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"New World" landing hoax staged by Ridley Scott. Columbus never left Spain.

 
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"New World" landing hoax staged by Ridley Scott. Columbus never left Spain.
Sources close to the king and queen leaked information pointing to Ridley Scott as being the man responsible for filming the faked landings on the so-called "New World."

Although many people claim to have been to North and South America, it is revealed that hypnosis and massive bribery are responsible for the misrepresentations.

When asked why he named the "New World" "America," Mr. Scott said that no one would believe a place that was called "VespuciLand." He also said that he chose French actor Depardieu to portray the first man to set foot on the new worlds so that no one would have to be hired to write dialogue. "I can't understand a word he says, at any rate," opined Mr. Scott, who went on to quixotically say, "and in space no one can here you scream."

The hoax is claimed to be a way the crown can continue to siphon off massive taxpayer funds for "ships of peace and exploration" when it is really being used to fund a massive Armada that will surely overwhelm Drake and the English fleet.

I'd post a link, but it's missing. Along with my monkey's uncle.

Last Edited by So Not a Princess on 08/25/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: "New World" landing hoax staged by Ridley Scott. Columbus never left Spain.
**sniffle**

I'm going to cry! I thought my title alone was way funnier than just two stars.

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Re: "New World" landing hoax staged by Ridley Scott. Columbus never left Spain.
Would it help if I said his widow came back in a time machine and told me this?

And she'd seen it in a dream of electric sheeple?

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Re: "New World" landing hoax staged by Ridley Scott. Columbus never left Spain.
Bumping one last time to see if I can get Scrump or Tx Gal for Truth or Sonic Doom to take a look and get a little laugh from this silliness.

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