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A ufo has landed in the fields nearby! PLEASE READ

 
Florence
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Hello there my name is Florence Higgenbottom, i am a doctor of medicine and well respected in my area.
I have always been a skeptic of ufos and ets

However i went outside a few minuts ago to get fresh air, as it was hot, or humid if you will!
Suddenly i saw a huge craft descend into the fields nearby!

It was circular shaped and flashing, and looked nothing like a helicopter or plane or a drone!

I am too scared to go out and check

what should i do
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08/26/2012 07:23 PM
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Go to it and see if they'll take you with them.

And ask if they can come pick me up too abduct
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Get Video !
Florence (OP)
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08/26/2012 07:24 PM
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I have rung up a group of friends who are on their way they will be here soon and we will go out investigate

I am going to fetch the camcorder too
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Videos, please...
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Lucky you...they always seem to take the ones who don't want to go :/
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08/26/2012 07:27 PM
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Let me introduce myself a bit

I am 63 years old, and i am a doctor of medicine.

I am married for 40 years to my husband Norman who is away on business at the moment in France.
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08/26/2012 07:28 PM
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dont go alone and they will come back often
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you where chosen
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Lucky you...they always seem to take the ones who don't want to go :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463517


Why would you want to go if you don't know who or what is in the ufo? That makes no sense to me...

hf
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Go to it and see if they'll take you with them.

And ask if they can come pick me up too abduct
 Quoting: Kiddo 22463517


ME TOO!!...ME TOO!!
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Lucky you...they always seem to take the ones who don't want to go :/
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Why would you want to go if you don't know who or what is in the ufo? That makes no sense to me...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~



I am not going alone, my friends Herbert, Trevor, Arthur and Winfred are coming with to help me investigate!
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Hello there my name is Florence Higgenbottom, i am a doctor of medicine and well respected in my area.
I have always been a skeptic of ufos and ets

However i went outside a few minuts ago to get fresh air, as it was hot, or humid if you will!
Suddenly i saw a huge craft descend into the fields nearby!

It was circular shaped and flashing, and looked nothing like a helicopter or plane or a drone!

I am too scared to go out and check

what should i do
 Quoting: Florence 22623725


It has come to anally probe you!

Grab some lube, before they take you away!

scream

criscobutt

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08/26/2012 07:32 PM

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i agree with everyone else

video

go outside, stay in the shadows.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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08/26/2012 07:33 PM
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i agree with everyone else

video

go outside, stay in the shadows.
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and don't forget.......
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Where are u located? Are u serious...u sure seemed calm for seeing an alien space craft land in ur yard lol
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at first they will paralyze then they will remove all sound (if you scream no sound will come out of your mouth). depending on your fear level they go from there
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08/26/2012 07:35 PM
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it's just your wife coming back with some friends.

eh!
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Lucky you...they always seem to take the ones who don't want to go :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463517


Why would you want to go if you don't know who or what is in the ufo? That makes no sense to me...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~



I am not going alone, my friends Herbert, Trevor, Arthur and Winfred are coming with to help me investigate!
 Quoting: Florence 22623725


That's good OP :) I will be watching this thread. This sounds interesting if it does not turn out to be a joke.

Also I was talking to that one ac...actually all of these people in general who are just dying to catch a ride with these guys. It's like okay you have no clue whether they are good or bad. For all you guys know they could do experiments and shit on ya. No thanks...I would never get into one unless I knew what the hell was going on...

hf
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also your video camera will be useless unless they want to be filmed
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Re: A ufo has landed in the fields nearby! PLEASE READ
OP already posted something like this, awhile back.

Troll
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Lucky you...they always seem to take the ones who don't want to go :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463517


Why would you want to go if you don't know who or what is in the ufo? That makes no sense to me...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~



I am not going alone, my friends Herbert, Trevor, Arthur and Winfred are coming with to help me investigate!
 Quoting: Florence 22623725


PLEASE don't leave Wilfred, Henry, Oscar, Wilbur, Walter, Eugene and Stanley behind! OH, good gracious! They'd be SURELY disappointed!
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Re: A ufo has landed in the fields nearby! PLEASE READ
and yes they could be malevolent or benevolent

wouldnt want to be one of those humans turned up like the cows mutilitated
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Lucky you...they always seem to take the ones who don't want to go :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463517


Why would you want to go if you don't know who or what is in the ufo? That makes no sense to me...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


Hey Angels hf

Because it's been several thousand years since I've been on one sigh...last time was when I was dropped off on this planet to do a mission. I completed my work a while back, and now I'm waiting on pickup again. I've always been a traveler, and the ship life has always been home to me...so any ship would be good.

PS, for clarity - No, I haven't been alive all those thousands of years in one form...I've followed the reincarnation cycle of this planet. peace

Go to it and see if they'll take you with them.

And ask if they can come pick me up too abduct
 Quoting: Kiddo 22463517


ME TOO!!...ME TOO!!
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hugs
Florence (OP)
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08/26/2012 07:38 PM
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and yes they could be malevolent or benevolent

wouldnt want to be one of those humans turned up like the cows mutilitated
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Flashing lights coming from field!!!!

My friends will be here in their truck any moment!
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OP already posted something like this, awhile back.

Troll
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Hmm...nvm, the other Florence I believe was from the UK, but also an older lady. odd
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08/26/2012 07:39 PM

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A doctor, huh? You'd think with all those years of college that you would know how to type/spell or use a spell checker.

You're also obviously not from the USA.

Sorry "doc" I have a responsibility to....

bsflag

and I've NEVER done this before. LOL
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Re: A ufo has landed in the fields nearby! PLEASE READ
Hello there my name is Florence Higgenbottom, i am a doctor of medicine and well respected in my area.
I have always been a skeptic of ufos and ets

However i went outside a few minuts ago to get fresh air, as it was hot, or humid if you will!
Suddenly i saw a huge craft descend into the fields nearby!

It was circular shaped and flashing, and looked nothing like a helicopter or plane or a drone!

I am too scared to go out and check

what should i do
 Quoting: Florence 22623725


i i i i i i i i i i i "doctor of medicine" i i i i i i i i i


iamwith
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Lucky you...they always seem to take the ones who don't want to go :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22463517


Why would you want to go if you don't know who or what is in the ufo? That makes no sense to me...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~



I am not going alone, my friends Herbert, Trevor, Arthur and Winfred are coming with to help me investigate!
 Quoting: Florence 22623725


That's good OP :) I will be watching this thread. This sounds interesting if it does not turn out to be a joke.

Also I was talking to that one ac...actually all of these people in general who are just dying to catch a ride with these guys. It's like okay you have no clue whether they are good or bad. For all you guys know they could do experiments and shit on ya. No thanks...I would never get into one unless I knew what the hell was going on...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


True...but I'm not sensing that from this particular ship. hf