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I am the Lucifer. Ask me a question. Now.

 
EvenT6HorizoN
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I am the Lucifer. Ask me a question. Now.
This is fun.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

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"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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So when did you change your name to Nancy Pelosi?
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Do you have magical powers?
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They would seem to be "magical" to mortals.

All magic is illusion.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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Do you have magical powers?
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They would seem to be "magical" to mortals.

All magic is illusion.
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So how do you explain Harry Potter then?
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So when did you change your name to Nancy Pelosi?
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A mere manifestation of maniacal proportions.

A hand puppet.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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Do you have magical powers?
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They would seem to be "magical" to mortals.

All magic is illusion.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN
So how do you explain Harry Potter then?
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Harry Potter is for weiners.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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Do you have magical powers?
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They would seem to be "magical" to mortals.

All magic is illusion.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN
So how do you explain Harry Potter then?
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Harry Potter is for weiners.
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Gandalf?
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08/23/2012 06:36 PM

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Where are the sides of the North?
"For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north"

Isaiah 14:13
Have you studied Romans today?
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What is it like shopping for shoe's and hats : )
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They would seem to be "magical" to mortals.

All magic is illusion.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN
So how do you explain Harry Potter then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463820


Harry Potter is for weiners.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN

Gandalf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463820


Not good.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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What is it like shopping for shoe's and hats : )
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I do not shop. I have anxiety issues at the mall.

I am nude quite often.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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So how do you explain Harry Potter then?
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Harry Potter is for weiners.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN

Gandalf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463820


Not good.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN

Merlin?
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Harry Potter is for weiners.
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Gandalf?
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Not good.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN

Merlin?
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Only those who practice manipulation and illusion are the true magicians.

The first trick is making you think it is "magical".
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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08/23/2012 06:42 PM
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This is fun.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Come over and have a beer with us.
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Where are the sides of the North?
"For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north"

Isaiah 14:13
 Quoting: javierruizleon


This does not exist.

It is only there to disappoint.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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What toy do I keep on the left hand side of my desk?
"Carpe Diem"
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Gandalf?
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Not good.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN

Merlin?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463820



Only those who practice manipulation and illusion are the true magicians.

The first trick is making you think it is "magical".
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


yawn
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This is fun.
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Come over and have a beer with us.
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I would love to but I am too busy doing a business meeting
about business.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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What toy do I keep on the left hand side of my desk?
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A small statue of Ah Kin. God of knowledge.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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Where are the sides of the North?
"For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north"

Isaiah 14:13
 Quoting: javierruizleon


This does not exist.

It is only there to disappoint.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Since "you" wanted to sit there, then you are the "disappointed" aren't you.

"But you are brought down to Sheol, to the far reaches of the pit. They that see thee shall narrowly look upon thee, and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms;"

Isaiah 14:15-16
Have you studied Romans today?
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Where are the sides of the North?
"For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north"

Isaiah 14:13
 Quoting: javierruizleon


This does not exist.

It is only there to disappoint.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Since "you" wanted to sit there, then you are the "disappointed" aren't you.

"But you are brought down to Sheol, to the far reaches of the pit. They that see thee shall narrowly look upon thee, and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms;"

Isaiah 14:15-16
 Quoting: javierruizleon


Your books are of no use.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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"For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north"

Isaiah 14:13
 Quoting: javierruizleon


This does not exist.

It is only there to disappoint.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Since "you" wanted to sit there, then you are the "disappointed" aren't you.

"But you are brought down to Sheol, to the far reaches of the pit. They that see thee shall narrowly look upon thee, and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms;"

Isaiah 14:15-16
 Quoting: javierruizleon


Your books are of no use.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


They tell the truth.

"He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

John 8:44
Have you studied Romans today?
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This does not exist.

It is only there to disappoint.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Since "you" wanted to sit there, then you are the "disappointed" aren't you.

"But you are brought down to Sheol, to the far reaches of the pit. They that see thee shall narrowly look upon thee, and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms;"

Isaiah 14:15-16
 Quoting: javierruizleon


Your books are of no use.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


They tell the truth.

"He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

John 8:44
 Quoting: javierruizleon


Becareful brother, for you have been betrayed.
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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What toy do I keep on the left hand side of my desk?
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A small statue of Ah Kin. God of knowledge.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Am I too close for comfort?
"I collapsed a lung, screaming at the face of ignorance. I fell victim to the excuse of hatered." - Crater

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"Some feel the rain, others just get wet" - Bob Marley
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What toy do I keep on the left hand side of my desk?
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A small statue of Ah Kin. God of knowledge.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Am I too close for comfort?
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN

Ditto
Have you studied Romans today?
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Are you and Small Dave (from the Church Of Big Ralph/Ralphology) one and the same or just close evil buddies?
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"I am the Lucifer. Ask me a question. Now."

Why do you suck so bad.
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What toy do I keep on the left hand side of my desk?
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A small statue of Ah Kin. God of knowledge.
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Am I too close for comfort?
 Quoting: EvenT6HorizoN


Depends.

What other item do I have on my desk that is of great importance to me?
"Carpe Diem"
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Can you bring forward the rapture so that the jesus people can all fuck off with their praise the lord this and amen to that?
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In nomine Iesu, exorcizo te. In nomine Iesu, dic nomen tuum. In nomine Iesu, si es hic, manifesta te.
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your nickname is "Lucy" - a girl's name. Is this the source of your anger?

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