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It's a sign . . .
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lmao

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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
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two words

BOMB DOGS!

rofl

first time I saw that, I thought I was gonna die laughing!

and then it came TRUE!!

1rof1

remember the fuss about muzzies maybe using dogs to carry out bomb attacks? funny as FUCK!
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Just to be a bit pedantic here, the Germans, and maybe Russians, actually did use trained canines with bombs attached to them as tank-killing weapons.

Sorry.
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thats ok. it was a bit, but we forgive you. don't have hurt feelings though, laugh your bollocks off at this..

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It's a sign . . .
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a white line sniffed the fucker all at once it blew my fucking mind
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lmao

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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
The genius of Chris Morris
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two words

BOMB DOGS!

rofl

first time I saw that, I thought I was gonna die laughing!

and then it came TRUE!!

1rof1

remember the fuss about muzzies maybe using dogs to carry out bomb attacks? funny as FUCK!
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Just to be a bit pedantic here, the Germans, and maybe Russians, actually did use trained canines with bombs attached to them as tank-killing weapons.

Sorry.
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Don't forget the US 'Military Dolphin' [link to en.wikipedia.org]

: )
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].
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lmao

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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
The genius of Chris Morris
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


two words

BOMB DOGS!

rofl

first time I saw that, I thought I was gonna die laughing!

and then it came TRUE!!

1rof1

remember the fuss about muzzies maybe using dogs to carry out bomb attacks? funny as FUCK!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


...


Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].
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lmao

thumbs
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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
The genius of Chris Morris
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


two words

BOMB DOGS!

rofl

first time I saw that, I thought I was gonna die laughing!

and then it came TRUE!!

1rof1

remember the fuss about muzzies maybe using dogs to carry out bomb attacks? funny as FUCK!
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Yep utter brilliance! Him and Armando are pure class, not forgetting Coogie and the others.
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It's a sign . . .
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[link to 0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com]
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Lion loose in Essex!

Is this comedy!?

I hope they don't shoot to kill when they find the amazing Beast.
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it's either comedy, or a story about a lion with suspect morals involved in a bestiality thing with a famous 70s singer
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Every Clouds Got A Silver....Paws...Lighning...!!!


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08/26/2012 07:48 PM
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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
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That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

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08/26/2012 07:49 PM

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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


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The thing that hath been,
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and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Of all the places for it to be loose lol

People something really sinister is at work

Ever heard of the St. Osyth Witches??? Ursala "Kempe"??

[link to www.witchtrials.co.uk]

With the death of Neil Armstrong, the humiliation of Lance Armstrong and being stripped of his title, shootings of citizens by Police in NY in an almost criminal manner, the Batman shootings, Wisconsin shootings, Olympics ritual and fear mongering in the lead up to the event

And what's with Prince Harry and Murdoch?

I also noticed that millionaire Libyan oil executive Carole Waugh (who was found murdered) looks eerily like Rebekah Brooks

[link to i3.mirror.co.uk]

It's the hair that strikes me

The Joker

King David, the red headed "Lion of Judah"

Harry is a red head

Something wicked this way comes...

damned
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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22242881


That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
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We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...

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08/26/2012 07:57 PM
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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


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lol
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08/26/2012 07:58 PM
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Of all the places for it to be loose lol

People something really sinister is at work

Ever heard of the St. Osyth Witches??? Ursala "Kempe"??

[link to www.witchtrials.co.uk]

With the death of Neil Armstrong, the humiliation of Lance Armstrong and being stripped of his title, shootings of citizens by Police in NY in an almost criminal manner, the Batman shootings, Wisconsin shootings, Olympics ritual and fear mongering in the lead up to the event

And what's with Prince Harry and Murdoch?

I also noticed that millionaire Libyan oil executive Carole Waugh (who was found murdered) looks eerily like Rebekah Brooks

[link to i3.mirror.co.uk]

It's the hair that strikes me

The Joker

King David, the red headed "Lion of Judah"

Harry is a red head

Something wicked this way comes...

damned
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there's definitely some very weird shit happening, I agree
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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
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That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


John Shuttleworth, FTW!

cruise
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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


[link to www.youtube.com]
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lol
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )

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The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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08/26/2012 08:02 PM
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Anyone else from Essex?

Hope they dont kill lion but Essex is a pretty cool place to live in rockon
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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


[link to www.youtube.com]
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lol
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
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reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
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More eyes for potential Essex Piebump

I bet a Chinese Man gets this before the Cops do.
The thing that hath been,
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and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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there's definitely some very weird shit happening, I agree
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5a

Seriously though

You know that it was once said that the blood of a red-haired man is neccesary to turn copper into gold

That's ominous, this all reeks, badly
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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22242881


That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


John Shuttleworth, FTW!

cruise
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Oooph!
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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


[link to www.youtube.com]
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lol
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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lol
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Thread: Female zoo keeper, 43, killed by tiger when it escaped from enclosure after gate wasn't closed properly
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That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


John Shuttleworth, FTW!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621



Oooph!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


Another Shuttleworth classic that is quite relevant to this thread...



Catch the fox, woah woah!
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
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reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Thread: Female zoo keeper, 43, killed by tiger when it escaped from enclosure after gate wasn't closed properly
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Not a nice thing to happen but Zoo's..meh.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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bump
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pin please!
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I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
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Or bears

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Thread: Female zoo keeper, 43, killed by tiger when it escaped from enclosure after gate wasn't closed properly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Not a nice thing to happen but Zoo's..meh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


+1

Zoos suck.

Animals should be left alone in their wild habitats.
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Remarkable...

The lion is believed to have escaped from a nearby circus run by Martin Lacey, pictured with one of the lions from the show. Rich Baker, 39, was walking with his two boys, aged 9 and 11. He said: 'A man started running towards us yelling "It's a ******* lion!" He looked so panicked you knew it was not a joke.
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Mysterious is all i can say lol

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