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Chuck Norris sucks

 
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08/23/2012 01:16 AM
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Chuck Norris sucks
I never liked him, always thought he was a terrible actor, and as a martial artist he seems slow, clumsy, and constipated. He claimed he could beat Bruce Lee?? Ha! What a joke. Chuck wasn't worthy to hold Bruce's jockstrap. Bruce would have killed him in 10 out of 10 fights.

But what really pisses me off about Norris is what an asshead rightwinger he's become. He writes the dumbest opinion pieces spewing the standard far-right crapola.

Dusty is one who shares my low opinion of him.



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08/23/2012 01:23 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris once attempted roundhouse kicking Jet Li.
His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.
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08/23/2012 01:33 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
I hope we are all as cool and athletic kick asses at 72 like Chuck Norris.

BTW, Bruce Lee lost. He is dead, ages ago, and died very young. Chuck Norris is obviously a far superior warrior and human specimen. At 72, I am sure he would kick the crap out of YOU.
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08/23/2012 01:38 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
I bet Chuck Norris dresses up in lady's clothing and sips French white wine.
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08/23/2012 01:38 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Yes, and when he does millions die from oxygen deprivation.
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08/23/2012 01:41 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Oh really?


[link to www.youtube.com]

Be glad it's not in high definition - else your eyes would melt from the sheer force of His stare! cool2
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08/23/2012 01:41 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did...
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08/23/2012 01:44 AM
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chuck
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08/23/2012 02:06 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did...
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chuckle
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08/23/2012 02:28 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Yes, and when he does millions die from oxygen deprivation.
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scheming
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08/23/2012 02:33 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Jesus walked on water...

Chuck Norris swims thru LAND.
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08/23/2012 02:35 AM

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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Yeah, he should have just shut his perty mouth and become a thing of legend and myth. Instead he opened his mouth and pissed everyone off.
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08/23/2012 02:39 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Jesus walked on water because Chuck taught him how.
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris was disturbed on the moon by L. Armstrong on the moon and told everyone never to come back
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08/23/2012 02:43 AM
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You didn't build that. Chuck Norris made that happen.
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08/23/2012 02:47 AM
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Jesus walked on water...

Chuck Norris swims thru LAND.
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Only because he likes his mud baths.

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08/23/2012 02:49 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris went to the core of our planet and felt the heat opend his pores.
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08/23/2012 02:52 AM
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How do you explain when Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris..huh?
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck has a Mars rover but it's really on Mars not Mohave.
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08/23/2012 02:56 AM
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Chuck met God and God said mother may I.
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris went to the core of our planet and felt the heat opend his pores.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16525247


What are you, 12 years old?
I'm sick of these dumb jokes glorifying the douche.

Chuck can go fuck himself with steers horns as far as I'm concerned.
And if he ever mouths off to me with his sanctimonious Teabagging bullshit I'll slap him across his ugly face!



what
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08/23/2012 03:00 AM

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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Yes, and when he does millions die from oxygen deprivation.
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So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris went to the core of our planet and felt the heat opend his pores.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16525247


What are you, 12 years old?
I'm sick of these dumb jokes glorifying the douche.

Chuck can go fuck himself with steers horns as far as I'm concerned.
And if he ever mouths off to me with his sanctimonious Teabagging bullshit I'll slap him across his ugly face!



what
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22449793



When you mess with the bull, you get Chuck Norris.
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08/23/2012 03:02 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
I bet Chuck Norris dresses up in lady's clothing and sips French white wine.
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Then he would look like your dad.
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08/23/2012 03:04 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
He look akful with his facelift and hisdyed red hair and beardyak
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08/23/2012 03:08 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris went to the core of our planet and felt the heat opend his pores.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16525247


What are you, 12 years old?
I'm sick of these dumb jokes glorifying the douche.

Chuck can go fuck himself with steers horns as far as I'm concerned.
And if he ever mouths off to me with his sanctimonious Teabagging bullshit I'll slap him across his ugly face!



what
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Settle down there big fellow. You sound like you haven't had your breakfast.
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
his voice sounds funny on the first video, very nasal maybe the face lift did something to his nosewtf
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08/23/2012 03:09 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Chuck Norris knew three days in advance you planned to slap him in the face and left his 100,000,000 army on yours.
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08/23/2012 03:11 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
what a fucking moron ,what if i wana explain to my kid what the bible means ,like allegro explained..and not some faggot ass "isnt that special" person
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08/23/2012 03:11 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris sucks
Lil' Chucky is one of the biggest a-holes you could ever come across.

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