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Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors

 
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08/27/2012 05:52 AM
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Reports are coming out that a lion has escaped from Colchester zoo and is running around the local area. All local residents have been told to stay in their homes.

Armed police and police helicopters are on alert.
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Hopefully the cast of TOWIE will get caught by the said big cat.
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08/27/2012 06:22 AM
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Reports are coming out that a lion has escaped from Colchester zoo and is running around the local area. All local residents have been told to stay in their homes.

Armed police and police helicopters are on alert.
 Quoting: Nano Bunny


Hopefully the cast of TOWIE will get caught by the said big cat.
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cruise

Everyone hates TOWIE, and quite right too!
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08/27/2012 06:29 AM
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Note to self, have to remove s in https for link to be clickable:
[link to twitter.com]
^'lion'^
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10673393


That definitely looks like a lion to me. And a big one at that.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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08/27/2012 06:36 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
[link to www.nzherald.co.nz] just happened a few days ago... tiger escaped and killed someone in Germany
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WTF..
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08/27/2012 06:40 AM
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Note to self, have to remove s in https for link to be clickable:
[link to twitter.com]
^'lion'^
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10673393


That's a fox, I can see that you my eyes closed.........1rof1

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08/27/2012 06:42 AM
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08/27/2012 06:48 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
perhaps he went to the Lion Bar?

i'll get me coat!
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08/27/2012 06:54 AM
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The residents are in upROAR!
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08/27/2012 06:54 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
it's a wolf ,seen them that big here in manchester and boy they are getting big on all the food we throw away or drop in the streets.
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08/27/2012 06:55 AM
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Is this it?
[link to twitter.com]

Maybe...
"the quote from Colchester Zoo is now that the photo of #essexlion is so bad you can barely make out what it is"

Well I've played with it a bit in PS, if a lion it's a she. Looks like wolf. Neck a bit big to be a similar type dog. Maybe someone was afraid of crying wolf so they yelled lion instead? I do see why the tail could suggest a cat creature though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10673393


That definitely looks like a lion to me. And a big one at that.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny

Mrs Wright told Sky News: "It definitely looked like a lion, the head, the body. When it stood up you could see the tail as well and it was massive.

"I'm convinced it looked like a female lion, definitely.

"It just went up and down the hedge. We just watched it for about half an hour.

[link to news.sky.com]
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08/27/2012 07:02 AM
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i just pray it goes through the black areas and mangles as many as possible
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08/27/2012 08:04 AM
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i just pray it goes through the black areas and mangles as many as possible
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Twat.
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08/27/2012 08:38 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
That is a lion.

Click on image and lighten your video gamma


[link to img824.imageshack.us]
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08/27/2012 08:41 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
That is a lion.

Click on image and lighten your video gamma


[link to img824.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22353334


You can tell its a lion by the rear legs and rib cage plus tail
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08/27/2012 09:08 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Hope it gets away.
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That is a lion.

Click on image and lighten your video gamma


[link to img824.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22353334


You can tell its a lion by the rear legs and rib cage plus tail
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Little pussy cat.. Meow.
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08/27/2012 09:21 AM
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Note to self, have to remove s in https for link to be clickable:
[link to twitter.com]
^'lion'^
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10673393


That definitely looks like a lion to me. And a big one at that.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny

Lens flare
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08/27/2012 10:20 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
Seems The Police Have Called Off The Search For The Essex Lion...They Are Now Concentrating Their Efforts To Find A Missing Witch And An AWOL Wardrobe...!!!

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08/27/2012 10:30 AM
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Seems The Police Have Called Off The Search For The Essex Lion...They Are Now Concentrating Their Efforts To Find A Missing Witch And An AWOL Wardrobe...!!!

banana2banana2banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22692214


LOL they're saying it could be a large domestic cat. Yeah right, one that stands three feet tall and is the length of a mini.

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08/27/2012 10:33 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
That is a lion.

Click on image and lighten your video gamma


[link to img824.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22353334


You can tell its a lion by the rear legs and rib cage plus tail
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nope

i think it may be a hyena!
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08/27/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
That is a lion.

Click on image and lighten your video gamma


[link to img824.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22353334


You can tell its a lion by the rear legs and rib cage plus tail
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22353334


nope

i think it may be a hyena!
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sorry, cancel that, i just did this with that photo. definite lion. lol

[link to i47.tinypic.com]
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08/27/2012 11:03 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
That is a lion.

Click on image and lighten your video gamma


[link to img824.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22353334


You can tell its a lion by the rear legs and rib cage plus tail
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22353334


nope

i think it may be a hyena!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


sorry, cancel that, i just did this with that photo. definite lion. lol

[link to i47.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


actually, look at the shape of the nose on that pic, now compare it to a LIGER..

[link to petegraham.files.wordpress.com]

I think it's an escaped pet LIGER! that's where the lion confusion comes in. I thought the nose shape wasn't right too. look at a lion..

[link to nationalzoo.si.edu]

another liger pic..

[link to lisadelay.com]
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08/27/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
an interesting pic.

[link to i.telegraph.co.uk]

that's a lion opening the back door of a family car. notice how her head is level with the door handle?

now look at this image..

[link to p.twimg.com]

notice how far the beast is away from the person taking the photo, yet his head ALREADY looks level with the car in front's door handles?

this is a big animal.

a liger?

[link to i.dailymail.co.uk]
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08/27/2012 03:41 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
This really is a bizzare story and the creature has still not been found
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08/27/2012 03:44 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
the cops are saying the pics are fake, i don't think they are..

[link to fotoforensics.com]

[link to fotoforensics.com]

i'll tell you what I think. some rich and powerful fuck 'lost' his pet monster, and last night the cops found it, using a helicopter with night vision, killed it, or maybe even returned it to their friend, and are now brushing it all under the carpet.
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08/27/2012 03:51 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
They called off the search Hours ago.

That picture looks pretty suspicious to me.
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08/27/2012 03:52 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
They called off the search Hours ago.

That picture looks pretty suspicious to me.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


explain why

gut feeling?

on the analysis no sign of tampering.
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08/27/2012 03:55 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
They called off the search Hours ago.

That picture looks pretty suspicious to me.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


explain why

gut feeling?

on the analysis no sign of tampering.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


It's the shadow line on it's back that looks weird to me,I could be wrong.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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08/27/2012 03:57 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
It's all a bit strange.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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08/27/2012 04:01 PM
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Re: Lion loose in Essex UK, residents told to stay indoors
They called off the search Hours ago.

That picture looks pretty suspicious to me.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


explain why

gut feeling?

on the analysis no sign of tampering.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22580089


It's the shadow line on it's back that looks weird to me,I could be wrong.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


that's the shadow of the strong light from the headlights which are lower than it's back, going across it's back.

those helicopters with night vision are shit hot. anything as big as that lion would have been spotted really quickly I reckon, and dealt with, and I bet the police fund is a lot richer today than it was, put it that way.





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