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If you know any spells that bring your money, fortune, happiness and women, please share them with us.
even if the dark magic spells or lights magic spells, you can share with us.

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If you know any spells that bring your money, fortune, happiness or attract women, please share them with us.
even if the dark magic spells or lights magic spells, you can share with us.
 Quoting: Star God


I once put a curse on a sociopathic boss. I printed out a picture of her face, tied it to a black candle with black thread, wrapped it in a paper written with my curse and wound it round with blackberry vines. Then I pounded the s**t out of it with a hammer while chanting that all the evil she had given to me should go back to her threefold. It made me feel so good to do this, symbolically, to a woman who had treated me so horribly, spread lies about me, etc.

A couple of months later her mother died.

That was not quite what I'd had in mind.

Be careful when you do this kind of stuff.
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Any one know any ancient spells? any language? or mayan spells?
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I once put a curse on a sociopathic boss. I printed out a picture of her face, tied it to a black candle with black thread, wrapped it in a paper written with my curse and wound it round with blackberry vines. Then I pounded the s**t out of it with a hammer while chanting that all the evil she had given to me should go back to her threefold. It made me feel so good to do this, symbolically, to a woman who had treated me so horribly, spread lies about me, etc.

A couple of months later her mother died.

That was not quite what I'd had in mind.

Be careful when you do this kind of stuff.
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Are you a dark magician?
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P-O-T-A-T-O
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I once put a curse on a sociopathic boss. I printed out a picture of her face, tied it to a black candle with black thread, wrapped it in a paper written with my curse and wound it round with blackberry vines. Then I pounded the s**t out of it with a hammer while chanting that all the evil she had given to me should go back to her threefold. It made me feel so good to do this, symbolically, to a woman who had treated me so horribly, spread lies about me, etc.

A couple of months later her mother died.

That was not quite what I'd had in mind.

Be careful when you do this kind of stuff.
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Are you a dark magician?
 Quoting: Star God


No, I am a witch and generally speaking, a "white" witch. I rarely ever curse and that was the only personal curse I ever performed. But this woman was a true sociopath and I figured that doing this was better than slashing her tires or writing BITCH on her lawn with bleach. In hindsight I'm not sure it was.
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To clear a room... call upon this guy.

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"Chaos exists as a pool of possibilities that order draws from and organizes according to creative desire. Some things get tossed down the memory hole only to reemerge later when the need arises. Neither chaos nor order holds a monopoly on creation and destruction, creative or destructive chaos exists as does creative and destructive order." - ME! Yeah, Bea :) snoocherdoodle@gmail.com
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No, I am a witch and generally speaking, a "white" witch. I rarely ever curse and that was the only personal curse I ever performed. But this woman was a true sociopath and I figured that doing this was better than slashing her tires or writing BITCH on her lawn with bleach. In hindsight I'm not sure it was.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21101178


If anything, wouldn't it be better for her to realize how she makes people feel? For her personality to change and gain some empathy? But I'm not sure if there are any spells that work like that.



I don't know of any 'spells', but I do recall when I was a child my mother had a dog that went missing. She was positive the ones responsible were some neighbor kids. So, all I can remember about it is that she put a candle outside on the front porch. I don't know if she done anything else (like saying some kind of phrase or some kind of prayer) but she said when the candle went out... I guess something bad was supposed to happen. eta: I don't recall, but somehow I feel like writing something on a paper might've been involved too.

At the time, I was sleeping on the couch in the living room. And that night I could see the flame flickering outside... It was scaring me (I was near the age of 5). My mother got the candle and put it away.

I'm not sure what that (spell) was called or what it was supposed to do. All this to get revenge on some kids that may or may not have done something to her pet.

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lol
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only few black magicians are in glp.
african, indians ,chinese have loads of spells.
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FFS
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If you know any spells that bring your money, fortune, happiness and women, please share them with us.
even if the dark magic spells or lights magic spells, you can share with us.
 Quoting: Star God


On a full moon put spring water in a bowl with a shiny silver coin. Hold the bowl to the moons light and chant 3 times
Money money come to me
I love you and you love me
Money money come so fast
All the things i want at last.
So mote it be.

Bury the coin in earth and sprinkle the water on the earth.
The next morning dig up the coin and carry with you for luck.

Love and light
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For money light a green candle ( on a thursday only ) sprinkle it with nutmeg here and there as it burns down. You must let the entire candle burn out.

Never cast on a person as it will come back to you and yours in a very negative way at some point down the track.
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You will need the following items for this spell:


Black 7 day candle

Water

saucer

paper

Fill your saucer slightly with some water. On a piece of paper write the things you most desire, (like love, money, a job..) Fold that up and put it on the saucer (yes, in the water) Now put your 7 day candle on top of the paper and light it. Each night before you go to sleep visualize your desires being obtained. On the seventh day, snuff out the candle and dispose of it by getting it away from your property. This spell can be customized by using different colored candles, pink or red for love, purple for spirituality, and so on. The black candle is used for "breaking through" those obstacles that are preventing you from your desires.
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Give Joboo a cigar and some rum then tell him what you desire..
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Give Joboo a cigar and some rum then tell him what you desire..
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*Jobu* Damn now I'm cursed..
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Abracadabra, hey they named Pokemon after it so it must be Good.stoner
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[link to www.spellsofmagic.com]

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Is it warm there ?
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Oh the black hole fountain pit , dunno how it works , just like a tree that gives of endless pits ?
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"Use of the powers of life and nature for the preparation of certain imagery. "
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or you could just get a job, go out and meet people, and stop doing shit that makes you unhappy.

and no Im not saying magick is fake. I do belive in it but it' s not the answer to all lifes problems.

as a wise friend pointed out "just because something can be done, does not mean it should be."
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Eh my fantasy is gone sometimes so .. Dunno now what.
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Ok, here is one:



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abra ka poop there ya go
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Love

[Legend] you can carry a black snake root (senicula) within a red bag to attract a lover.

Candle spell:

1. scratch your lovers initials into a heart-shaped candle.
2. dress it with love drawing oil and sprinkle with a love drawing powder (powder explained below)
3. As it burns, chant:
As this candle burns, so your heart burns with love for me
As this wax melts, so your heart melts with love for me
when this spell is complete, your heart belongs to me!


drawing powder: confectioner's sugar- please, leave in a container overnight in a full mooon with a crystal in the sugar



Timing in general,all things being equal, a friday coinciding with a new moon is considered the most auspicious time to perform love spells. fridays in general are the best days for love spells- this day is named in honor of freya, northern lady of love. It is also the day associated with other powerful spirits of love, Aphrodite and Oshun.

If you find your love spells are consistently not working, place a strand of your targets hair under a continuously dripping faucet to wear away any resistance.

Candle choices: yellow, orange,pink and red.

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