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Space Warrior X911 User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit I am a starseed as revealed in a recent indigo dream by Zarklon-12 from the Galactic Federation
My soul was astral travelling into outer space, where I was set upon by a demon from christian mythology. I was saved by Zarklon-12 who destroyed the demon with his electric ray vision and then shook my hand. Zarklon-12 told me he is an angel from God and that Earth is to be annihilated by thermonuclear doom by God because he is angry about the aliens, illuminati and homosexuals who have got together to corrupt His Amazing Creation.
So,uh, look out |
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User ID: 9093624 United States 08/25/2012 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit Have any other astral travellers met Zarklon-12, he is tall and with wings and shines with a glow from his light body?
He has confirmed indigo-starseeds will transmorphigate into Homo Novus when the Earth is annihilated and move to Alpha Centauri where God has made a gigantic new city in the stars |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit Zarklon? anyone???? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22473026 United States 08/25/2012 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit Oh fuck. Thank God. I thought I was gonna have to kill myself, myself.
I am God. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22473026 United States 08/25/2012 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit I don't remember the transformation.
"For the record". |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17611154 Sweden 08/25/2012 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit ive meet ZARLON.... hes pretty damn sexy |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit True astral travellers / starseeds please reply not these alien demons who have responded so far |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1259453 United States 08/25/2012 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit god damn your fucking crazy |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit
Angels can take on the appearance of men when the occasion demands. How else could some “entertain angels unaware” (Hebrews 13:2)? On the other hand, their appearance is sometimes in dazzling white and blazing glory (Matthew 28:2-4). This explains Zarklon-12 scientifically as an angel and spacefaring messenger of Jesus come to warn about thermonuclear doom to my astral light body |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit I also knew he was part of the Galactic Federation and not just because he told me, he was wearing the uniform of an Andromedan Star Sailor |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit They serve as messengers to communicate God's will to men. They helped reveal the law to Moses (Acts 7:52-53), and served as the carriers of much of the material in Daniel, and Revelation.
Zarklon-12 fulfilled all of this |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit
Angels are also tasked in getting God's people out of danger once they're in it. Angels released the apostles from prison in Acts 5, and repeated the process for Peter in Acts 12. They death-rayed the astral demon for me |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 22564791 United Kingdom 08/25/2012 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit I invoke other starseeds and astral travellers to contribute |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22060914 Spain 08/26/2012 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit Angels are also tasked in getting God's people out of danger once they're in it. Angels released the apostles from prison in Acts 5, and repeated the process for Peter in Acts 12.
They death-rayed the astral demon for me
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22564791 Couldn't it be a staged/fake "bad boy" defeat just to gain your trust then push their agenda? The whole Galactic Federation stuff, plus a lame cyborg-ish name such as "Zarklon-12" would cause a cosmic facepalm at best... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15826044 United States 08/26/2012 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit Zarklon-12: Licensed To Kill |
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Adamic Seed nli permabaned User ID: 78331327 Canada 01/11/2020 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My amazing starseed astral indigo travel doom dream visit this is a bait thread. The title is preposterous and mocking, asn the body is satirical, overblown to the point of disbelief. Laugh? But thse are serious subjects. |
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