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Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?

 
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Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
I would say he would be a Linux guy - more freedom ya know.
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I would say he would be a Linux guy - more freedom ya know.
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
He likes neither cause he doesn't like technology.
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
He likes neither cause he doesn't like technology.
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He was a Luddite???

WTF???
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Who is Jesus? What industry does he work in?
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Who is Jesus? What industry does he work in?
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Watch out for the blue screen of death, my friend.
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
based on odds

Windows
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Who is Jesus? What industry does he work in?
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Watch out for the blue screen of death, my friend.
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Who is Jesus? What industry does he work in?
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Watch out for the blue screen of death, my friend.
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Mac's don't get blue screen
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Who is Jesus? What industry does he work in?
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Watch out for the blue screen of death, my friend.
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Mac's don't get blue screen
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Linux neiver.
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
i want to be 100% compatible with my friend so i take windows
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Linux, of course...
[link to ichthux.com]
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Jesus would use neither. He would be endowed with magic from the sky and already have seen it all, spoke it all, and heard it all.


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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Apple, you're locked in and can't think for yourself.
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
I only stick with the best son. Why do you ask?
:)

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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
he would have invented linux 1dunno1
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Jesus was a carpenter, a blue color worker, a producer, a man who get things done.

he would have produced code for linux on the side.


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hidinghidinghidingsorry for spamminghidinghidinghidinghidingrant
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
He would make his own custom OS from Unix being God and all im sure he would have no problem programming it
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Jesus would program a custom OS for your mind
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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
Jesus would program a custom OS for your mind
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he did, in fact

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Re: Would Jesus use Linux or Windoze?
jesus uses backtrack5r2
he knows everything about you because he does...
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Jesus would program a custom OS for your mind
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God-BSD.
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Who is Jesus? What industry does he work in?
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Watch out for the blue screen of death, my friend.
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Mac's don't get blue screen
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Macs get a white screen of death

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