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Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors

 
Nano Bunny
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Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Reports are coming out that a lion has escaped from Colchester zoo and is running around the local area. All local residents have been told to stay in their homes.

Armed police and police helicopters are on alert.
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I hope you're not lion about this. Heh.
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
I hope you're not lion about this. Heh.
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Didn't something like this happen last year and it turned out to be a kids cuddly toy?

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[link to www.bbc.co.uk]
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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08/26/2012 05:32 PM
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Found it...

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hiding
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Spotted in a field.

Wait, Essex has fields??

wtf
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08/26/2012 05:37 PM
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OMG, we're all gunna die...

ahhh
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It is dark now so unless the police have night vision (which I doubt) then the lion has the advantage. The local area is quite rural and open so they may not find it leaving residents with a decision on whether to go out tomorrow.
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It is dark now so unless the police have night vision (which I doubt) then the lion has the advantage. The local area is quite rural and open so they may not find it leaving residents with a decision on whether to go out tomorrow.
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Helichopters will have thermal imaging cameras. They'll find it, and taser the magnificent beast. To death.
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The Lion invasion has begun. DOOM ON!
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08/26/2012 05:42 PM
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In the jungle, the concrete jungle...
the lion sleeps tonight...
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In the jungle, the concrete jungle...
the lion [strike]sleeps[/strike] eats tonight...
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Bah, that didn't work like I wanted. Pfffft!
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I think maybe they meant a Lion Bar. Some kid probly dropped a Lion bar on the floor and somebody with an over active imagination spotted it and called the bizzies.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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08/26/2012 05:46 PM
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Sky news reporting that all lions at Colechester zoo have been accounted for and no idea where the lion came from.
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08/26/2012 05:48 PM
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Sky news reporting that all lions at Colechester zoo have been accounted for and no idea where the lion came from.
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Huh, well, this story just got more interesting. Mystery lion!
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08/26/2012 05:50 PM
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They got it...



Phew, the UK can sleep safe tonight!
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rumble
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It is dark now so unless the police have night vision (which I doubt) then the lion has the advantage. The local area is quite rural and open so they may not find it leaving residents with a decision on whether to go out tomorrow.
 Quoting: Nano Bunny


They have very little chance of finding it now.
These cats if they can get into the countryside are very elusive, not as much as jaguars or leopards but still very hard to find.
Certainly they wont find it easy to distinquish from cats, dogs, cattle, deer, using thermal imaging.
Heh.

Hopefully it will live peacfully taking down sheep and cattle as food. But because its used to humans it might not aviod them.
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It is dark now so unless the police have night vision (which I doubt) then the lion has the advantage. The local area is quite rural and open so they may not find it leaving residents with a decision on whether to go out tomorrow.
 Quoting: Nano Bunny


They have very little chance of finding it now.
These cats if they can get into the countryside are very elusive, not as much as jaguars or leopards but still very hard to find.
Certainly they wont find it easy to distinquish from cats, dogs, cattle, deer, using thermal imaging.
Heh.

Hopefully it will live peacfully taking down sheep and cattle as food. But because its used to humans it might not aviod them.
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It would be nice if it could single-handedly put paid to that bullshit TOWIE crap. Rwwaar!
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What's got big cats in zoos all worked up lately?

Thread: Germany: Tiger escapes White Man's zoo and kills zookeeper!
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08/26/2012 06:20 PM
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What's got big cats in zoos all worked up lately?

Thread: Germany: Tiger escapes White Man's zoo and kills zookeeper!
 Quoting: Biochemky


Maybe they know Niboogaloo is coming, and are trying to make a break to get to their bunkers.

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08/26/2012 06:21 PM

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omg, just cn this on bbc....wtf
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
What's got big cats in zoos all worked up lately?

Thread: Germany: Tiger escapes White Man's zoo and kills zookeeper!
 Quoting: Biochemky


Must be a copy-cat.

But I guess the crop circle hoaxers aren't enjoying the Bank Holiday weather so had to hoax something else.

Besides which, there are big cat sightings all over the country, what makes this so special?
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It's prolly after the zebra crossingtomato
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08/26/2012 06:27 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Guy on bbc news heard a loud rawwr lol out back.

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