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Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/26/2012 06:28 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
What's got big cats in zoos all worked up lately?

Thread: Germany: Tiger escapes White Man's zoo and kills zookeeper!
 Quoting: Biochemky


Maybe they know Niboogaloo is coming, and are trying to make a break to get to their bunkers.

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


Dogs in Portugal have killed 3 persons last week....

Maybe animals are going nuts~?
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08/26/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Reports of loud "ROAR" coming in to BBC. What a joke.
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08/26/2012 06:31 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
I'll be amazed if its anything other than juvenile or even adult hijinks.


Cuddly toy + bunch of yobs shouting Rawwwr! = nationwide panic
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08/26/2012 06:31 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Seen nothing here and been out and about all day around Colchester.....
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08/26/2012 06:31 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Plenty of cougar's on the loose in Essex so they say.
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08/26/2012 06:33 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Seen nothing here and been out and about all day around Colchester.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17032261


So you didn't see it in the groceries aisle of your local Tesco then???
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08/26/2012 06:34 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs.

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08/26/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs.

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


/agree, it was my first thought :D
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08/26/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs.

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


/agree, it was my first thought :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


Then, it could hop on a Virgin train going oop north, and track down and kill all those ghastly "Geordie Shore" wankers, too.

scream

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08/26/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Plenty of cougar's on the loose in Essex so they say.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22648060


chuckle boom tish.....
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08/26/2012 06:38 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
I remember the hippo on the loose in benfleet, essex in 2001
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08/26/2012 06:39 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs.

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


/agree, it was my first thought :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


Then, it could hop on a Virgin train going oop north, and track down and kill all those ghastly "Geordie Shore" wankers, too.

scream

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


Yeah honestly I don't know what half this shit is nowadays, and why people worship these celebrity twats, I don't want to either. Old school and proud!
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08/26/2012 06:40 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
I remember the hippo on the loose in benfleet, essex in 2001
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22649860


And what about the herd of giraffes in Chipping Sodbury!

hiding
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08/26/2012 06:56 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Unlikely phrase of the day: "Police are urging anyone who sees a lion to call 999."

It Reminds Me Of The Time A Deranged Monkey Got Loose In Port Talbot And Caused A Bit Of A Kerfuffel...

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08/26/2012 06:58 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Apparently there are 12 lions kept as private pets in the UK. Looks like someone has some explaining to do.
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08/26/2012 06:59 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Wtf are they doing with their Zoo animals man? Can they not build fences or something?
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08/26/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
hope he savages the entire cast of TOWIE
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08/26/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester.
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08/26/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


and clawed amy child's vagazzle

cruise
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08/26/2012 07:05 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
hope he savages the entire cast of TOWIE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22648559


Third person to state so in 2 pages, let us make a wish!!!
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08/26/2012 07:12 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621

A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester.....
He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....''

The barman says, "Why the big paws?"


banana2banana2banana2
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08/26/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621

A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester.....
He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....''

The barman says, "Why the big paws?"


banana2banana2banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22622569


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08/26/2012 07:17 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
shit!!!!!!!!

where's Tracy???

seriously!

Tracy!

is she safe?

damned
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08/26/2012 07:17 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621

A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester.....
He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....''

The barman says, "Why the big paws?"


banana2banana2banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22622569


rofl
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08/26/2012 07:19 PM

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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Spotted in a field.

Wait, Essex has fields??

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


[link to www.wildessex.net]

Yes loads of them, Only a small corner of Essex is in London.
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08/26/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
shit!!!!!!!!

where's Tracy???

seriously!

Tracy!

is she safe?

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Yeah she's having a shag with Daz and Shaz in his Ford Escort.
Anonymous Coward
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08/26/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Spotted in a field.

Wait, Essex has fields??

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


[link to www.wildessex.net]

Yes loads of them, Only a small corner of Essex is in London.
 Quoting: alexisj9


we need that tsunami now, to drown the lion, and save us all!
alexisj9

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08/26/2012 07:20 PM

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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It is dark now so unless the police have night vision (which I doubt) then the lion has the advantage. The local area is quite rural and open so they may not find it leaving residents with a decision on whether to go out tomorrow.
 Quoting: Nano Bunny


Helichopters will have thermal imaging cameras. They'll find it, and taser the magnificent beast. To death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


I would hope they will use sleeping darts and take it back, I hope they don't find them selves in the position of having to kill it.
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08/26/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
shit!!!!!!!!

where's Tracy???

seriously!

Tracy!

is she safe?

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Yeah she's having a shag with Daz and Shaz in his Ford Escort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


phew, thank fuck for that!

hang on! Daz and Shaz! NOOOOO!

someone save them!
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08/26/2012 07:21 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621

A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester.....
He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....''

The barman says, "Why the big paws?"


banana2banana2banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22622569


lol

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