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How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?

 
jimd

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04/16/2013 08:59 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Really sucks when you auction your soul and nobody bids!
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05/11/2013 04:12 PM
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05/14/2013 09:20 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Easy choose a lifetime of wealth over an eternity of peace.
 Quoting: Vankar


I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Easy choose a lifetime of wealth over an eternity of peace.
 Quoting: Vankar
Anonymous Coward
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05/14/2013 09:24 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I wouldn't mind joining Illuminati either. Since we've got only one life, why not enjoy it to the fullest?
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05/18/2013 01:20 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


The problem is that satan not only takes your soul away... he will pay with counterfeit money. So at the very end not only you will end without soul but in a poor house as well...
 Quoting: gaton


The material world is far more appealing to me than the liberal & queer spiritual world.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


i just want seel and have money
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05/23/2013 05:09 PM
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want to become an illuminat
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06/28/2013 08:15 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Do you want to become an illuminate member if yes contact us by phone number +27843811931
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06/28/2013 08:19 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Are you stupid, OP?

You just have to look up your local scientology chapter.

Then...you have to belieeeeeeve.
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06/28/2013 08:35 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
have sex with a couple in front of a open window or a high balcony.
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07/04/2013 01:08 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Transforming yourself to become a member of the New World Order is likely to result in you deeply relating to the traditional Illuminati Symbolism that once seemed completely crazy to you. Consider the concept of a Triangle – it has forever been recognized as the strongest geometric shape. The concept of triangles and the Illuminati simply relates to having the unimportant masses beneath the enlightened few. Another simple way to explain the mindset of an Illuminati Member is to compare it to a tree in a rainforest, fighting to reach the light in the canopy and disregarding the trees beneath them that never quite had the drive to push beyond mediocre growth.

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07/18/2013 05:51 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
i wanna know too bump
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Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2013 06:03 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


The fact that you have to post this and ask means that you have NOTHING to offer them.

You might as well give it up right now.
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2013 06:06 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Good choice 666, the material world is certainly far superior.
 Quoting: Faust 21265820


Really?

Are you actually IN a physical world? Is that what you think this is?

You're a child crawling around in the dark.
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2013 06:07 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Really sucks when you auction your soul and nobody bids!
dead3
 Quoting: jimd


clappa

They have no reason to...he's already owned and doesn't realize it.
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2013 06:07 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


They don't want you. You're too stupid and your genetics are inferior in their eyes.
how to become illuminati???
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08/03/2013 03:26 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Please read again: this is not only bad tradeoff but at the end you will notice that you haven't gained anything material, in fact.
 Quoting: gaton
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08/03/2013 04:03 AM
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I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


lmao
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fireman2013

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08/03/2013 04:06 AM
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op= weak as piss
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08/03/2013 04:11 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Upgrade your account on this forum and you will automatically get contacted by them.
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08/03/2013 04:18 AM

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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I am a direct descendant (great grandkid) of one of the founding fathers (proven by a geneologist in our family)...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1271534


nuff said

try one OUTSIDE of your family
Anonymous Coward
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08/03/2013 04:24 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Material World = true freedom
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08/03/2013 04:03 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Easy choose a lifetime of wealth over an eternity of peace.
 Quoting: Vankar


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08/03/2013 04:05 PM

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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


The problem is that satan not only takes your soul away... he will pay with counterfeit money. So at the very end not only you will end without soul but in a poor house as well...
 Quoting: gaton


The material world is far more appealing to me than the liberal & queer spiritual world.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Rather it is the material word and its powers that are queer, open your eyes look about you.
wmMmw
darkade

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08/03/2013 04:13 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
You must have something to give first. They will come to you if you have something worth exploiting. Usually they go after talents or skills. You must subliminally transfix your fans into the message. They will never allow you to leave or allow you to stop doing what your doing unless you are ready to be defamed and often enough killed. If you don't have a talent, skill or something like it, they will not come to you. They only come for you if you have a certain ability that can be broadcast and pumped into a large group.

Asking and begging will never get them to come to you, you have to be on a path of greatness before they get to you.
H W S A X R E P O D L A
Anonymous Coward
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08/04/2013 12:14 PM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


Not sure if trolling or retarded.
Rahat
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08/13/2013 06:50 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Send me $250 for the first app if you seem deemed you will receive call for a meeting..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9503710


how to get member ship in illminati ?
+924572504395
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2013 07:17 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
Rich AND powerful? how does that work then?

From a certain POV it's an oxymoron.

Being rich puts you in a controlling position, it puts you in a driving seat where you are allowed to drive where your richer control masters let you.
So well done rich guy, you're in the driving seat of a car that is going over a cliff into oblivion......so how is that powerful?...... when those that aren't going that way are about to EVOLVE/ ascend to the next level of existence/ consciousness, rich man...eye of needle....remember that shit?

Suckerz!!!! lmao

FREEDOM mmmmm, sun sun of bliss shine light inside, blessed are those that REBEL, they stand to inherit the GALAXY ohyeah


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08/18/2013 05:52 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I'm prepared to surrender myself for trauma based mind-controlling brainwashing if thats required.
 Quoting: 666 22628284


like eating dead babies do you ?
We will pass through the Seven Years or serve God's Will as martyrs.
Anonymous Coward
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08/31/2013 05:50 AM
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Re: How do I sell my soul to the Illuminati and become rich, powerful and famous?
I can rap & im so afraid of not making it in this industry
bemy
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08/31/2013 06:19 AM
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I can rap & im so afraid of not making it in this industry!

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