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All Comedians Out There - THANKS! Living Longer Because of YOU

 
Sloane

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Most of us know about the healthy chemicals released in our bodies when we laugh. But laughing makes us better in every way.

"In addition to physical health benefits, laughing offers several psychological health benefits. It boosts self-confidence and gives mental strength to cope with conflicts and challenges in life. It also helps us come out of anxiety and depression. It improves out mental health and makes us forget all the tensions in our daily busy lives.

Laughing enhances our ability to connect with others. It also causes a number of behavioral changes. It makes us energized and increases our interest in daily activities.

Laughing also offers many social benefits. A person with a smiling face is always popular amongst a group. It lessens the distance between two individuals and brings them together. It increases healthy communication with others.

Laughter positively affects many aspects of your life, including your health, well-being and energy, leading to a healthy, quality life. So always smile, it improves your face value too".

For more on the benefits:

[link to www.buzzle.com]

Thanks to all the GLP comedians around here!

:LuvIt2:

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gaton

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Would like to thank you too :)

For all the laughs, all the smiles...

...and all the kittenshf


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Sloane (OP)

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Would like to thank you too :)

For all the laughs, all the smiles...

...and all the kittenshf


 Quoting: gaton


So nice!

:BabyMonkey:
Sloane (OP)

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Laughter therapy - like the sound of that. So much better than shrinks and meds.

"Laughter makes it easier for us to cope with different challenges in life. It improves and strengthens our immune system and helps prevent a number of diseases. Laughter therapy can be used to cure several diseases such as hypertension, ulcers, arthritis, stroke, diabetes and even heart diseases."
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Haven't ever been feeling this 'awww' when seeing even the cutest monkey. But kittehs... AWWW
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some of the "side effects" I knew others I didn't.

thanks OP for the reminder to smile and laugh ...... not always an easy thing to do on this web site lol
Sloane (OP)

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The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed. ~Nicolas Chamfort, translated from French
Sloane (OP)

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some of the "side effects" I knew others I didn't.

thanks OP for the reminder to smile and laugh ...... not always an easy thing to do on this web site lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22093028



But the crazy thing is that GLP is full of incredible comedians! Best comebacks I've ever heard.

This smiley fits many of them:

laugh
Sloane (OP)

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Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations. ~Ron Dentinger
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For a load of spooky humour (love the 'silence is golden' part):



Last Edited by gaton on 08/26/2012 11:48 AM
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love the 'silence is golden' part haha me too. And the music intro - what a blast from the past.
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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ~Frank A. Clark

:Fleurs:
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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ~Frank A. Clark

:Fleurs:
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Here you go for even more laughshf
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More evidence that smiling/laughing promotes long life:

"Facial expressions are a barometer of the emotions , and like emotions, they vary in form and intensity. “Duchenne smilers”, who engage muscles both near the corners of the mouth and around the eyes, are known as genuine smilers. Ernest L. Abel , from Wayne State University (Michigan, USA), and colleagues, link smile intensity to longevity".


[link to www.worldhealth.net]
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Cottage Cheese and its more sinister side...

Sloane (OP)

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Cottage Cheese and its more sinister side...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684



So Silly! I especially liked the VOODOO! LOL thanks for post. hf
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Cottage Cheese and its more sinister side...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684



So Silly! I especially liked the VOODOO! LOL thanks for post. hf
 Quoting: Sloane


No worries, glad you liked, those two are comedy heroes to me, theres some wonderful carefully crafted comedy out there, but sometimes just plain old silliness hits the spot.

cruise

coffeecup

hf
Sloane (OP)

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So . . . did you have a good laugh today?


LaughterBestMedi
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Cake or Death!!!

[link to www.youtube.com]
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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You're welcome.
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We all breathe the same air.
.-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-..
(love/all)
Sloane (OP)

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Cake or Death!!!

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze



You are a nice guy Blaze :)
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Cake or Death!!!

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze



You are a nice guy Blaze :)
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Only enough to keep me balanced. ;)
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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This is my all time favorite...

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The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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Hey Sloane,

One morning on my trek to work from the parking garage I just felt like smiling, so I did. For four city blocks, I just smiled at every single person on the sidewalk and in cars in the street. Before long, I noticed more and more people smiling when usually people walk head down trying just to get where they are going.

It was the coolest thing. I got to my building and continued projecting my most beautiful smile without looking directly at anyone and everyone waiting with me for the elevator started smiling too. By the time I got to the office, I was trying to see whether I had anything to do with everyone smiling. So, I looked around at my co-workers (who weren't paying attention to me) and realized most of them were laughing and joking with each other.

It was amazing to see. Even if projecting my smile onto the world had no real effect on anyone else, it made me happy to think it did.
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Hey Sloane,

One morning on my trek to work from the parking garage I just felt like smiling, so I did. For four city blocks, I just smiled at every single person on the sidewalk and in cars in the street. Before long, I noticed more and more people smiling when usually people walk head down trying just to get where they are going.

It was the coolest thing. I got to my building and continued projecting my most beautiful smile without looking directly at anyone and everyone waiting with me for the elevator started smiling too. By the time I got to the office, I was trying to see whether I had anything to do with everyone smiling. So, I looked around at my co-workers (who weren't paying attention to me) and realized most of them were laughing and joking with each other.

It was amazing to see. Even if projecting my smile onto the world had no real effect on anyone else, it made me happy to think it did.
 Quoting: Hopeless


bump
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I always try to inject comedy into everything. Laughter heals, and the more we can laugh at our problems the quicker we can cool our heads and deal with them better.
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Hey Sloane,

One morning on my trek to work from the parking garage I just felt like smiling, so I did. For four city blocks, I just smiled at every single person on the sidewalk and in cars in the street. Before long, I noticed more and more people smiling when usually people walk head down trying just to get where they are going.

It was the coolest thing. I got to my building and continued projecting my most beautiful smile without looking directly at anyone and everyone waiting with me for the elevator started smiling too. By the time I got to the office, I was trying to see whether I had anything to do with everyone smiling. So, I looked around at my co-workers (who weren't paying attention to me) and realized most of them were laughing and joking with each other.

It was amazing to see. Even if projecting my smile onto the world had no real effect on anyone else, it made me happy to think it did.
 Quoting: Hopeless



Hopeless! What a nice story and thanks for bumping this thread from last year, haha! I've never been much of an OP.

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:born gracie:
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:born gracie:
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Evil, twisted people laugh too.
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Evil, twisted people laugh too.
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Well maybe that's a good thing - maybe they are less evil in those moments ;)


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