Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors

Lion is on the move...

can't they just give it a plastic ball impregnated with catnip?

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circus my freind...

Essex is actually a really nice part of England.

Except for all the chavs and TOWIE-types, of course.

It's where successful London criminals go, to retire.

lol

exactly!

bbc

it's not going to happen for at least 10 minutes!

Wait are you sure you are not getting confused with Costa del Sol??

Pretty much interchangeable, innit?

shataaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp

yeah but no but yeah but no but

Lion loose in Essex!

Is this comedy!?

I hope they don't shoot to kill when they find the amazing Beast.

Damn, so it might be trained in acrobatics and ninjitsu, etc. Male lions are normally the docile, lazy ones but this one lives a life of action and knows how to get itself pumped up.


I read that a report that a dad has planned to take his kids fishing in the local area tomorrow but is still undecided on whether to go. If it is not caught then it has to be a no otherwise he is asking for this whole story to turn into movie material.

it's either comedy, or a story about a lion with suspect morals involved in a bestiality thing with a famous 70s singer

Would be great if some reporter was on the scene doing a live link...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'Arrrrghhhh, get off my fucking leg ya bastard thing!'

OR...

Fiona Bruce: 'And we go over live to our reporter on the scene, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, where the lion was recently spotted, Peter any sign of the lion yet?'

Peter: 'No we've been here for a couple of hours now, waiting patiently for a glimpse of this reported feline, and nothing whatsoever, back to you Fiona' [lion nonchalently sat behind Peter looking into camera].

come on guys, this is serious

serious faces on now!

behave!

Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
The genius of Chris Morris

pin this shit man lion doom

The vast majority of people from essex hate those cunts from that shit tv programme also

I can't believe the Reporter actually said 'are you sure you have'nt mistaken it for a Fox?'

Wtf!?



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true

That's good to know.

I would hope the same is true in the North-East of England, with those cunts and tossers of "Geordie Shore".

Yeah that was quite funny.

It will be even funnier though if it turns out to be a cuddly toy like last time we had something like this.

or indeed any of the stereotypical shit they put on, fictional or otherwise, all over the country!

Agreed!

Also,how do they not know where the Animal escaped from yet!?

'Police said all the animals at Colchester Zoo had been accounted for.

Asked about the possibility of the lion having escaped from a travelling circus, an Essex police spokeswoman said: "We are investigating where it may have came from but it is fairly safe to say that it did not escape from Colchester Zoo."

Nevermind,I was hoping for a real Life '12 Monkeys'.

shud have had a lion let loose on dale farm to munch sum gippos

Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.

It's a sign . . .

a white line sniffed the fucker all at once it blew my fucking mind