Yo Mr Darwin.. what does your church think turtles 'evolved' from? Clams,...rocks..... crabs...small caves?

I think you prey upon the fact that a big percentage of the GLP user base are not scientifically literate about evolution. It gives you some sort of reassurance of your faith that if these people can't explain how this specific animal evolved to what it is today then it must be that god did it.
Even though there have been people on here that have tried to educate you, you completely dismiss them and focus on the people who don't believe in god but can't give you the technical details about evolution. Of course your position requires nothing more than a thick head and the response "we take it on faith". Ironic, isn't it?

So please, I have a better way for you to get the answers to your questions. Take them to museums with sections on evolution, take them to universities with evolutionary biology courses and question some of the professors and PhD students, I'm sure they will be happy to entertain you.

Or just keep living in your plastic bubble. Bye now.

"I solemnly charge you before God and Christ Jesus, who is destined to judge the living and the dead, and by his manifestation and his kingdom, 2 preach the word, be at it urgently in favorable season, in troublesome season, reprove, reprimand, exhort, with all long-suffering and [art of] teaching. 3 For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; 4 and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. 5 You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do [the] work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry." 2Ti4:1

Last Edited by DGN on 08/24/2012 01:46 AM

Thank you for proving my point.

Thank you! I come home late from work at night and like to take a peek at GLP, and I am SO SICK of this ignoramous' posts! And yes, he/she is very much relying on the ignorance of members here.

OP YOU are one of the reasons this site is turning into a joke!

You're welcome.

And its not just WHAT idiotic babbling DNG spews, but the sarcastic, self righteous way he does it! Like the rest of the scientific world is ignorant with all the proof and hours of research that goes into evolutionary theory, when he thinks his fairy tales and imaginary wizard is the answer to everything with absolutely ZERO proof.

I think he gets brownie points from his cult..I mean "church"..those Jehovahs Witnesses for posting on here and trying to "spread the word" about Jesus. What's even funnier was the thread last week where someone called out the JW's for all the false predictions they have made over the past 100 years. They keep preaching doom and it never happens and then come up with an excuse why they were wrong. Idk, if I were lied to repeatedly about something as important as the end of the world, I'd think about finding another church.

He obviously has never studied anything about evolution, because he has no concept that evolution takes place due to minute genetic mutations over hundreds of thousands of years. Oh, but wait...he DOES believe that the earth was created by this imaginary bearded man who lives in the clouds 6,000 years ago. Why does he believe it? Scientific proof? Fossil records? Geological records? Carbon dating? NOPE, he read it in a book of fairy tales, so it HAS to be true!

OP, do you really have nothing better to do than posting the same crap every day... I mean... Even if you were right, which you are not, the amount of spent time is RIDICULOUS.
I'd bet my ass, you are A life with zero friends

He has to do so many hours of "witnessing" for the church, and I think he counts this as "witnessing" even though literally no one cares.

St Augustine must be spinning on his cloud as he reads your posts.

boy howdy dgn, you sure can rope em in.
gee gaw, just look at the converts!

That train of thought only works if you believe anyone has more interest in him than throwing pointy tomatoes at the caged fool.

Better than the magic guy in the sky...

Evolution, being a scientific theory, of course constantly changes. That is what science is. You gather evidence then you postulate a theory based on that evidence.

It is better than sitting on your thumb and saying "God did it" and being a curiosity vacant zombie that contributes nothing to the progression of human understanding.

My religion states clearly that brainless, repetitive dumbfucks like yourself should be publicly beaten to death with a bible...

...you and your thread are the proof ... that evolution has little or nothing to do with any form of linear. hierarchical or genetic progress friend..only you naturally don't have the capacity to understand or realise it.

OP

/threadover

No serious scientist has ever set out to prove there is no God and any that would state such should immediately be discredited. Science is not about proving or disproving the existence of God. In the earlier days of scientific study, many scientists were Christians and their findings bothered some of them...but they couldn't ignore what they found. Makes one wonder why God (if he does indeed exist) didn't leave his signature for serious scientists to find.
So, OP, instead of posting nonsense questions and making a fool of yourself, do some real research...take some science courses. It doesn't mean you have to become an atheist, if that's what you're afraid of. There are scientist who are Christians (and I'm not talking about the ones who try to make science fit the bible).

Intervention theory is the best explanation for human evolution, but the traditional theory of evolution doesn't contradict the teachings of Christianity...Adam and Eve were simply evolved, or upgraded to the point they were capable of making moral decisions and therefore given a soul...

If evolution exists - how can species which are claimed to have longer lineage on this Earth not be more advanced than we are?

And, why do we not see monkeys turning into humans?

Adaptation exists.
Evolution is bullshit.

please shut up DGN, just shut up. get the fuck out.

This deserves to be posted in every thread created by the OP from now on. Perfection, thank you so much!

for the hundredth time, monkeys don't turn into humans. Humans and monkeys share a common ancestor. You go back in time really fucking far and there was this critter and some of them went into the jungles and hung out in trees and they adapted to that and they lived that way a long time, long enough to adapt and evolve into monkeys. Now the other group of those ancient common ancestors went out into the plains and became a hunter and became crafty and eventually through countless generations of adaptation to that life, you have that common ancestor species evolve into early humans, the homo sapiens.

Then the annunaki arrived from space and genetically modified them to really create homo sapiens sapiens, modern man.

When do you think these species (us) received consciousness?

Before they showed up? or after?

God could have created evolution.

In the book of Genesis in the Bible, it says "Adam and eve were created from dust", but it doesn't say how long it took for that to happen.

The garden of eden would be any fruitful and good time on the earth, with no drought or big predators.

Just about every Biblical story, event, and prediction, has come true, been found, or has some vague proof of.

So shouldn't it be possible then that homo sapiens could turn into a sea-living being?

All we need to do is move to a beach side, and wait for for evolution to do its magic: through countless generations of adaptation we will develop gills.

But wait, shouldn't mountain people by now have developed - though countless generations of adaptations - feet like mountain goats?

Or can you explain why we humans do not develop further, adapting to the environment we live in? Like desert people. Shouldn't they have grown a hunch by now to be able to store more water, like camels?

Bless you DGN, stay strong, stick to the course, let no man take your crown. These sorry excuses for debate and intelligence, have no sound , logical or coherent stand against Truth, and specifically, their main support is often to fall back to the supposed authoritative statements of so called "scientists", which often is just their opinion being touted as fact. The reality of the situation is they cant prove their religion of man, as the errors are so great and numerous, they loose mental stability once the lack of clothing for their vapid emperors of science and ivory towers are exposed as the cheating, lying, and self serving frauds many of them are. There is science which is based in fact and open to debate, they show their is not, and their true colors are revealed by denial to you of all the things they demand from you for their vain reasoning's and imaginations, as they love having mens persons in admiration, for thusly they wish to be so too.

So YAHshua/Jesus bless you, and pray for me and mine that we do His perfect will too, amen

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"I think you prey upon the fact that a big percentage of the GLP user base are not scientifically literate about evolution"
Explain 'prey'.

I second this

I just did, thank you for a 'friendly' post, most unusual here.
" A true companion is loving all the time, and is a brother that is born for when there is distress." Pr17:17