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How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?

 
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
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You have to start at the bottom, the blue lodge.
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01/27/2013 04:01 AM
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I think itd b nice to do this. Make me a kingpin in the perscription pill game with an elite power gto be immune to getting pulled over or my house raided.
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01/27/2013 04:10 AM
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Bro if u dont mind sucking alot of cock u already In!
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


You have to start at the bottom, the blue lodge.
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Yes the very bottom. Suck an old mans blue penis and lick his blue asshole and u r in!
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01/27/2013 04:12 AM
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Lol you have to be good at something first, even by Satan's standards.
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01/27/2013 04:37 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
i dont know if the drugs are a must, but take ketamine and will them into you, call to them, ask them what you want and that youre willing to let them inside of you. And its not the illuminati, tardo. Its just demons/entities in general. Be fucking careful because they require sacrifice of some sort and you may get yourself into something you dont want. I was to scared to actually go through with it when they actually presented themselves to me.
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01/28/2013 02:42 PM
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i wanna know too bump
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Please read again: this is not only bad tradeoff but at the end you will notice that you haven't gained anything material, in fact.
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Come on now...you know the side of light is losing the war.

Best to pick the winning side.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Light or rather Jesus has already won this war, He is just waiting for two things, the last lost person called into His Kingdom and the alloted time to run out for evil to fill up its cup of iniquity ( see Revelation)

Anyway, to enter into the power house that controls this world you would have to be bloodline related or invited - and if invited, to only be used as a useful pawn for the agenda and wasted when you fulfill your steps to solidify absolute power, money and evil for them that you do not know or will ever meet.
 Quoting: Ohwow!
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The reason this tread is probably big is because of the "sell."

Hapless morons...there's a reason preppers will be hunting you down.
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02/22/2013 09:57 AM
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Poor soul. Illuminati application forms is not available due to shortage.

Instead you could read the bible and get a better offer

banana2
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Poor soul. Illuminati application forms is not available due to shortage.

Instead you could read the bible and get a better offer

banana2
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Blind faith is blind faith.
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02/27/2013 02:58 AM
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Send me $250 for the first app if you seem deemed you will receive call for a meeting..
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02/27/2013 03:48 AM
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you are worthless, and have nothing to offer we don't already have. I notice here already on the cleaning list, you must have pissed someone off, glad I am not you!
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02/27/2013 04:32 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I am a direct descendant (great grandkid) of one of the founding fathers (proven by a geneologist in our family)...I can tell you there is something to the bloodline thing and psychic information / ability as well as creativity and skill, but even that won't make you famous necessarily. Some in both sides of my family are well-too-do, but most are middle class by today's standards. Much were, or are involved in the military, but don't necessarily support the current direction of the world...let me explain...

My intuition is that most direct descendants actually are not well known or 'powerful' in the corporal world, but are of a different spiritual caliber than many of the millionaires and celebrities that are household names. This is all tied to reincarnations as well. I believe the most cunning of all the 'illuminati' are not thought of as enlightened at all...it's what makes it a true secret. Our goals are purely psychic and reincarnational, influencing society on a grass roots level, and not all of us support the current agenda and worldstate.

I am letting you in on a big secret here...take it where you may.
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02/27/2013 04:46 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


The problem is that satan not only takes your soul away... he will pay with counterfeit money. So at the very end not only you will end without soul but in a poor house as well...
 Quoting: gaton


OP and others here seem eager to be one of the sheep

you get "rich" (atleast survive) by fighting it

so its the opposite of what asskissers thinks

if people let themselves be played like a fiddle like they are now, nature is cruel, you will not survive long term.. only people thats able to see the world for what it is will

if TPTB can play people like they do now, even if jesus, buddha or someone cast a spell on them so they got sent from this world to hell by magic, someone else would take their place and do the same thing later on

ive tried to talk to people about how the world works but i get ignored, so im pretty much pissed off at people.. if they arent even willing to listen to me atleast do some research and think and rather want to continue living in denial, then fuck them, theres no hope for them.. only when they wake up to reality

thats how i see it, and i think im right when i say thats how TPTB thinks aswell

at first i was like "damn NWO .. we have to fight these bastards.. we must win" until i realized us in this camp might actually be the type of persons TPTB have a minimum of respect for
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Poor soul. Illuminati application forms is not available due to shortage.

Instead you could read the bible and get a better offer

banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34230921


i got a shock last year, when everything ive read for years got confirmed, reading the newspapers here, cause i knew what to look for. This has all been a gigantic brainfuck ... ive havent quite been myself since autumn last year .. ive had to rethink my whole world view

we on this forum might be the illuminati
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


First you have to have something to offer other than desperation and a willingness to compromise yourself. Since you don't have anything to offer, and they already have you where they want you (begging for their membership), you can bet that IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

They don't like people who are BRAZENLY weak...
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stfu
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


First you have to have something to offer other than desperation and a willingness to compromise yourself. Since you don't have anything to offer, and they already have you where they want you (begging for their membership), you can bet that IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

They don't like people who are BRAZENLY weak...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


how to become an illuminati member:

- realize the monetary system and world we live in is one big hoax..then you are illuminated, because you know...

- prepare by getting out of debt, own precious metals, foods, something to defend your stash with and if your really lucky, a farm, because the hoax is about to end

thats it...

Catherine Austin Fitts said something last year that made me think about this regarding conspiracy theorists .. "you might end up some place entirely different than you thought"
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
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OP is beyond help
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lol

and what you have to offer back in change of richness, power and fame?
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AM ready to offer my soul because i have suffer so much please accupt my soul and make me rich
NAME: ALEX AWONGO
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03/18/2013 01:30 AM
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If op thinks he needs to surrender his soul and submit to mind control he already has and has nothing left of value.
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Send me $250 for the first app if you seem deemed you will receive call for a meeting..
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


For YOUR soul you'll get about $5.34 or £3.49...

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You will need to learn to desire the need to torture babies, rape them, and then suck the adrenal chrome from their brain stems after you decapitate them in front of a live brethren audience.
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Send me $250 for the first app if you seem deemed you will receive call for a meeting..
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


You just failed by being honest about it.