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My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...

 
DIAMOND CUTTER
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08/27/2012 06:17 PM
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My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
She just yelled that, ran over to me and stuck her butt in my face an farted. What should I do??
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08/27/2012 06:20 PM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
stuff her muffin....
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08/27/2012 06:22 PM
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WTF somedays is just not enough these days.
You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system
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08/27/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
She just yelled that, ran over to me and stuck her butt in my face an farted. What should I do??
 Quoting: DIAMOND CUTTER 8451778


suxs to be u
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08/27/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
whatever
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08/27/2012 06:23 PM

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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
Is she my brother or best friend circa 1995?

While that is actually hilarious, my wife and I agree that girls don't poop or fart so I can't speak from experience on that end.

As for myself, I would never do such a thing but sometimes some Nephalim frogs invade our home and they smell awful.
You m-m-m-muh-make me HAAA-PEEE.

Psalm 34:14 - Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.

Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
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08/27/2012 06:24 PM
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she black?
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08/27/2012 06:24 PM
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feedtroll
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I usually agree but that made me laugh-especially with his DDP handle.
You m-m-m-muh-make me HAAA-PEEE.

Psalm 34:14 - Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.

Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
She just yelled that, ran over to me and stuck her butt in my face an farted. What should I do??
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Tell her to bend over to receive her punishment
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She just yelled that, ran over to me and stuck her butt in my face an farted. What should I do??
 Quoting: DIAMOND CUTTER 8451778


this my friend, is a keeper.
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08/27/2012 06:25 PM
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That's a keeper
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08/27/2012 06:25 PM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
I like the cut of her jib. Thumbs up.
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08/27/2012 06:26 PM
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She just yelled that, ran over to me and stuck her butt in my face an farted. What should I do??
 Quoting: DIAMOND CUTTER 8451778


Dude..I just fell off my chair laughing,a bit embarassing as I'm at work. She's a keeper.
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08/27/2012 06:29 PM
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08/27/2012 06:30 PM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KEEPER!!!

Thanks for the laugh OP! I really needed that!
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08/27/2012 06:38 PM

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08/31/2012 07:51 AM
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why isnt this pinned ?
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08/31/2012 08:01 AM
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shes trashahole
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08/31/2012 08:02 AM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...

 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Hahaha, I love that video, it's so damn funny, I crack up everytime someone posts it, never gets old. Lol

1rof1
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08/31/2012 08:05 AM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
GO TELL HER TO EAT A BOLAJOGNA SANDWICH YA JABRONIE.
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08/31/2012 08:06 AM
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thread title laugh
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08/31/2012 08:07 AM
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Charming.
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08/31/2012 08:07 AM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
Well my husband let one rip at 5:30am this morning! Woke me up out of a dead sleep, had to get up and open the window, then I couldn't sleep after that!
Damn it, I'm gonna get him back for that!!!
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08/31/2012 08:07 AM

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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
She just yelled that, ran over to me and stuck her butt in my face an farted. What should I do??
 Quoting: DIAMOND CUTTER 8451778


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08/31/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
She's a keeper
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08/31/2012 08:11 AM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...
Didn't know the expression, but yeah, just take her back sometime.

We are very good with the Dutch Oven.

Last Edited by Daikirai on 08/31/2012 08:12 AM
Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia
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08/31/2012 08:15 AM
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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...

 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


laugh
cruise
Thanks for the laugh.

There's a "blind date fart" video on youtube and others that's pretty funny too.





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08/31/2012 08:16 AM
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just the beginning...
wail til she is practicing the Cleveland Steamer on you.
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08/31/2012 08:17 AM

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Re: My girlfriend randomly yelled "Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'" and then Farted In my Face...

 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


This made me laugh out loud. Thx!

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