Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors

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Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22399618 Portugal 08/26/2012 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors What's got big cats in zoos all worked up lately? Thread: Germany: Tiger escapes White Man's zoo and kills zookeeper! Quoting: Biochemky Maybe they know Niboogaloo is coming, and are trying to make a break to get to their bunkers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684 Dogs in Portugal have killed 3 persons last week.... Maybe animals are going nuts~?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11326620 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Reports of loud "ROAR" coming in to BBC. What a joke.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors I'll be amazed if its anything other than juvenile or even adult hijinks. Cuddly toy + bunch of yobs shouting Rawwwr! = nationwide panic
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17032261 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Seen nothing here and been out and about all day around Colchester.....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22648060 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Plenty of cougar's on the loose in Essex so they say.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Seen nothing here and been out and about all day around Colchester..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17032261 So you didn't see it in the groceries aisle of your local Tesco then???
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8324621 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 /agree, it was my first thought :D
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8324621 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 /agree, it was my first thought :D Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684 Then, it could hop on a Virgin train going oop north, and track down and kill all those ghastly "Geordie Shore" wankers, too.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22631464 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Plenty of cougar's on the loose in Essex so they say. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22648060 boom tish.....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22649860 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors I remember the hippo on the loose in benfleet, essex in 2001

Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors With a bit of luck, it will track down and kill all those ghastly TOWIE chavs. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 /agree, it was my first thought :D Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684 Then, it could hop on a Virgin train going oop north, and track down and kill all those ghastly "Geordie Shore" wankers, too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 Yeah honestly I don't know what half this shit is nowadays, and why people worship these celebrity twats, I don't want to either. Old school and proud!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors I remember the hippo on the loose in benfleet, essex in 2001 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22649860 And what about the herd of giraffes in Chipping Sodbury!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22622569 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Unlikely phrase of the day: "Police are urging anyone who sees a lion to call 999." It Reminds Me Of The Time A Deranged Monkey Got Loose In Port Talbot And Caused A Bit Of A Kerfuffel...
Nano Bunny (OP) User ID: 11273361 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Apparently there are 12 lions kept as private pets in the UK. Looks like someone has some explaining to do.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21662845 Australia 08/26/2012 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Wtf are they doing with their Zoo animals man? Can they not build fences or something?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 22648559 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors hope he savages the entire cast of TOWIE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8324621 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22648559 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 and clawed amy child's vagazzle
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors hope he savages the entire cast of TOWIE Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22648559 Third person to state so in 2 pages, let us make a wish!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22622569 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester..... He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....'' The barman says, "Why the big paws?"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester..... He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....'' The barman says, "Why the big paws?" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22622569
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22580089 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors shit!!!!!!!! where's Tracy??? seriously! Tracy! is she safe?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22580089 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester..... He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....'' The barman says, "Why the big paws?" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22622569
alexisj9 User ID: 1376880 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Spotted in a field. Wait, Essex has fields?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684 [link to www.wildessex.net] Yes loads of them, Only a small corner of Essex is in London.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20899684 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors shit!!!!!!!! where's Tracy??? seriously! Tracy! is she safe? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089 Yeah she's having a shag with Daz and Shaz in his Ford Escort.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22580089 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors Spotted in a field. Wait, Essex has fields?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684 [link to www.wildessex.net] Yes loads of them, Only a small corner of Essex is in London. Quoting: alexisj9 we need that tsunami now, to drown the lion, and save us all!
alexisj9 User ID: 1376880 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors It is dark now so unless the police have night vision (which I doubt) then the lion has the advantage. The local area is quite rural and open so they may not find it leaving residents with a decision on whether to go out tomorrow. Quoting: Nano Bunny Helichopters will have thermal imaging cameras. They'll find it, and taser the magnificent beast. To death. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684 I would hope they will use sleeping darts and take it back, I hope they don't find them selves in the position of having to kill it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22580089 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors shit!!!!!!!! where's Tracy??? seriously! Tracy! is she safe? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089 Yeah she's having a shag with Daz and Shaz in his Ford Escort. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684 phew, thank fuck for that! hang on! Daz and Shaz! NOOOOO! someone save them!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8324621 United Kingdom 08/26/2012 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors It would be great if this lion went into a typical pub in Colchester. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621 A lion walks into a typical pub in Colchester..... He walks up to the barman and says, "I'll have a..... I'll have a.....'' The barman says, "Why the big paws?" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22622569
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