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President Romney will direct NASA to voyage to Planet Kolob

 
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We can barely do the moon...other planets are a pipe dream...light up...
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If You Could Hie to Kolob
Mormon hymnal

If you could hie to Kolob
In the twinkling of an eye,
And then continue onward
With that same speed to fly,
Do you think that you could ever,
Through all eternity,
Find out the generation
Where Gods began to be?

Or see the grand beginning,
Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation,
Where Gods and matter end?
Me thinks the Spirit whispers,
“No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains,
Where nothing has a place.”



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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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I have been a latterday saint my whole life and I can tell you that the image the church portrays is so far from the truth, I have always supported the church and that will never change, but they dont care about their members, especially the youth. Im talking about the 18 to 30 year olds that are place to together and its a meat market, girls desperate to get married as you are considered an OLD MAID at 21 if you are not married and are encouraged to serve missions. As there is more females in the church and not enough eligible men it is literally a frenzy of girls who HATE each other as they are in direct competition for any guy. They settle for any lds guy and as more 18 year olds are moving up in to the dating scene in the church the older ones as left behind. I presonally know some who have married non members in order just to have a family. The sexual frustration is apparant and alot of them will have sex anyway and they drink alcohol and then go to church on sunday acting all pure. I cant speak for the church in america, but here the church does not protect, I know of a young girl who had death threats from other mormon girls because they thought she was to churchy. I could say more but I wont just venting. I love my church but sometimes i get so angry with their crap of thinking that they are above the law. Nothing illegal gets reported not even child abuse.
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I have been a latterday saint my whole life and I can tell you that the image the church portrays is so far from the truth, I have always supported the church and that will never change, but they dont care about their members, especially the youth. Im talking about the 18 to 30 year olds that are place to together and its a meat market, girls desperate to get married as you are considered an OLD MAID at 21 if you are not married and are encouraged to serve missions. As there is more females in the church and not enough eligible men it is literally a frenzy of girls who HATE each other as they are in direct competition for any guy. They settle for any lds guy and as more 18 year olds are moving up in to the dating scene in the church the older ones as left behind. I presonally know some who have married non members in order just to have a family. The sexual frustration is apparant and alot of them will have sex anyway and they drink alcohol and then go to church on sunday acting all pure. I cant speak for the church in america, but here the church does not protect, I know of a young girl who had death threats from other mormon girls because they thought she was to churchy. I could say more but I wont just venting. I love my church but sometimes i get so angry with their crap of thinking that they are above the law. Nothing illegal gets reported not even child abuse.
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So, the church doesn't care about its members or youth, but you FULLY SUPPORT THEM?
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If You Could Hie to Kolob
Mormon hymnal

If you could hie to Kolob
In the twinkling of an eye,
And then continue onward
With that same speed to fly,
Do you think that you could ever,
Through all eternity,
Find out the generation
Where Gods began to be?

Or see the grand beginning,
Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation,
Where Gods and matter end?
Me thinks the Spirit whispers,
“No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains,
Where nothing has a place.”



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Hmmm, Kolob is only one letter swap from being Kobol, home of the gods the "Lords of Kobol" in the series Battlestar Galactica... Wait a friggin minute, that's not an accident, Glen Larson was a mormon? Holy shit, I'm just finding this out, I'll never look at Battlestar Galactica the same way again!
"Kolob is also the inspiration for the fictional planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon."
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If You Could Hie to Kolob
Mormon hymnal

If you could hie to Kolob
In the twinkling of an eye,
And then continue onward
With that same speed to fly,
Do you think that you could ever,
Through all eternity,
Find out the generation
Where Gods began to be?

Or see the grand beginning,
Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation,
Where Gods and matter end?
Me thinks the Spirit whispers,
“No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains,
Where nothing has a place.”



alienship
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Hmmm, Kolob is only one letter swap from being Kobol, home of the gods the "Lords of Kobol" in the series Battlestar Galactica... Wait a friggin minute, that's not an accident, Glen Larson was a mormon? Holy shit, I'm just finding this out, I'll never look at Battlestar Galactica the same way again!
"Kolob is also the inspiration for the fictional planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon."
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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cruise

Yep
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I have been a latterday saint my whole life and I can tell you that the image the church portrays is so far from the truth, I have always supported the church and that will never change, but they dont care about their members, especially the youth. Im talking about the 18 to 30 year olds that are place to together and its a meat market, girls desperate to get married as you are considered an OLD MAID at 21 if you are not married and are encouraged to serve missions. As there is more females in the church and not enough eligible men it is literally a frenzy of girls who HATE each other as they are in direct competition for any guy. They settle for any lds guy and as more 18 year olds are moving up in to the dating scene in the church the older ones as left behind. I presonally know some who have married non members in order just to have a family. The sexual frustration is apparant and alot of them will have sex anyway and they drink alcohol and then go to church on sunday acting all pure. I cant speak for the church in america, but here the church does not protect, I know of a young girl who had death threats from other mormon girls because they thought she was to churchy. I could say more but I wont just venting. I love my church but sometimes i get so angry with their crap of thinking that they are above the law. Nothing illegal gets reported not even child abuse.
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So, the church doesn't care about its members or youth, but you FULLY SUPPORT THEM?
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Its really difficult for me as its my church and there are awesome things about it. Its just these things that i see here in my own back yard, I think its just in my stake as i have been overseas and visited other wards and people are amazing. There are serious issues in my stake that dont get addresed
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why is this any more stupid than any of the other crap religious people believe in??????
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I have been a latterday saint my whole life and I can tell you that the image the church portrays is so far from the truth, I have always supported the church and that will never change, but they dont care about their members, especially the youth. Im talking about the 18 to 30 year olds that are place to together and its a meat market, girls desperate to get married as you are considered an OLD MAID at 21 if you are not married and are encouraged to serve missions. As there is more females in the church and not enough eligible men it is literally a frenzy of girls who HATE each other as they are in direct competition for any guy. They settle for any lds guy and as more 18 year olds are moving up in to the dating scene in the church the older ones as left behind. I presonally know some who have married non members in order just to have a family. The sexual frustration is apparant and alot of them will have sex anyway and they drink alcohol and then go to church on sunday acting all pure. I cant speak for the church in america, but here the church does not protect, I know of a young girl who had death threats from other mormon girls because they thought she was to churchy. I could say more but I wont just venting. I love my church but sometimes i get so angry with their crap of thinking that they are above the law. Nothing illegal gets reported not even child abuse.
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Sounds like I need to hang around mormon chicks. They sound pretty easy.
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Hmmm, Kolob is only one letter swap from being Kobol, home of the gods the "Lords of Kobol" in the series Battlestar Galactica... Wait a friggin minute, that's not an accident, Glen Larson was a mormon? Holy shit, I'm just finding this out, I'll never look at Battlestar Galactica the same way again!
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Guess you're not the nerd you thought you were.

BSG (original series) is pretty much a re-imagining of the Mormon version (not the historical one) of early church history, with the killer-robots standing in for the US government.
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why is this any more stupid than any of the other crap religious people believe in??????
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This Planet Kolob stuff seems really silly and it was invented on the whim of one man not that long ago. It would be really weird having a president who subscribes to this nuttery.


Why wouldn't Romney be interested in having NASA search for Kolob, if that's what he believes?
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We can barely do the moon...other planets are a pipe dream...light up...
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You mean, like, Mars?

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why is this any more stupid than any of the other crap religious people believe in??????
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Great question.

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Splattered Gay Taints??? Oh, Latter Day Saints. ;)
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Romney wears dirty magical underwear!
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Hmmm, Kolob is only one letter swap from being Kobol, home of the gods the "Lords of Kobol" in the series Battlestar Galactica... Wait a friggin minute, that's not an accident, Glen Larson was a mormon? Holy shit, I'm just finding this out, I'll never look at Battlestar Galactica the same way again!
 Quoting: Dr. Astro

Guess you're not the nerd you thought you were.

BSG (original series) is pretty much a re-imagining of the Mormon version (not the historical one) of early church history, with the killer-robots standing in for the US government.
book
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Wow. Quite the paradigm shift. I love the original series, so "Earth" is actually Utah?
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Yep.

BSG is "Mormon Trail To The Stars."
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Is that where all the Mormon Zionist are from?

"Zion (Hebrew, early the Jerusalem mountain on which the City of David was built) is employed in LDS scripture both geographically and spiritually: the land of Zion and "the pure in heart" (D&C 84:99;97:21;100:16; cf. Moses 7:18-21). The declaration that "we believe in the literal gathering of Israel and the restoration of the ten tribes" refers to a new Zion in America as well as a renewed Jerusalem in the Old World. "
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silly people, they also heads of all the fortune 500 fucking you up your asses while you snivel and whine about this group or that group.
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I have been a latterday saint my whole life and I can tell you that the image the church portrays is so far from the truth, I have always supported the church and that will never change, but they dont care about their members, especially the youth. Im talking about the 18 to 30 year olds that are place to together and its a meat market, girls desperate to get married as you are considered an OLD MAID at 21 if you are not married and are encouraged to serve missions. As there is more females in the church and not enough eligible men it is literally a frenzy of girls who HATE each other as they are in direct competition for any guy. They settle for any lds guy and as more 18 year olds are moving up in to the dating scene in the church the older ones as left behind. I presonally know some who have married non members in order just to have a family. The sexual frustration is apparant and alot of them will have sex anyway and they drink alcohol and then go to church on sunday acting all pure. I cant speak for the church in america, but here the church does not protect, I know of a young girl who had death threats from other mormon girls because they thought she was to churchy. I could say more but I wont just venting. I love my church but sometimes i get so angry with their crap of thinking that they are above the law. Nothing illegal gets reported not even child abuse.
 Quoting: grasptheuniverse


So, the church doesn't care about its members or youth, but you FULLY SUPPORT THEM?
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


^^^^^
Then you are a moratard for supporting them. Wake the fuck up...idiot!!!
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I have been a latterday saint my whole life and I can tell you that the image the church portrays is so far from the truth, I have always supported the church and that will never change, but they dont care about their members, especially the youth. Im talking about the 18 to 30 year olds that are place to together and its a meat market, girls desperate to get married as you are considered an OLD MAID at 21 if you are not married and are encouraged to serve missions. As there is more females in the church and not enough eligible men it is literally a frenzy of girls who HATE each other as they are in direct competition for any guy. They settle for any lds guy and as more 18 year olds are moving up in to the dating scene in the church the older ones as left behind. I presonally know some who have married non members in order just to have a family. The sexual frustration is apparant and alot of them will have sex anyway and they drink alcohol and then go to church on sunday acting all pure. I cant speak for the church in america, but here the church does not protect, I know of a young girl who had death threats from other mormon girls because they thought she was to churchy. I could say more but I wont just venting. I love my church but sometimes i get so angry with their crap of thinking that they are above the law. Nothing illegal gets reported not even child abuse.
 Quoting: grasptheuniverse

Sounds like I need to hang around mormon chicks. They sound pretty easy.
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he has the midas touch, everything he touches turns to gold.

Go Romney 2012
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According to the Mormon scriptures (Doctrine and Covenants, Abraham 3) our galaxy, if not all galaxies, is posited to contain countless planets either already, or soon to be, inhabited by human-type life. The greatest of these planets is Kolob.

Kolob is said to be the greatest of the planets because it is "nearest unto the throne of God." But, it is also "the greatest of all the Kokau-beam that thou hast seen" ... "which signifies stars or all the great lights which were in the firmament of heaven." Moreover, at least two stars and possibly fifteen or more stars and planets, the Moon, the Earth, and the Sun receive their light from Kolob. Kolob also is said to be surrounded by many great stars which are near unto it (Abraham 3:2). According to this same passage (Abraham 3) the greater the planet the longer its rotational period. Kolob, the greatest, has a day equal to 1000 years.

Now, how do these statements square with the facts of astronomy?

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With a lash across the back of Christians.
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I have been a latterday saint my whole life and I can tell you that the image the church portrays is so far from the truth, I have always supported the church and that will never change, but they dont care about their members, especially the youth. Im talking about the 18 to 30 year olds that are place to together and its a meat market, girls desperate to get married as you are considered an OLD MAID at 21 if you are not married and are encouraged to serve missions. As there is more females in the church and not enough eligible men it is literally a frenzy of girls who HATE each other as they are in direct competition for any guy. They settle for any lds guy and as more 18 year olds are moving up in to the dating scene in the church the older ones as left behind. I presonally know some who have married non members in order just to have a family. The sexual frustration is apparant and alot of them will have sex anyway and they drink alcohol and then go to church on sunday acting all pure. I cant speak for the church in america, but here the church does not protect, I know of a young girl who had death threats from other mormon girls because they thought she was to churchy. I could say more but I wont just venting. I love my church but sometimes i get so angry with their crap of thinking that they are above the law. Nothing illegal gets reported not even child abuse.
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sounds about like American LDS
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If You Could Hie to Kolob
Mormon hymnal

If you could hie to Kolob
In the twinkling of an eye,
And then continue onward
With that same speed to fly,
Do you think that you could ever,
Through all eternity,
Find out the generation
Where Gods began to be?

Or see the grand beginning,
Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation,
Where Gods and matter end?
Me thinks the Spirit whispers,
“No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains,
Where nothing has a place.”



alienship
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22449793


Hmmm, Kolob is only one letter swap from being Kobol, home of the gods the "Lords of Kobol" in the series Battlestar Galactica... Wait a friggin minute, that's not an accident, Glen Larson was a mormon? Holy shit, I'm just finding this out, I'll never look at Battlestar Galactica the same way again!
"Kolob is also the inspiration for the fictional planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon."
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I've watched the modern version of Battlestar Galactica few times already. There's something about it that I can't shake it off.

I guess I'll vote for Romney and find out.

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