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Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors

 
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Lion is on the move...
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It is dark now so unless the police have night vision (which I doubt) then the lion has the advantage. The local area is quite rural and open so they may not find it leaving residents with a decision on whether to go out tomorrow.
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Helichopters will have thermal imaging cameras. They'll find it, and taser the magnificent beast. To death.
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I would hope they will use sleeping darts and take it back, I hope they don't find them selves in the position of having to kill it.
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can't they just give it a plastic ball impregnated with catnip?
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Apparently there are 12 lions kept as private pets in the UK. Looks like someone has some explaining to do.
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circus my freind...
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08/26/2012 07:23 PM
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Spotted in a field.

Wait, Essex has fields??

wtf
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Yes loads of them, Only a small corner of Essex is in London.
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Essex is actually a really nice part of England.

Except for all the chavs and TOWIE-types, of course.

It's where successful London criminals go, to retire.

cruise
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It's prolly after the zebra crossingtomato
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lol
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Reports of loud "ROAR" coming in to BBC. What a joke.
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exactly!

bbc

it's not going to happen for at least 10 minutes!
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Spotted in a field.

Wait, Essex has fields??

wtf
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[link to www.wildessex.net]

Yes loads of them, Only a small corner of Essex is in London.
 Quoting: alexisj9


Essex is actually a really nice part of England.

Except for all the chavs and TOWIE-types, of course.

It's where successful London criminals go, to retire.

cruise
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Wait are you sure you are not getting confused with Costa del Sol??

5a
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Spotted in a field.

Wait, Essex has fields??

wtf
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[link to www.wildessex.net]

Yes loads of them, Only a small corner of Essex is in London.
 Quoting: alexisj9


Essex is actually a really nice part of England.

Except for all the chavs and TOWIE-types, of course.

It's where successful London criminals go, to retire.

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


Wait are you sure you are not getting confused with Costa del Sol??

5a
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Pretty much interchangeable, innit?

1rof1
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08/26/2012 07:26 PM
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shataaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp
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08/26/2012 07:26 PM
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shataaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp
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yeah but no but yeah but no but
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08/26/2012 07:27 PM
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Lion loose in Essex!

Is this comedy!?

I hope they don't shoot to kill when they find the amazing Beast.
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08/26/2012 07:28 PM
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Apparently there are 12 lions kept as private pets in the UK. Looks like someone has some explaining to do.
 Quoting: Nano Bunny

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
circus my freind...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20090202


Damn, so it might be trained in acrobatics and ninjitsu, etc. Male lions are normally the docile, lazy ones but this one lives a life of action and knows how to get itself pumped up.


I read that a report that a dad has planned to take his kids fishing in the local area tomorrow but is still undecided on whether to go. If it is not caught then it has to be a no otherwise he is asking for this whole story to turn into movie material.
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Lion loose in Essex!

Is this comedy!?

I hope they don't shoot to kill when they find the amazing Beast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14589973


it's either comedy, or a story about a lion with suspect morals involved in a bestiality thing with a famous 70s singer
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08/26/2012 07:32 PM
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Reports of loud "ROAR" coming in to BBC. What a joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11326620


exactly!

bbc

it's not going to happen for at least 10 minutes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].
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Reports of loud "ROAR" coming in to BBC. What a joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11326620


exactly!

bbc

it's not going to happen for at least 10 minutes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].
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lmao

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08/26/2012 07:34 PM
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come on guys, this is serious

serious faces on now!

behave!
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Reports of loud "ROAR" coming in to BBC. What a joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11326620


exactly!

bbc

it's not going to happen for at least 10 minutes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].
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lmao

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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
The genius of Chris Morris
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pin this shit man lion doomahhh
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08/26/2012 07:38 PM
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The vast majority of people from essex hate those cunts from that shit tv programme also
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I can't believe the Reporter actually said 'are you sure you have'nt mistaken it for a Fox?'

Wtf!?



Are you in the area? Have you seen any unexpected animals in the area? Please get in touch but without putting yourself in any danger

Send your pictures and videos to yourpics@bbc.co.uk or text them to 61124 (UK) or +44 7624 800 100 (International)

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

1rof1
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is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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The vast majority of people from essex hate those cunts from that shit tv programme also
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true
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exactly!

bbc

it's not going to happen for at least 10 minutes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


lmao

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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
The genius of Chris Morris
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two words

BOMB DOGS!

rofl

first time I saw that, I thought I was gonna die laughing!

and then it came TRUE!!

1rof1

remember the fuss about muzzies maybe using dogs to carry out bomb attacks? funny as FUCK!
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The vast majority of people from essex hate those cunts from that shit tv programme also
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That's good to know.

I would hope the same is true in the North-East of England, with those cunts and tossers of "Geordie Shore".

pennywise
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22643511


I can't believe the Reporter actually said 'are you sure you have'nt mistaken it for a Fox?'

Wtf!?



Are you in the area? Have you seen any unexpected animals in the area? Please get in touch but without putting yourself in any danger

Send your pictures and videos to yourpics@bbc.co.uk or text them to 61124 (UK) or +44 7624 800 100 (International)

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

1rof1
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Yeah that was quite funny.

It will be even funnier though if it turns out to be a cuddly toy like last time we had something like this.
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The vast majority of people from essex hate those cunts from that shit tv programme also
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That's good to know.

I would hope the same is true in the North-East of England, with those cunts and tossers of "Geordie Shore".

pennywise
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or indeed any of the stereotypical shit they put on, fictional or otherwise, all over the country!
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Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


lmao

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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
The genius of Chris Morris
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


two words

BOMB DOGS!

rofl

first time I saw that, I thought I was gonna die laughing!

and then it came TRUE!!

1rof1

remember the fuss about muzzies maybe using dogs to carry out bomb attacks? funny as FUCK!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Just to be a bit pedantic here, the Germans, and maybe Russians, actually did use trained canines with bombs attached to them as tank-killing weapons.

Sorry.
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The vast majority of people from essex hate those cunts from that shit tv programme also
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9604353


That's good to know.

I would hope the same is true in the North-East of England, with those cunts and tossers of "Geordie Shore".

pennywise
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or indeed any of the stereotypical shit they put on, fictional or otherwise, all over the country!
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Agreed!

drevil
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Also,how do they not know where the Animal escaped from yet!?

'Police said all the animals at Colchester Zoo had been accounted for.

Asked about the possibility of the lion having escaped from a travelling circus, an Essex police spokeswoman said: "We are investigating where it may have came from but it is fairly safe to say that it did not escape from Colchester Zoo."

Nevermind,I was hoping for a real Life '12 Monkeys'.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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shud have had a lion let loose on dale farm to munch sum gippos
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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.