BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today

Breaking News:

The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today. After the meeting, a brief summary of the points discussed in the meeting was disseminated to the press. At the meeting, the Uncles made the following disclosures to the Nephews:

>> The meeting began with the Chairperson of the "Committee of the Uncles" making the following opening statement:

"Tards, it's your Uncles, Listen up...."

1) The end is nigh

2) There will be much disease and pestilence

3) A great calamity will strike the Earth

4) Nibiru is near

5) The Galactic Plane will kill us all

6) The Church of Scientology are the Annunaki in Disguise

7) David Wilcock does not use ordinary brand-name shampoo. He actually uses a natural blend of wild berries, combined with a rare mineral extracted from a desert aloe plant, and a dash of honey-almond paste. This is why he has such gorgeous, flowing locks of beautiful blond hair

8) UFO Disclosure will take place on November 16th, at 1:45 PM, at the "Fashionable Pets" store in Garden State Plaza in Paramus, NJ. The Greys and the Nordics will appear there for about a half hour...they will make a brief statement to the press, and then they will pose for pictures with the chihuahuas and the shih-tzus.

9) Before the election this November in an attempt to boost his approval ratings with moderates and independents, Obama will spearhead a charge to get "Obama-Care" repealed and replaced by something called "Stop-Going-To-The-Fucking-Doctor-So-Much-Care"

10) The entire human female population will be eradicated and replaced solely by a contingent of females cloned from the woman featured in this Youtube video:


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