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BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today

 
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BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Breaking News:

The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today. After the meeting, a brief summary of the points discussed in the meeting was disseminated to the press. At the meeting, the Uncles made the following disclosures to the Nephews:

>> The meeting began with the Chairperson of the "Committee of the Uncles" making the following opening statement:

"Tards, it's your Uncles, Listen up...."

1) The end is nigh

2) There will be much disease and pestilence

3) A great calamity will strike the Earth

4) Nibiru is near

5) The Galactic Plane will kill us all

6) The Church of Scientology are the Annunaki in Disguise cruise

7) David Wilcock does not use ordinary brand-name shampoo. He actually uses a natural blend of wild berries, combined with a rare mineral extracted from a desert aloe plant, and a dash of honey-almond paste. This is why he has such gorgeous, flowing locks of beautiful blond hair

8) UFO Disclosure will take place on November 16th, at 1:45 PM, at the "Fashionable Pets" store in Garden State Plaza in Paramus, NJ. The Greys and the Nordics will appear there for about a half hour...they will make a brief statement to the press, and then they will pose for pictures with the chihuahuas and the shih-tzus.

9) Before the election this November in an attempt to boost his approval ratings with moderates and independents, Obama will spearhead a charge to get "Obama-Care" repealed and replaced by something called "Stop-Going-To-The-Fucking-Doctor-So-Much-Care"

10) The entire human female population will be eradicated and replaced solely by a contingent of females cloned from the woman featured in this Youtube video:


[link to www.youtube.com]
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bump for truth
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Pin this now. 5a5a
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Now that's talent:


[link to www.youtube.com]

clappa
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Now that's talent:


[link to www.youtube.com]

clappa
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pin this shin, that is all....

ohyeah
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thanks for the 5 stars. And shizzle this pizzle.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Breaking News:

The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today. After the meeting, a brief summary of the points discussed in the meeting was disseminated to the press. At the meeting, the Uncles made the following disclosures to the Nephews:

>> The meeting began with the Chairperson of the "Committee of the Uncles" making the following opening statement:

"Tards, it's your Uncles, Listen up...."

1) The end is nigh

2) There will be much disease and pestilence

3) A great calamity will strike the Earth

4) Nibiru is near

5) The Galactic Plane will kill us all

6) The Church of Scientology are the Annunaki in Disguise cruise

7) David Wilcock does not use ordinary brand-name shampoo. He actually uses a natural blend of wild berries, combined with a rare mineral extracted from a desert aloe plant, and a dash of honey-almond paste. This is why he has such gorgeous, flowing locks of beautiful blond hair

8) UFO Disclosure will take place on November 16th, at 1:45 PM, at the "Fashionable Pets" store in Garden State Plaza in Paramus, NJ. The Greys and the Nordics will appear there for about a half hour...they will make a brief statement to the press, and then they will pose for pictures with the chihuahuas and the shih-tzus.

9) Before the election this November in an attempt to boost his approval ratings with moderates and independents, Obama will spearhead a charge to get "Obama-Care" repealed and replaced by something called "Stop-Going-To-The-Fucking-Doctor-So-Much-Care"

10) The entire human female population will be eradicated and replaced solely by a contingent of females cloned from the woman featured in this Youtube video:


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: firm1324


clappa bump
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN TOMATOE PLANTS!?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Breaking News:

The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today. After the meeting, a brief summary of the points discussed in the meeting was disseminated to the press. At the meeting, the Uncles made the following disclosures to the Nephews:

>> The meeting began with the Chairperson of the "Committee of the Uncles" making the following opening statement:

"Tards, it's your Uncles, Listen up...."

1) The end is nigh

2) There will be much disease and pestilence

3) A great calamity will strike the Earth

4) Nibiru is near

5) The Galactic Plane will kill us all

6) The Church of Scientology are the Annunaki in Disguise cruise

7) David Wilcock does not use ordinary brand-name shampoo. He actually uses a natural blend of wild berries, combined with a rare mineral extracted from a desert aloe plant, and a dash of honey-almond paste. This is why he has such gorgeous, flowing locks of beautiful blond hair

8) UFO Disclosure will take place on November 16th, at 1:45 PM, at the "Fashionable Pets" store in Garden State Plaza in Paramus, NJ. The Greys and the Nordics will appear there for about a half hour...they will make a brief statement to the press, and then they will pose for pictures with the chihuahuas and the shih-tzus.

9) Before the election this November in an attempt to boost his approval ratings with moderates and independents, Obama will spearhead a charge to get "Obama-Care" repealed and replaced by something called "Stop-Going-To-The-Fucking-Doctor-So-Much-Care"

10) The entire human female population will be eradicated and replaced solely by a contingent of females cloned from the woman featured in this Youtube video:


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: firm1324


5 stars. lmao
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN TOMATOE PLANTS!?
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lmao
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Thanks Uncles, for the tip on Wilcock's shampoo.

The key point is that it is sulfate free.

I was just thinking yesterday that if Bob was your uncle, you might inherit some stock in the Red Mill organic grains empire.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Thanks Uncles, for the tip on Wilcock's shampoo.

The key point is that it is sulfate free.

I was just thinking yesterday that if Bob was your uncle, you might inherit some stock in the Red Mill organic grains empire.
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My uncle is a rich oil baron who told me that aliens created bird flu so it would attach to our DNA and turn us into bird-hybrids so we'll be able to fly, thereby cutting back on carbon emissions and eliminating the need for carbon taxes.

And, blankets talk to me.

tard
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Ok, it's me, uncle to very many.
Chill out, have a few beers and tell me all about it.
As long as you haven't killed anyone, it can be sorted.
Everything will be fine o matter how much everything will go to hell.
Just STM well back n watch the firework show.
(don't shag the beer maidens too often)
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The "Committee of the Uncles" met with the "Association of the Nephews" earlier today
Ok, it's me, uncle to very many.
Chill out, have a few beers and tell me all about it.
As long as you haven't killed anyone, it can be sorted.
Everything will be fine o matter how much everything will go to hell.
Just STM well back n watch the firework show.
(don't shag the beer maidens too often)
 Quoting: Uncle Gav 21853831


You're not an uncle. Uncles have doom related gossip to share with their tard nephews.

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