last Edited by THE AMERICAN INQUISITOR on 08/22/2012 01:22 PM :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
jcab2002 User ID: 11489804 United States 08/22/2012 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about 75000 pages of US Tax Code? “We must keep the people busy with political antagonisms." “We’ll therefore speed up the question of reform (of tarrifs within) the Democratic Party; and we’ll put the spotlight on the question of protection …(for) the Republican Party." “By dividing the electorate this way, we’ll be able to have them spend their energies at struggling amongst themselves, on questions that, for us, have no importance whatsoever." - United State Bankers magazine, 1892. |
Charlie Scene (OP) User ID: 21948600 United States 08/22/2012 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a libertarian, I believe we have waaaaay too many laws. I think many are unnecessary. Here are a few from my town and surrounding areas that I think we could live without. Quoting: Charlie Scene Chico: One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool. It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Eureka: Persons may not sleep on a road One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park. Fresno No one may annoy a lizard in a city park. Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed. It is against the law to hold a private bingo game. Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits. Glendale: One may not take his dog on an elevator with him. Cars may not be driven in reverse. It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store. These are the stupid laws we get when law makers believe they know whats best. Feel free to add ones you have heard of. Exactly now do you annoy a lizard and what is the reporting agency to go to. Just downright crazy |
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1577310 United States 08/22/2012 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But this one takes the cake..Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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Sleeping Giant User ID: 543618 United States 08/22/2012 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a libertarian, I believe we have waaaaay too many laws. I think many are unnecessary. Here are a few from my town and surrounding areas that I think we could live without. Quoting: Charlie Scene Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law Seriously? How do you have any fun in Chino, CA?? lol.. Good thread, Charlie! Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Judethz User ID: 20521597 United Kingdom 08/22/2012 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a libertarian, I believe we have waaaaay too many laws. I think many are unnecessary. Here are a few from my town and surrounding areas that I think we could live without. Quoting: Charlie Scene Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. I shouldn't think that there would be anyone around to collect it afterwards. |
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Charlie Scene (OP) User ID: 21948600 United States 08/22/2012 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a libertarian, I believe we have waaaaay too many laws. I think many are unnecessary. Here are a few from my town and surrounding areas that I think we could live without. Quoting: Charlie Scene Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law Seriously? How do you have any fun in Chino, CA?? lol.. Good thread, Charlie! |
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Charlie Scene (OP) User ID: 21948600 United States 08/22/2012 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a libertarian, I believe we have waaaaay too many laws. I think many are unnecessary. Here are a few from my town and surrounding areas that I think we could live without. Quoting: Charlie Scene Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law Seriously? How do you have any fun in Chino, CA?? lol.. Good thread, Charlie! Wait.. Chino? |
jcab2002 User ID: 11489804 United States 08/22/2012 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hahaha good point. Actually that's not funny at all.....really kind of sad actually... What's sad is that anyone who believes in "We need to raise taxes on the rich" without saying anything about reducing the number of pages. All those pages are loopholes for the rich people who wrote them. Whenever we "raise taxes on the rich", we just raise taxes on the middle class and almost rich - you know the people who are just starting small businesses which used to create 80% of new jobs. We aren't raising taxes on the Warren Buffet's of the world. They will never pay taxes. “We must keep the people busy with political antagonisms." “We’ll therefore speed up the question of reform (of tarrifs within) the Democratic Party; and we’ll put the spotlight on the question of protection …(for) the Republican Party." “By dividing the electorate this way, we’ll be able to have them spend their energies at struggling amongst themselves, on questions that, for us, have no importance whatsoever." - United State Bankers magazine, 1892. |
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Charlie Scene (OP) User ID: 21948600 United States 08/22/2012 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hahaha good point. Actually that's not funny at all.....really kind of sad actually... What's sad is that anyone who believes in "We need to raise taxes on the rich" without saying anything about reducing the number of pages. All those pages are loopholes for the rich people who wrote them. Whenever we "raise taxes on the rich", we just raise taxes on the middle class and almost rich - you know the people who are just starting small businesses which used to create 80% of new jobs. We aren't raising taxes on the Warren Buffet's of the world. They will never pay taxes. Preaching to the choir my friend. |
Sleeping Giant User ID: 543618 United States 08/22/2012 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a libertarian, I believe we have waaaaay too many laws. I think many are unnecessary. Here are a few from my town and surrounding areas that I think we could live without. Quoting: Charlie Scene Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law Seriously? How do you have any fun in Chino, CA?? lol.. Good thread, Charlie! Wait.. Chino? Whoops, meant Chico, but my fingers did not cooperate! Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1577310 United States 08/22/2012 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But this one takes the cake..Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Quoting: THE INQUISADOR Florida Law: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. The molestation of trash cans is banned Torpedoes may not be set off in the city. No one may bring a pig with them to the beach. Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. [link to crazy-laws.com] Last Edited by THE AMERICAN INQUISITOR on 08/22/2012 01:28 PM :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
jcab2002 User ID: 11489804 United States 08/22/2012 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | These laws that you're bringing up and pointing out are usually really old laws that have never been cleaned up. How about some new laws that keep getting added? Everyone is a criminal now. Last Edited by jcab2002 on 08/22/2012 01:28 PM “We must keep the people busy with political antagonisms." “We’ll therefore speed up the question of reform (of tarrifs within) the Democratic Party; and we’ll put the spotlight on the question of protection …(for) the Republican Party." “By dividing the electorate this way, we’ll be able to have them spend their energies at struggling amongst themselves, on questions that, for us, have no importance whatsoever." - United State Bankers magazine, 1892. |
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Charlie Scene (OP) User ID: 21948600 United States 08/22/2012 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | These laws that you're bringing up and pointing out are usually really old laws that have never been cleaned up. Quoting: jcab2002 How about some new laws that keep getting added? Everyone is a criminal now. Yup, That's what got me started on this thread. But I decided to go at it from a lighter perspective. I agree tho, Waaayyyy too many laws. |
Charlie Scene (OP) User ID: 21948600 United States 08/22/2012 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But this one takes the cake..Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Quoting: THE INQUISADOR Florida Law: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. The molestation of trash cans is banned Torpedoes may not be set off in the city. No one may bring a pig with them to the beach. Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. [link to crazy-laws.com] |
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jcab2002 User ID: 11489804 United States 08/22/2012 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20490216 lol, my lord. I bet it's more than that now. “We must keep the people busy with political antagonisms." “We’ll therefore speed up the question of reform (of tarrifs within) the Democratic Party; and we’ll put the spotlight on the question of protection …(for) the Republican Party." “By dividing the electorate this way, we’ll be able to have them spend their energies at struggling amongst themselves, on questions that, for us, have no importance whatsoever." - United State Bankers magazine, 1892. |
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1577310 United States 08/22/2012 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But this one takes the cake..Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Quoting: THE INQUISADOR Florida Law: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. The molestation of trash cans is banned Torpedoes may not be set off in the city. No one may bring a pig with them to the beach. Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. [link to crazy-laws.com] A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have intimate relations with one another on city streets. :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
Charlie Scene (OP) User ID: 21948600 United States 08/22/2012 01:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But this one takes the cake..Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Quoting: THE INQUISADOR Florida Law: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. The molestation of trash cans is banned Torpedoes may not be set off in the city. No one may bring a pig with them to the beach. Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. [link to crazy-laws.com] A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have intimate relations with one another on city streets. C@#k-blockers |
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jcab2002 User ID: 11489804 United States 08/22/2012 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have intimate relations with one another on city streets. Quoting: THE INQUISADOR Now wait a minute. Moose have to abide by laws? “We must keep the people busy with political antagonisms." “We’ll therefore speed up the question of reform (of tarrifs within) the Democratic Party; and we’ll put the spotlight on the question of protection …(for) the Republican Party." “By dividing the electorate this way, we’ll be able to have them spend their energies at struggling amongst themselves, on questions that, for us, have no importance whatsoever." - United State Bankers magazine, 1892. |
ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 10844865 United States 08/22/2012 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *Stunning* that someone tried sex with a freakin porcupine... more stunning that the practice was so prevalent that they legislated against it. Oh by the way... 3. In Connersville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun when his female partner reaches orgasm. [link to www.lehmiller.com] I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |