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It's a sign . . .
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Lion loose in Essex!

Is this comedy!?

I hope they don't shoot to kill when they find the amazing Beast.
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it's either comedy, or a story about a lion with suspect morals involved in a bestiality thing with a famous 70s singer
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Every Clouds Got A Silver....Paws...Lighning...!!!


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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
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That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


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Of all the places for it to be loose lol

People something really sinister is at work

Ever heard of the St. Osyth Witches??? Ursala "Kempe"??

[link to www.witchtrials.co.uk]

With the death of Neil Armstrong, the humiliation of Lance Armstrong and being stripped of his title, shootings of citizens by Police in NY in an almost criminal manner, the Batman shootings, Wisconsin shootings, Olympics ritual and fear mongering in the lead up to the event

And what's with Prince Harry and Murdoch?

I also noticed that millionaire Libyan oil executive Carole Waugh (who was found murdered) looks eerily like Rebekah Brooks

[link to i3.mirror.co.uk]

It's the hair that strikes me

The Joker

King David, the red headed "Lion of Judah"

Harry is a red head

Something wicked this way comes...

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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22242881


That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...

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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


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lol
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Of all the places for it to be loose lol

People something really sinister is at work

Ever heard of the St. Osyth Witches??? Ursala "Kempe"??

[link to www.witchtrials.co.uk]

With the death of Neil Armstrong, the humiliation of Lance Armstrong and being stripped of his title, shootings of citizens by Police in NY in an almost criminal manner, the Batman shootings, Wisconsin shootings, Olympics ritual and fear mongering in the lead up to the event

And what's with Prince Harry and Murdoch?

I also noticed that millionaire Libyan oil executive Carole Waugh (who was found murdered) looks eerily like Rebekah Brooks

[link to i3.mirror.co.uk]

It's the hair that strikes me

The Joker

King David, the red headed "Lion of Judah"

Harry is a red head

Something wicked this way comes...

damned
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there's definitely some very weird shit happening, I agree
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Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
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That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


John Shuttleworth, FTW!

cruise
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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


[link to www.youtube.com]
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lol
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )

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08/26/2012 08:02 PM
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Anyone else from Essex?

Hope they dont kill lion but Essex is a pretty cool place to live in rockon
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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


[link to www.youtube.com]
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lol
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
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More eyes for potential Essex Piebump

I bet a Chinese Man gets this before the Cops do.
The thing that hath been,
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and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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there's definitely some very weird shit happening, I agree
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5a

Seriously though

You know that it was once said that the blood of a red-haired man is neccesary to turn copper into gold

That's ominous, this all reeks, badly
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Fucking hell, why does nothing this exciting happen up north.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22242881


That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


John Shuttleworth, FTW!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621



Oooph!
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Lion/Tiger/Liger/Tion..same fuckin' difference -


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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lol
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Thread: Female zoo keeper, 43, killed by tiger when it escaped from enclosure after gate wasn't closed properly
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That's true.

Down south, they've got the "Beast Of Bodmin Moor", and now this "Essex Lion", but us northern types have got jack!

It's a fucking conspiracy!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621


We do have the Snake Pass though, as versatile singer songwriter, John Shuttleworth testifies to...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


John Shuttleworth, FTW!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8324621



Oooph!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20899684


Another Shuttleworth classic that is quite relevant to this thread...



Catch the fox, woah woah!
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'Are you sure I'm a Tiger and not just a vicious ass Koala Bear?'

: )
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Thread: Female zoo keeper, 43, killed by tiger when it escaped from enclosure after gate wasn't closed properly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Not a nice thing to happen but Zoo's..meh.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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08/26/2012 08:23 PM
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bump
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pin please!
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I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
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Or bears

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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reminded me of that thread about that poor German tiger who got shot for killing the keeper yesterday.

as he said there, they're waiting for that ONE chance to do what they were BORN to do.

at least he died happy, i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


That happened Yesterday in Germany!?
I had no idea,Thank you for informing moi of that.

I agree fully with the highlighted sentence,don't fuck with Tigers/Lions/Tions or fuckin' Ligers.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Thread: Female zoo keeper, 43, killed by tiger when it escaped from enclosure after gate wasn't closed properly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


Not a nice thing to happen but Zoo's..meh.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


+1

Zoos suck.

Animals should be left alone in their wild habitats.
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It's a sign . . .
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Remarkable...

The lion is believed to have escaped from a nearby circus run by Martin Lacey, pictured with one of the lions from the show. Rich Baker, 39, was walking with his two boys, aged 9 and 11. He said: 'A man started running towards us yelling "It's a ******* lion!" He looked so panicked you knew it was not a joke.
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Mysterious is all i can say lol
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It's a sign . . .
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Remarkable...

The lion is believed to have escaped from a nearby circus run by Martin Lacey, pictured with one of the lions from the show. Rich Baker, 39, was walking with his two boys, aged 9 and 11. He said: 'A man started running towards us yelling "It's a ******* lion!" He looked so panicked you knew it was not a joke.
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Mysterious is all i can say lol
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er, aged 9 and 11

damned
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'mmmm, tinned humans. if only I had a tin opener! wait, i got these big fuck off claws!'

yay!

5a



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Thats also extremely close to JAYWICK! 5a
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
there's definitely some very weird shit happening, I agree
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5a

Seriously though

You know that it was once said that the blood of a red-haired man is neccesary to turn copper into gold

That's ominous, this all reeks, badly

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4132921


And what was with that weird performance by the Norwegians with the 100 year old package on the day Breivik was declared "Sane"?

We have had a weird fucking week i tells ye

Things haven't been this weird since the Chile Miner Rescue
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
there's definitely some very weird shit happening, I agree
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5a

Seriously though

You know that it was once said that the blood of a red-haired man is neccesary to turn copper into gold

That's ominous, this all reeks, badly

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4132921


And what was with that weird performance by the Norwegians with the 100 year old package on the day Breivik was declared "Sane"?

We have had a weird fucking week i tells ye

Things haven't been this weird since the Chile Miner Rescue
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4132921


Another weird one...

They were trying to dig up the corpse of Richard III in a pub car park in Leicestershire the other day.

wtf





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