I fly like 30 times a year and I've never had the TSA do anything more then swab my hands. Americans need to STFU and stop feeling like they're so protected by a 300 year old piece of paper. Walk through the fucking machine, and if need be, take the 20 second pat down then move and and go about your day. Does sitting there like a douche crying really make any thing better? no it doesn't, it makes it worse.