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Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!

 
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Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
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Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


if ya do not belong to The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL!..A bit full of shit as to belonging to one church..all others mean nothing?.

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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


if ya do not belong to The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL!..A bit full of shit as to belonging to one church..all others mean nothing?.
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My lost friend...turn to Jesus™ now before it's too late. When that fire starts it won't ever stop! Praise Lord Jesus Christ™!!!
Amen.
www.landoverbaptist.org
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Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


if ya do not belong to The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL!..A bit full of shit as to belonging to one church..all others mean nothing?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


My lost friend...turn to Jesus™ now before it's too late. When that fire starts it won't ever stop! Praise Lord Jesus Christ™!!!
Amen.
www.landoverbaptist.org
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great site but they do take it too far, their forum is a nightmare
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Really hope youre trolling and not shilling..
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


if ya do not belong to The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL!..A bit full of shit as to belonging to one church..all others mean nothing?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


My lost friend...turn to Jesus™ now before it's too late. When that fire starts it won't ever stop! Praise Lord Jesus Christ™!!!
Amen.
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


That one church is the one that wont send you to hell? Really hope youre fucking kidding and are the tm marks necessary?
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08/25/2012 10:55 AM
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Really hope youre trolling and not shilling..
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Friend, where souls are at stake and Satan is at work there is no trolling or shilling! Even if you are a Christian you will not be spared unless you become a True Christian™ and follow Jesus the way you are supposed to. All other denominations have been deceived by the Devil.
Your soul need saving!
Praise Jesus!!!
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08/25/2012 10:57 AM
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God will smite thee, foul ruffians
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


if ya do not belong to The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL!..A bit full of shit as to belonging to one church..all others mean nothing?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


My lost friend...turn to Jesus™ now before it's too late. When that fire starts it won't ever stop! Praise Lord Jesus Christ™!!!
Amen.
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


That one church is the one that wont send you to hell? Really hope youre fucking kidding and are the tm marks necessary?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22487527


We praise Jesus and pray that you will find out what it means to be a True Christian™ and not one of those minions of Satan.
Amen!!!!
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God will smite thee, foul ruffians
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Amen, Brother! See you in Heaven®.
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Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


if ya do not belong to The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL!..A bit full of shit as to belonging to one church..all others mean nothing?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


My lost friend...turn to Jesus™ now before it's too late. When that fire starts it won't ever stop! Praise Lord Jesus Christ™!!!
Amen.
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


That one church is the one that wont send you to hell? Really hope youre fucking kidding and are the tm marks necessary?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22487527


I guess they think they own Jesus
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Foul Ruffian:
I am A TOUGH BIRD..LOL
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I am A TOUGH BIRD..LOL
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Landover Baptist is the only church sanctioned by Almighty God Himself and home to True Christians™
Amen!!!!
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I am A TOUGH BIRD..LOL
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Landover Baptist is the only church sanctioned by Almighty God Himself and home to True Christians™
Amen!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


Ya got paperwork?.
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I am A TOUGH BIRD..LOL
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Landover Baptist is the only church sanctioned by Almighty God Himself and home to True Christians™
Amen!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


Ya got paperwork?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


AND I think MY church was also sanctioned by The LORD..
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I am A TOUGH BIRD..LOL
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Landover Baptist is the only church sanctioned by Almighty God Himself and home to True Christians™
Amen!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


Ya got paperwork?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


The Holy Bible is all the paper we True Christians™ need :-)
Amen!
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I am A TOUGH BIRD..LOL
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Landover Baptist is the only church sanctioned by Almighty God Himself and home to True Christians™
Amen!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


Ya got paperwork?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


AND I think MY church was also sanctioned by The LORD..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Satan has got you by the balls!
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I am A TOUGH BIRD..LOL
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Landover Baptist is the only church sanctioned by Almighty God Himself and home to True Christians™
Amen!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600207


Ya got paperwork?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


The Holy Bible is all the paper we True Christians™ need :-)
Amen!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600526


SO where in the BIBLE is your church specifically mentioned with TM's?.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist Christians, OP is either promoting or getting a boner with his trolling.
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Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist Christians, OP is either promoting or getting a boner with his trolling.
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So a Wank off comment is the answer here?.
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Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist Christians, OP is either promoting or getting a boner with his trolling.
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So a Wank off comment is the answer here?.
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I guess I fell for it.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist Christians, OP is either promoting or getting a boner with his trolling.
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So a Wank off comment is the answer here?.
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No I just made him deflate with my comment,doom off.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist Christians, OP is either promoting or getting a boner with his trolling.
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So a Wank off comment is the answer here?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


I guess I fell for it.
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I did like the "MY VAGINA BELONGS TO CHRIST" Bumper sticker in the gift shop.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


Thanks Gods and Goddesses I'm not a Christian.
hf
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Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist Christians, OP is either promoting or getting a boner with his trolling.
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I am a member for Chist's sake! Amen!!!
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Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


Thanks Gods and Goddesses I'm not a Christian.
hf
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SO what are you..?
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Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist Christians, OP is either promoting or getting a boner with his trolling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3986462


So a Wank off comment is the answer here?.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


I guess I fell for it.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


I did like the "MY VAGINA BELONGS TO CHRIST" Bumper sticker in the gift shop.
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They're a bestselling item :-) Praise Jesus!
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


Thanks Gods and Goddesses I'm not a Christian.
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22577795


SO what are you..?
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Hellbound! If you're not a True Christian™ then you are too! AMEN!!!!
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Re: Landover Baptist Church is God's Church...Amen!
Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


Thanks Gods and Goddesses I'm not a Christian.
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22577795


SO what are you..?
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Hellbound! If you're not a True Christian™ then you are too! AMEN!!!!
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Every Christian™ who does not find salvation in Jesus™ through The Holy Landover Baptist Church will burn in HELL! Praise Jesus™!!!
www.landoverbaptist.org
 Quoting: Beeleave 1600207


Thanks Gods and Goddesses I'm not a Christian.
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22577795


SO what are you..?
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Hellbound! If you're not a True Christian™ then you are too! AMEN!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600526


I really know what you are..jihad2
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Thanks Gods and Goddesses I'm not a Christian.
hf
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SO what are you..?
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Hellbound! If you're not a True Christian™ then you are too! AMEN!!!!
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I really know what you are..jihad2
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Or is he your true god:
hitler
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