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New TSA Airport Security Procedure: Pop Quiz, failure to answer leads to being detained!

 
s. d. butler

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08/26/2012 01:45 AM
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Re: New TSA Airport Security Procedure: Pop Quiz, failure to answer leads to being detained!
I fly like 30 times a year and I've never had the TSA do anything more then swab my hands. Americans need to STFU and stop feeling like they're so protected by a 300 year old piece of paper. Walk through the fucking machine, and if need be, take the 20 second pat down then move and and go about your day. Does sitting there like a douche crying really make any thing better? no it doesn't, it makes it worse.
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You seem like a passive, go-with-the-flow kind of person. I'm going to stop by your house later today and fuck you in the ass, mkay?
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They also seem the the type that would allow anyone into their home for searches ;

allow a strip search ; and a lot of other things...

I am glad there are soft wad noodles like this around

they can be the ones to stand in front of the line when they come with the cattle cars to the fema camps
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They are the kind who will obey, without question or thought. Disgusting that so many of them exist.

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Yeah I had one of those tsa mall cops ask me where I was going and what I was doing... I started to tell them to suck my nut but then thought, wait this might be fun... I had some time to kill so it went like this....
Agent: Where are you traveling today?
Me: Talikatichi
Agent: your pass says Tulsa?
Me: of course it does you can't fly to Talikatichi
Agent: Where exactly is that?
Me: oh it's about 10-15 mins from Stankhoochi
Agent: don't think I've heard of Stankhoochi
Me: oh really I figured you would have heard of that ....
Agent: where is that?
Me: oh about an hour from Eachicrotch
Agent: these are places in Oklahoma?
Me: oh yes all Indian names of course
Agent: oh yeah ok, we'll what is the purpose of your trip
Me: I'm going to school there to learn Telekinesis...
Agent: to learn what?
Me: Telekinesis, you know how to control the physical world with your mind....
Agent: uh ok, but you pass says you are only going for 4 days...
Me: oh yes I am a quick learn I learned to shapeshifter in 2 days the chief was amazed... (I went into 20 minute discussion on all the things I shapeshifter inti)
Agent: ok have a good trip
Me: oh I have a question... Is Telekinesis considered a weapon since technically I could control everyone on board with my mind?
Agent: what?
Me: well in four days just sayin....
Agent: uhm I , well let me check...actually when you fly back ask the tsa agent in Tulsa...
Me: oh ok, nice talking to you and don't where blue tomorrow my senses tell me it's a bad luck color for you tomorrow....
The agent walks away to another gate lol

And I got to say that was a blast wish I had video...
 Quoting: Medicine Man 22610049


I'm in a starbucks and everyone's looking cause I can't stop laughing after reading this...ya know the good belly laughs.

my hat's off to ya, medicine man.
if we could all pull this off - sense of humor is at least one answer - the big boys love to keep us little guys fearful.
so, if every one could laugh the whole thing off - even that might be dissolve these gestapo tactics.
after all, the last people they threw in the ovens at auswitz were the comedians.
laughter is the best medicine...man!
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He could say such sweet things in beetwen the coughs and as much as I wanted to ease him, still the wind grew colder around us. The dying of the season, ran its' claws over us while raking him far more menacingly. Snow fell at first white and fluffy, to which he dropped something of his own, red and wet. Fluttering slowly, dripping heavily. I can't seem to remember what came first, but now it was his blood staining my clothes, my hands. They shook so hard too, dabbling at his lips.

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