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If you LOVE someone...

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/23/2012 11:59 AM
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If you LOVE someone...
Set them free...if they don't come back then it wasn't meant to be.

Or something like that...

And then there's these:


THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.


THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.


THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.


THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...


THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat


THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...


THE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.


THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody don't ever set her free.


THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously.


THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.


THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.


THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
Anonymous Coward
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08/23/2012 12:02 PM
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Re: If you LOVE someone...
Oh, ok hf
SFAV

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08/23/2012 12:04 PM
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scratching
The truth is in your eyes.....

Pull me from the gallows
of this fiber-optic nation
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/23/2012 12:04 PM
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Re: If you LOVE someone...
Misfire!

tomato
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08/23/2012 12:05 PM
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words not needed. I know you love me
Anonymous Coward
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08/23/2012 12:07 PM
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LOL I can link a few of these with a few exes... that is funny :)
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08/23/2012 12:09 PM
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Re: If you LOVE someone...
If you love someone its because you do
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08/23/2012 12:34 PM
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some will not let you go.
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08/23/2012 12:35 PM
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I guess this one is happening to me.



THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody don't ever set her free.
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08/23/2012 12:37 PM
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if you love someone, set them free... so they can go out and go clubbing and shag the alpha males and 'have fun' .. why do you love her again?
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08/23/2012 12:47 PM
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words not needed. I know you love me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


It's a ginger thing...

grinning
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08/23/2012 12:51 PM
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08/23/2012 12:52 PM
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Re: If you LOVE someone...
Set them free...if they don't come back then it wasn't meant to be.

Or something like that...

And then there's these:


THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.


THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.


THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.


THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...


THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat


THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...


THE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.


THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody don't ever set her free.


THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously.


THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.


THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.


THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


My version..

If you love somebody set her free..
If she comes back she better have a blunt...
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08/23/2012 12:53 PM
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lol... no man i'm just playing..
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08/23/2012 12:55 PM
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clappa
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tounge

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08/23/2012 01:08 PM
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words not needed. I know you love me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


It's a ginger thing...

grinning
 Quoting: ArunaLuna

Lets make a ginger baby that will rule tha world
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08/23/2012 01:12 PM

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Re: If you LOVE someone...
If I could catch you I'd set you free.
No one has ever seen a perfect circle, nor a perfectly straight line, yet everyone knows what a circle and a straight line are.
Perceived circles or lines are not exactly circular or straight, and true circles and lines could never be detected since by definition they are sets of infinitely small points.
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08/23/2012 05:55 PM

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*sigh* Apparently, I've been much loved by every man I've ever been involved with, cuz here I am, free as a bird...
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
George Carlin
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08/23/2012 06:10 PM
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I still love that girl I dated 5 years ago, she doesnt even know who I am now, but I will love her forever.

Meanwhile, I fuck other women to forget about her.
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08/24/2012 08:23 AM
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 Quoting: aether


Great song...it IS like madness!

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THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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09/26/2012 05:44 AM
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Re: If you LOVE someone...
THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

 Quoting: ArunaLuna
izaak2

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10/16/2012 02:05 AM

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THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

 Quoting: ArunaLuna

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22769356


Anonymous Coward
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Re: If you LOVE someone...
You own that person.
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THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

 Quoting: ArunaLuna

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22769356


 Quoting: izaak2


lmao

I dunno how you do it...
izaak2

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10/16/2012 02:12 AM

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izaak2

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10/16/2012 02:14 AM

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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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10/16/2012 02:20 AM
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Oh for shame, lo I cannot post youtubes. The irony.
Another day...
hf
izaak2

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10/16/2012 02:22 AM

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Oh for shame, lo I cannot post youtubes. The irony.
Another day...
hf
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


hugs
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You own that person.
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